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Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

hey #18...you know what would make you like me? listening to my podcast.

CA
CA

She is uber cute!

lol
lol

fuck you, phillip!

Alexandre Figueiredo
Alexandre Figueiredo

She's one of the most beautiful women of the world in all times. She's cute, sexy, hot, wonderful!! She's a Goddess!!!

LADY A
LADY A

THIS PUTA IS A DOG. DAMM GUYS WILL THROW A D!CK TO ANYTHING WITH BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR. THE GIRL LOOKS RETARDED.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

yeah dude, no shit, we shouldnt go a DAY with out a Bell post or 4....we get so much fucking WhoreRaat and Stumpy....we need more KBell!!!!!!

i cant even begin to explain how much i enjoy looking at her since shes IS just so fucking adorable!!!!

JumpingIsUseless
JumpingIsUseless

FUCK YEAH! (pause for Homer Simpson-esque drool) Phil and I's prayers have finally been answered.

My Cock Is Throbbing
My Cock Is Throbbing

I'd like to ring her bell, and by that I mean that I'd like to fuck her pussy and ass with extreme force and then shove my dick down her throat and empty my nuts!

Smacky
Smacky

good to know Mr Slave

Mr. Slave
Mr. Slave

Kristen Bell may look sweet, but she's such a cruel mistress. She took me on a shopping trip to stand around and watch her bags. Whenever she was recognized, she would tell people I was her "assistant" which probably sounded better than "gimp". She insisted on using my credit cards for her little splurge. I was afraid she would max them out…and she did! I lamented to her as we were walking down an empty aisle and she quickly turned around and grabbed my balls. She squeezed down on them slowly while telling me in a low voice to behave when we're in public. My eyes began to water and I started to get a queasy feeling in my stomach. Once, Kristen told me one day she would squeeze my balls until they popped like grapes. It makes the experience even more nerve-racking because I never know if today will be the day! Kristen didn't let go of my balls until my knees buckled under me and I fell. I was so embarassed that we might've been caught on a security camera or that someone could've seen us. Kristen acted as if nothing had happened and began walking away. I quickly gathered up her bags and followed her out to the parking lot...

The preceding story was a work of fiction. The Supreme Court of the United States decided in the case of "Hustler Magazine, Inc. et al. v. Jerry Falwell" that parodies of public figures are legal under the first amendment and this author agrees.

Aaron
Aaron

...A night to remember?

ACE
ACE

I think she is hot, but I'm not feeling the outfit. The shoes are your standard pumps...kind of boring.

Molly
Molly

Terrible shoes, terrible legs. Otherwise...OK?

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Oh, Kristen....

I hate the shoes....but otherwise...absolutely breathtaking...as usual.

Honey
Honey

I like her...she's a cutie..these are not her best pics tho

bling
bling

i don't like her. her face is like a bulldozer (esp pics 2,3) and she's got the ugliest legs