Adriana Lima & Marko Jaric Break From Having Tantric Sex

When I google my name, I get shit. But, when I Google Marko Jaric’s name, the bastard has two pics of himself & the third image is this Adriana Lima pic. How fucked up is that?

These two lovebirds have been flying around together for months now, but everyone’s still wondering how Serbian Marko Jaric landed Brazilian bombshell Adriana Lima. Obviously it’s not money since she’s filthy rich, so if anyone has any interesting theories, please sound off below.

Tonight’s Bastardly Questions:

1. How did Marco Jaric land Adriana Lima?
2. And, how is Marco Jaric still with Adriana?

Before we close, we’ll leave you with this: DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMNNNN YOU, MARCO JARIC!! YOU SONOFABITCHCOCKSUCKINGWHOREBAGPIECEOFSHIT!!

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62 comments
analizer
analizer

adriana needs to stop using drug and see who she really married.No wonder there is a saying,the uggliest dudes get the hottest chicks

d77_charter_communications
d77_charter_communications

yo dude, hes not in the fucking phoenix suns u retard, hes in the memphis grizzlies, so can you quit being dead retard person

ftttt
ftttt

Adriana should thank make up she is beautiful but the "wow factor" is not here without it.

vanos28
vanos28

limas face looks big! some fans must be sooooo obsesive so they dont see it.

Serbian who knows Marko well
Serbian who knows Marko well

Marko Jaric is one stupid,self important Serb,and he has dated and slept with GOd knows how many women(pure whores and porn stars) in Serbia and from abroad.Hes just one of those mean,malicious guys who like to spend a night or two tops with a girl and than he dumps her.Being with him is like wearing second hand clothes.Hes very superficial,with an attitude of self-conceited arrogance, and probably last guy on the earth who sholud date this angel.

shone aka nenad
shone aka nenad

You gays have a problem becouse he is from Serbia (and that is not a country in Russia ) maybe he wasn't been to plastic surgeon or having face lifting or something like that he is just a simple gay on the ground,about basketball Serbia is very proud and have a very long history of basketball and good players like Marko.So what if he is dating with Lima she is hot but she is not from heaven,just a girl who wants to be loved and Marko is given her that.I am sorry for my bad english (I was running away from a school when we study english language).Thank you and God helps you all.

Cassie johnson
Cassie johnson

They are very cute together. She have beauty for both, so that isnt a problem :)

whoreshit
whoreshit

owmaygaad..this cant be true.. shit!! fuck you jaric marko!!! i dnt give a shit why adri liked you!!!! baaaaaaassssssstardddd

Altermontic443191
Altermontic443191

isn't that marko jarci from NBA phoenix suns? wow, HE WANTS TO MAKE THE PHOENIX SUNS TO HAVE A AWESOME SEASON, BUT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEND? NO!!!!!!!

d55
d55

Lima also said:

"My advice for when a guy comes to pick up a girl...

I have to tell you the truth; usually, they dont approach me. I swear they dont! I think they are afraid...they get afraid, yes."

so this guy must be one of the few that had the balls to approach her...you know how most hot guys are...they go for the average type of chicks that they dont feel threatened by...that way, they can feel like the woman's gift instead of being with an equally hot chick who could get another hot guy with the snap of a finger.

d55
d55

which would* be (cuz we dont know if she is one)

d55
d55

56,

you know by their body language, i can see that...i was thinking to myself, "wow, she looks like a virgin school girl around her boyfriend"...she is all giddy and shy-like around the guy...some other fan told me the longest she dates guys is about 6 months...she wasnt pictured one time kissing any of her boyfriends...she really might be one, which is so beautiful given she is so damn gorgeous, is a lingerie model, selling sex everyday.

d55
d55

bitch, u aint my boyfriend or anything so dont worry about what i am

d55
d55

57,

and how the fuck would that be any of your business?

hey hey hey
hey hey hey

#56 and #58 where did u see those comments that vince made? and in this pic she has no ass i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/4.jpg

omega
omega

Ya, out of all her BFs, she looks the happiest with Marko

limalove
limalove

I like them together. They must be one of the nicest couples I've seen. She looks very happy with him!

omega
omega

@56

Vince said "we never had sex" which means she didn't bang Vince.

She had 5 other BFs that have not said "we never had sex"

so she could have banged one of them.

She even lived in Lenny K house for some time, if that tells you anything. Personally, I am not naive enough to thing she is a virgin.

Just my personal opinion.

But, I am glad to see that she is only interested in heart and personality, she seems sweet that way.

omega
omega

d55

"and yes, i am jealous of the guy, as well...look how giddy she looks in his presence"

so are you a lesbian??? {not that there's anything wrong with that, some men dig that sort of thing}

Bugs on the Windshield
Bugs on the Windshield

Awwww Adriana, is that the best you can do? C'mon, you can get a better-looking guy than that.

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

With glasses he could be Elvis Costello...Maybe he wears glasses in the bedroom and sings, "What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love, and My face?"

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

Geez 51 comments. I'm not reading them all. I just want to say....The only thing I think when I see her....Everytime I see her I think of lima beans.

I may read now that there is some banter between Phil and Loki. I just assumed Pamela would be floating around for some reason.

nobody
nobody

omg.. adriana looks gorgeous even without any make up on.. gotta love her.. and marko damn you sonofabitch.. lucky bastard

Anon1
Anon1

Hallery and Damla are right, most girls are not nearly as into looks as most guys. It's funny, but the guys who bitch the most about how such and such a girl is with some ugly, douche, asshole, etc. are the guys who just don't get it, or any for that matter.

As you can tell from this site people have a huge disparities in what they, themselves, find attractive. The best way to find what a particular girl is attracted to is by simply being a man, taking the lead, engaging her mind, and then listening. If you pay attention she will tell you everything you need to know to win her heart.

bill
bill

Hey 25, lay off the fucking meth, huh?

d55
d55

there are more pix of these candid shoots...i'll go ahead and post them to break your already shattered hearts more:

i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/7.jpg

i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/5.jpg

i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/6.jpg

i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/1-1.jpg

i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/2-1.jpg

i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/3-1.jpg

i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/4.jpg

they look very cute together, and it is kinda obvious they have not been going out for too long but are getting to know each other...i dont know; thats what i am getting from their body language

Elliot
Elliot

Phillip McCracken,

You cracked me up

AHHAHAHA

Bocun
Bocun

He is Serbian duh

ACE
ACE

After work today, I'm dusting off my basketball and I'm headed to the township park to shoot free throws until the sun goes down.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

I feel a lot of rage in the room.

king biscuit
king biscuit

She's happy. Cool. In the first pic looks like he's rocking the De Niro look slightly.

Maybe he's just a good guy, with a nice sense of humour and they get on well.

Nothing wrong with that.

Elvira Amritha
Elvira Amritha

#4 and 5

Because she meets enough cocky guys every day in her field of work, just like a lot of celebs/models. When you are around those dumbheaded, self-praising types all day, you'd start prefer a normal next-door type without even wanting it.

Carol
Carol

Adriana is stunning.

Marko Jaric is the luckiest guy of the world.

I think she looks for the qualities a man have inside not outside.

sallyjia8
sallyjia8

hhhhhhhhhham.....Im being completely serious when i say this.....nowords canexpressmy.....look at interracialmatch.com/photo/blackloves

d55
d55

and yes, i am jealous of the guy, as well...look how giddy she looks in his presence

d55
d55

you guys would be surprised to find out how many hot chicks are with ugly guys...the thing is though she must find him very cute, attractive and sexy look-wise and not ugly...given her job involves looks and superficiality, she is probably not as impressed with looks as the rest of us and most likely saw the hottest guys ever on a regular basis and looks just doesnt matter at all...she did say in the past she is not into looks or money but personality and heart...well, this confirms it.

One comment to end them all
One comment to end them all

Woah she looks rough & frizzy here. He must give hope to douchebags everywhere.

What we need is the Annual Bastardly Douchebag Awards, to coincide with the Oscars. This guy'd be a top nominee I'm sure.

BlueElement2k
BlueElement2k

Brazilian girls seem to like guys of there own nationality. I don't get it, personally I call my piece the The U.N.

My Cock Is Throbbing
My Cock Is Throbbing

LOL @ 23! Anyway, Adriana is just so gorgeous whether it be with makeup or not, and I gotta give props to Marko for pulling this off.

Anonymous Bastard
Anonymous Bastard

Adriana Lima, so easy a caveman can do it.

-Anonymous Bastard

Anonymoose
Anonymoose

It must be pheromones and long .. limbs.

Maybe he also does the Len Wiseman thing and washes her hair, cooks the food, etc. etc.

jennyla
jennyla

Goofy, probably funny, jock with big hands. Lima, we have the same taste in men. He's also serbian/Croatian. Yum.

bill
bill

Slightly off topic, but does she still claim to be a virgin?

Laurenn
Laurenn

true... but hes still technically in the nba whether he plays or not...

hey hey hey
hey hey hey

#10.... nba star not exactly he rides the bench on the worst team in the league!!!!

Mundo
Mundo

well I think it's just proves that beautiful women go for Jocks...or maybe jock straps..whichever. So all you guys best start playing with your balls. lol.

Hallery
Hallery

I just think women don't care about looks as much as men do. The guy probably has an amazing personality and makes her really happy. She looks totally head over heels in that first pic. He's obviously got something going on.

jeffshang
jeffshang

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