Caption The First Two, Bitches! (Brooke Hogan in a Bikini Edition)


These were snapped in Miami on the set of her reality show, “Brooke Knows Best.” When did daddy Hogan change the name of the show?!

Anyway, these are the two captionable (yes, I just pulled that word out of my ass) pics. Have fun!

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Hawkman
Hawkman

First of all, angelina jolie is no longer hot... Secondly, you throw a paper bag over that face, and you have one fuckable woman.

Tessor
Tessor

I would so face Fuc# this stupid bitch and cum down her throat. Then Titty Fuc# her.

samuel
samuel

butch hogan needs to stay indoors......angelina jolie shes not.

Blickerfield93277
Blickerfield93277

sorry for double comment, i meant #3, my mistake... good one #3

Blickerfield93277
Blickerfield93277

commend #25 an 26 - haha, but u guys are pretty stupid at looking, poor thinking dudes... :]

comment #2 - funny.. lmao

Dina
Dina

this isn't a caption, but sometimes it looks like her dad is checking her out. Sick.

She's so nasty, I have no words, for once.

Tony Soprano
Tony Soprano

She might look like an amazone but I find her hot. haha!

Pheobe
Pheobe

Lol hahaha comment 25 & 26

Mundo
Mundo

She is fugly, and fat also. She should think seriously about a career change, maybe take up her dads wrestling career..

Courtney
Courtney

Ive never seen a flatter butt in my life. Hahahaha

Courtney
Courtney

Someone quick.. give this girl some ass

Racer X
Racer X

She's so frickin' HOT!!!

twinkle
twinkle

the girl on 7 is wearing a VS bikini. or so i think.

JonYo
JonYo

Pic #1: "Everyone who's sporting some polterwang raise your hand!"

Midas Mulligan
Midas Mulligan

Pic#1: Raise your hand if you're Sure.

Pic#2: Pull my finger.

Paul
Paul

This is the gayest thing I have ever seen.

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

Pic 1

brook-

"watch me get that guys number... HEY!!!"

Pic 2

guy-

"you know what dude, you can't have my number. your not fooling anyone man. i could see your adams apple from way over fucking there."

ninja...
ninja...

girl in pic #1: "ugh, brooke put your arm down. it smells like canned tamales topped with Secret deodorant..."

guy in pic # 2:"hey,*points at brooke* did I just hear a testicle drop...?" brooke: "no that was just a queef"...*short pause*...*nervous laughter ensures*...

makers mark
makers mark

Buffalo Butt #3, winds hands down. Even when im not drinking, i have always thought BH looked kinda big & dudeish. ya i know its not a word.

RyaNAKED
RyaNAKED

i would SO crawl all over this chick....... dont hate me - i'm 6'6" @ 260lb

Smacky
Smacky

#1 "look it's the short bus! Hey I'm over here! Over here!"

McPerv
McPerv

She's looking more and more like Hulk all the time.

thebor
thebor

both pics

NONE SHALL PASS

Jay
Jay

Buffalo Butt for the win!

Moelicious
Moelicious

fucking hilarious, buffalo butt.

DAMAGE Inc.
DAMAGE Inc.

manizon? ok..... anyways, love the BEACH!!!!!

Buffalo Butt
Buffalo Butt

Pic #1 Top: "Raise your hand if you're a dude in a bikini"

Pic #1 Bottom: "Hey look, a dude in a bikini!"