2008′s Hottest Bikini Pics: Emma B & Lucky Bastard @ The Beach


These were snapped @ the beach in Adelaide, Australia

From one class act (Ice-T’s Coco), we move our Bastardly Attention to yet another beautiful bombshell with enlarged body parts, Ms. Emma B. She’s what appears to be every sugar daddy’s dirty fantasy come to true—she has an obscenely huge rack, she loves to be motorboated in public, as well as do really kinky things on the beach. What more could you possibly ask for?

Oh wait…maybe this (comes courtesy of Victoria Silvstedt).

Here’s a little more info on Emma B (who freakishly looks like Jenna Jameson in some of the pics)…

Emma Blocksage, also known as Emma B or Emma Balfour, is an English celebrity model and TV presenter.

Emma began her media career when she won the prestigious “Elite Look of the Year” Model Competition in 1995. This garnered her a lucrative modelling contract with Elite—one of the world’s best known agencies. She subsequently embarked on a very high profile path in the industry, becoming one of Elite’s top supermodel names, in the category of Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, Stephanie Seymour, Elle Macpherson, Linda Evangelista and Kate Moss.

Emma has presented for ITV2 (The Mix, Flying Start), Sky One (Babes Behaving Badly), the Disney Channel and MTV. She made her acting debut in Channel 4′s It’s a Girl Thing, and her own fly-on-the-wall reality TV show Young, Hot and Talented. [Wiki]

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  • She has a great MySpace page. Great job, Emma!!
  • This place says Emma’s only 26.
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    111 comments
    JPRichardson
    JPRichardson

    If this is "ugly" I would then like every girl in my office to look equally "ugly".

    REALKARMA
    REALKARMA

    LOL... Thats unfortunate jennyla, cos i cant imagine he'd touch yours with mine HAHAHAAA...

    REALKARMA
    REALKARMA

    Hmmmm... someone who thinks they know Emma!! LOL... IDIOT!!

    Emma Was with Brian Harvey for 5 yrs.. And the dude she is with now, dumped his ugly arse emma b wanna be girlfriend ages before they got together!!! NO YOUR FACTS you dumb bint! (Oh... should i say SB!!!)

    jennyla
    jennyla

    hey if thats you Emma B

    i don't like you and guess what I'd fuck your boyfriend just because I don't like you.

    oink
    oink

    Could I join this fun? Well I like to throw your chick around too...I really want to check her out...Also are you a real man like me? Guess not...Let me have her overnight and you can watch a good old time movie like Jerry Lewis...

    Let me handle her for awhile...

    Happy New Year ~~2009

    slut doc
    slut doc

    AHAHAHAHA all you lame as mofos

    she is hot as fuck

    first of all banging body in most pics altho some wer unflastering her face does look young actualy and no cellulite on those bewtiful legs which are shaped so well fucking hot big tits toneed bod cute face and blonde so hot pussy what more cud u wanat we wud all pay her to be our personal whore

    KARMA
    KARMA

    Yes she has made herself seem to be a whore because she fucks peoples boyfriends, husbands (knowing they are in relationships) and anything else she feels the need to spread her legs to...that is a fact!! She is all around disgusting, her face is beat! Karma does exist!

    jeff
    jeff

    SARCASM!!

    Universal Sluthood
    Universal Sluthood

    oops i forgot, this does look like beach prostituting - 2.0 (1.0 being victoria silversteid(or whichever way you spell that)). surprised not many talked about that.

    Universal Sluthood
    Universal Sluthood

    cool down peeps. it must hurt moelicious to see what we have made of his beautiful post. rather than fighting lets just say i'd take that!!

    Phillip McCracken
    Phillip McCracken

    let me also add this real quick before i get tired of repeating myself since things dont seem to sink in...then again, you ARE a blonde....

    but. see heres where personally, that i dislike the fact that celebrities like you are famous...

    these are CANDID PHOTOS...

    you just chilling like a "regular" person...

    now, go take a look at your "photoshoot" pictures.

    yeah you like NOTHING like this... if EVERYONE had a photo tech working on their photos with photoshop and airbrushing, not to mention the fact BEFORE that you have what? how much an hour? make up and hair people working on you....

    you are making a living off looking like something that you obviously dont.

    there are AT LEAST 50 chicks that have submitted to BLOTD here at this site that, with your entourage of make up and hair artists that would look SUPERIOR to you in photoshoots, cause they look superior to you in candids.

    why should we base our opinions about your looks off of airbrushed or photoshopped pictures that the photoshoot people spent hours working on your make up and hair to begin with, as opposed to your CANDIDS which is what you look like EVERYDAY?

    i hope you havent fallen victim to your own hype thinking that what you look like in photoshoots is what you look like everyday, cause your candids PROVE that its not.

    you want to see the essence of pure beauty? go look at Kate Beckinsale. the women is 6 or 8 years older than you, and, no matter WHAT SHE IS DOING she looks like a goddess....she doesnt NEED the help of hours of make up and photoshop to make HER look good.

    and im sorry, but i dont think im Slaughtering you by basically saying that you are very unattractive or that your ugly in your candids. Candids are what a person REALLY Looks like, and looking at your candids, theres no reason for you to be "famous" cause of your looks....but like i said, with the help of photoshop, airbrushing and hours of time in make up and hair you pretty much have proved ANYONE can be famous for their looks....

    Phillip McCracken
    Phillip McCracken

    about your HIT...Michael Bolton won 2 grammys, i guess that makes him better than Bands like the Pixies or Husker Du or Throwing Muses that huh? "popularity" and "Hits" have NOTHING TO DO WITH THE QUALITY OF THE MUSIC....if so, then something like "Hey There Delilah" Or "Dani California" are some of the best songs EVER Written since i hear them CONSTANTLY on the radio where i live, and, i live outside the biggest city in the world....having a "hit" song does not MEAN its GOOD....

    as for what i look like, its REALLY easy to find, especially at this site, and, i am ugly and fat. but what does THAT have to do with anything? im not parading around thinking im something special.

    and AGAIN....if you are in fact the real Emma B, shouldnt you be taking the BAD WITH THE GOOD?

    how is ANYTHING anyone here saying ABOUT YOUR LOOKS any different than the overhyped comments you have prolly heard in your life?

    im sure you dont go and attack anyone that says something like...

    "Man you are the most beautyful women ever to walk the face of the earth"

    or do you throw them the SAME attitude? of course not. again you are missing my point...why are you getting SO pissy about what people think about your LOOKS? no one is attacking your personality.....do u have any interviews on that myspace or a youtube?, cause id like to see if you are in fact actually a nice person or a bitch, cause u cant really tell from what someone looks like too much about their personality....

    and for the record, personally, and i cant speak for anyone ELSE on this site, but i speak to EVERYONE Honestly and openly. i dont care if its some D List celebrity whose arguing with me on a website or my mom...

    its called BEING HONEST.

    but i guess weve realized that you dont want to hear anything negative about how you look, only positive...wouldnt u RATHER people be honest about how you look as opposed to lying?

    and again, dude, everyone here is talking about your LOOKS...no one is saying anything about YOUR PERSONALITY.... and in the end isnt THAT what matters? well, i guess not to people like you since thats how you built your fame, so, i guess maybe i do understand why you are getting so pissy...maybe its at the point where youd RATHER people hate your personality and think you were a total twat, as long as they didnt slag off on your looks...if thats the case, thats very sad....

    and u know, there is plenty of people on here EVERYDAY, that slag me and make ME try and feel like shit, and its funny, none of them know me, but i find it funny and humorous. i think you may need to go out to the store and get a prescription of humble.

    EmmaB1979
    EmmaB1979

    No ones perfect love... least of all me! But there's a difference between people saying they dont like you and people absolutely SLAUGHTERING you... I dont know what you look like but i find your attitude DISGUSTING! You think you can just talk to people you dont know how ever the fuck you like and try to make them feel shit... what the fuck is that!!!!!!!! Assume im not really really me... well.... you'd be suprised!

    Cant be bothered with this crap, people like you just ruin my fucking day... have your opinion... i dont care, neither do i care if not everyone in the world loves me... Thats not my point, i just think its sick how people can write such evil NASTY shit about me and expect me to ignore it!!! Just because people like you think the people your writing about dont see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Still... you probably got bullied at school or something so im just gonna feel sorry for you.... And as for my song, it was a hit in the UK thanks, so again... your opinion really dosnt matter!

    Phillip McCracken
    Phillip McCracken

    and can someone tell me why im having this discussion with some one pretending to be this person? fuck i must be alot more tired than i thought....

    Phillip McCracken
    Phillip McCracken

    dude, u cant sing, sorry.... but then again, i like people like Kristen Hersh, Juliana Hatfield people whose voices are actually good, and dont have to sell themselves using their body.

    again, i dont understand what originally your LOOKS have to do with your personality?

    i wont be a judge based off this since you were being attacked, but, you could be like Kelly Brook, shes pretty nasty, and, shes really nice.

    thats actually cool.

    uh, im not gonna lie, ive fucked some ugly chicks in my life, but ive fucked some hot chicks too...im not famous, i dont have the options you do nor any other famous person.

    and i dont understand how my attitude is shitty. i simply pointed out that people were judging you based on your LOOKS and NOT your personality...thats what this kind of site is FOR....

    but again, i dont understand, do u get this bitchy when guys talk about how they want to have sex with you?

    prolly not.

    why cant you take the good with the bad, and, understand that not EVERYONE is going to like you....

    if you didnt give a flying fuck what anyone thought u wouldnt be on here defending your looks...and alas you are...

    and if you notice, i made the 1st comment, and i didnt go off on you like many of these others.

    i only pointed out how ugly you were AFTER you came on here being a complete bitch.

    and AGAIN.... why is it famous people get SO pissed when regular people's opinions arent pining about how hot they are, but LOVE when people fawn over them?

    again, your in the public eye, you dont think ANYONE out there finds you disgusting?

    but dude, its NOT about who you are, you seem to be confused...its about HOW YOU LOOK IN THESE PICTURES where the comments are coming from....you even said YOURSELF this isnt my best look....

    so are you arrogent enough to think on your worst day your STILL betting looking than any regular people?

    EmmaB1979
    EmmaB1979

    Oh... i beg your pardon PHILLIP!! You have 2 L's in your name... Here's the other one L, it was with the rest of the word.... OSER!

    LOL

    EmmaB1979
    EmmaB1979

    PHILIP!!!! Get a fucking life!!!! I couldnt give a flying F U C K what you think about how i look!!!

    And i dont need your advice on the industry thanks... ive been doing it since 95...

    ALSO.... Famous for being famous???? Hmmmm.... you DEFINETLEY dont know me!!!!

    People like you with your BAD attitude make me SICK! Your obviously just bitter cause you probably have to go through your WHOLE LIFE banging ugly birds cos thats all you can get!!!!

    Go and watch my music video and my circus performances on my MYSPACE page if you think im so UGLY!!!!

    hahahaaaa... how vile is your nasty attitude! Oh well.... Have a happy wonderful life, you obviously deserve it as your such a lovely person!

    Phillip McCracken
    Phillip McCracken

    PS i also forgot to add, the whole point of a site like this is to rate someone based on their LOOKS....NOT Their personality.

    yeah we all dont know you, maybe if we did, wed be a LITTLE nicer about talking about your looks, but, hey, we dont know you, you could be the nicest person in the world, or you could be the hugest bitch...

    but what would say your personality have to do with rating your looks?

    NOTHING.

    Phillip McCracken
    Phillip McCracken

    uh, yeah.... im sure thats not EmmaB...but for game playing lets say it is...

    1st off, no one slagged your personality, cause obviously no one here "Knows" you....

    what i dont get is, lets just say you are the REAL Emma...

    so, its OK that certain people pine over how hot they think you are, its the reason your "Famous", but, you dont EXPECT people to slag on your looks if they think you are UGLY?

    HI, arent you famous? you should know more than ANYONE that this is the kind of response you are going to get....

    If you cant take the negative with the positive, you are in the WRONG FUCKING BUSINESS sugar.....and by your response here, you obviously cant....so i suggest that you leave the public eye cause you attitude is going to hurt you mentally in the years to come, regardless how much you like making money for being famous for no reason.

    deal with the fact people think you are ugly and kinda nasty in these pictures, cause, well, you are, go look at picture 9, are you gonna argue you look nasty and disgusting? but there is a few that thought different...and again, especially being in the business of being "Famous", you should know better...

    which is why its obviously NOT this chick that is posting here under EmmaB1979 or whatever.

    dims
    dims

    you are mean buck nasty

    dims
    dims

    I'm not photogenic either, i look way better in person. Why is everyone being mean to Emma?

    dims
    dims

    why are people being so mean to each other?

    goinggaga
    goinggaga

    He could probably do better. But she has a great ass and obviously does not mind him burying his face into her massive breasts, so I am sure he ain't complaining.

    Buck Nasty
    Buck Nasty

    She's a girl,now it's getting interesting.Shorten the hair,lose the fake funbags,I bet you were hot.

    Buck Nasty
    Buck Nasty

    The comments here are often very rude & nasty hence the name the Bastardly,and you are right I probably would react the same way you did & respond with a couple of fuckoffs. You have to remember this is a public forum & you put on a public display in front of cameras so people are going to comment good & bad. You could be the nicest person in the world & I'm not saying you are not,people judge by what they see,hear & read & make their own judgemnt. Prove them wrong,thats all you can do. And sweety in your business as long as they are talking about you, good or bad, they are still talking about you & taking pic of you. The day they stop doing that,is the day you'll be the same as the rest of these bastards,myself included.

    Anon1
    Anon1

    She looked much, much, better with the smaller breasts.

    EmmaB1979
    EmmaB1979

    PS! Hopon is a girl you MORON!! And yeas, she's my best friend since school so stick your pathetic nasty bone idol comments up your big fat smelly arse crack!!!! ;0)

    EmmaB1979
    EmmaB1979

    Excuse me "BUCK NASTY"... but if a bunch of nasty mouthed arseholes dedicated an entire page to YOU and slagged you off... EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU even though they didnt know you.... you saying that you would have nothing to say back?? I DONT THINK SO MATE!!! Im joining in with all you lot with the bad attitudes... its just pretty sad that you gotta go on here and take 5mins out of your day to completely SLAG OFF somebody you dont even know!!!! Thats SAAAAAAAAAD!

    Buck Nasty
    Buck Nasty

    Sounds like hopon is trying to get in the sand crab infested shorts of Emma. And you said what of her personality??? "" Emma happens to be my best friend, she is stunning in the flesh and is a beautiful prson on the inside. She is intelligent, funny and loyal and has loads of friends who adore her. Every guy that she meets wants to date her, not just for her looks but for her fantastic sense of humour and personality."" Lets look at that lovely personality>>>>>>>

    YOUR ALL PROBABLY FAT UGLY CUNTS ANYWAY, SO WHO ARE YOU

    TO PASS COMMENT ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and >>>>>

    WHY DONT YOU SAD FUCKING CUNTS, GO TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR YOUR FUCKING SELVES IN THE MIRROR AND GET A GOD DAM LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAAAAAAAD LOOOOOOSERS!!!

    AND YEAH... THIS IS ME... IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN DONT LOOK!!!! FUCKING RUDE IDIOTS!!!!!

    Sounds like a delightful young lady.

    Jacqueline Rios Fuentes
    Jacqueline Rios Fuentes

    Emma - If that's really you, you have a hot boyfriend! This website is named "bastardly" for a reason and yes, you likely do look better than most of its members. Sorry, everyone, but it's probably true. I suspect that your pics were selected more as a tribute to motorboating (a very popular theme here) than anything else so don't take it too personally.

    ACE
    ACE

    I'm really tired of seeing fake boobs. I would take a flat chested woman any day over fake boobs, but if a woman does get implants at least pick a size to keep us guessing if they are fake or not.

    Buck Nasty
    Buck Nasty

    Nasssssssty. If that is really you Emma Bag 1979,and I don't think it is, you wounder why people slag you off HELLO. Big fake ugly cannons,nasty attitude & beat-up cum splattered mug. Enough said???

    EmmaB1979
    EmmaB1979

    OHH! HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA.....

    THE SAME OLD BITTER NASTY LOSERS THAT ALWAYS SLAG ME OFF!!!

    THE FUNNY THING IS, YOUR ALL PROBABLY FAT UGLY CUNTS ANYWAY, SO WHO ARE YOU

    TO PASS COMMENT ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FEW FACTS!!!... IM 28, YEAH... WELL DONE I WAS BORN IN 1979, AND WHILST THESE PIX ARE PROBABLY

    NOT THE MOST FLATTERING PIX THAT HAVE EVER BEEN TAKEN, I STILL BET I LOOK A DAM SITE BETTER THAN THE LOT OF YOU PUT TOGETHER!!!

    MY BOYFRIEND AND I, ARE CHILDHOOD SWEETHEARTS, AND WE ARE HAPPY AS FUCK ALTHOUGH IM SURE IT MUST PAIN MOST OF YOU TO HEAR THAT...

    WHY DONT YOU SAD FUCKING CUNTS, GO TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR YOUR FUCKING SELVES IN THE MIRROR AND GET A GOD DAM LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAAAAAAAD LOOOOOOSERS!!!

    AND YEAH... THIS IS ME... IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN DONT LOOK!!!! FUCKING RUDE IDIOTS!!!!!

    WokkaWokka
    WokkaWokka

    she looks really trashy, but something about her still makes me want to do her. really hard

    Jacqueline Rios Fuentes
    Jacqueline Rios Fuentes

    Although I am sure they would not look like that had she just stuck with what she was born with. They really look like they hurt.

    Leni
    Leni

    I don't know, I don't find that guy hot, I like his hair tho.

    She's ok, she does look older but helloo, almost any platinum blonde girl on the beach in the sun looks alot older...she's got a hot body but those tits are painful to look at

    Pamela Susan Courson
    Pamela Susan Courson

    I don't know what's wrong with you people on here, or maybe ya'll are being sarcastic, but this woman is fiiine!! I can't stop staring at her!! And her boyfriend or boytoy or whatever kinda reminds me of that dude who was in a KoRN music video and in the commercial for Vanilla coke.

    B.
    B.

    and a veryyyyy hot boyfriend!

    Pamela Susan Courson
    Pamela Susan Courson

    She is NOT as bad as Courtney Love!! Emma also has a wayyy better body than her

    Douche Baggery
    Douche Baggery

    She's definitely pushing 30. I'd say she's about 35.

    Molly
    Molly

    Ewwww, she looks like a junkie i.e. Courtney Love.