Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Take A Sex Break


I guess one way to keep really hot chicks on your balls is to straight up neglect them in public! It’s a classic trick: Treat them like crap and they’ll return the favor by worshiping you.

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Blickerfield93277
Blickerfield93277

megan fox is always fucking hot, and also lucky Brian Austin Green is some lucky dude! Lucky was watching the Martinsville Speedway 500 race on March 30th

rohanpogi
rohanpogi

megan fox is way too hot for that guy. lucky dude!!

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

Nasty tats and flip flops, this just doesn't look right.

Bossy
Bossy

The view from in front is nice. So I'm not too worried about filling the Wonderwoman top. But let's not all forget that this girl has no ass. We've all seen pictures and commented on it. I'm also a little bit disappointed with the back pictures. Aside from the lack of an ass her legs look a little stocky...kind of strange considering how great they look from the front.

Ana
Ana

I personally hate it when people talk on the phone and text message when they are with me whether it's a friend, boyfriend, or relative. It's just fucking rude.

If you're going out with someone, you're supposed to pay attention to them. It's just so annoying when people talk on the phone (unless it's important) and text message. I even get mad at my own sister when she text messages around me. It's so rude and annoying and makes me feel unappreciated and like I'm boring the person I'm with.

Molly
Molly

Very true, Leni, very very true. Though I don't like the whole talking on the phone while we're out when the relationship is in it's very first stages. But that obviously doesn't apply here.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

She looks like a total stuck up bitch and he looks like a complete douche

Ana
Ana

These pictures are definitely old because look on page three, her Marilyn tattoo is not there. These must be before she got the tat.

Smacky
Smacky

I hate David Silver, I made a pledge in college that if I ever saw this guy on the street I would kick the shit out of him no matter what. Watch out Silver

nessa
nessa

these pics are like two years old...

DrTentacle
DrTentacle

Honestly, I wanted to hate him for banging Megan Fox while it was clean and tight, hate him for turning her into a used up pile of roast beef, and hate him for... well, being that idiot has been from 90210, Brian Austin Green.

But he IS banging Megan fox, and he is pretty dope on that terminator show. Hating him just seemed unnecessary.

SHe on the otherhand I started to feel was overrated by fucking up her bod with regretable tattoos and looking like a skinny crack whore. She made a huge splash in Transformers and never followed up except with more fucking of BAG.

At this point i think they deserve each other. I'm sure she will get naked on screen or a sextape and we'll all see her tits aren't that great without a pushup, her skin is all nasty like wino, and her pussy probably looks like a corned beef wizard's sleeve. I predict she will end up being more carmen electra than Angelina Jolie.

twinkle
twinkle

but she has a really lovely body huh... anyways, adriana lima would never approve of BAG. i would not too. I mean, if ur with ur guy and he's always talking on the phone.. it just means he isn't very interested in u.

WokkaWokka
WokkaWokka

it looks like her shirt says boner. lawl

Ana
Ana

No, she shouldn't play wonder woman. She looks too cheap and trashy to play her.

Don't get me wrong, Megan is gorgeous, but I just don't like something about her. She looks like a pornstar even on the rare occasion when she's NOT wearing a lot of makeup. And she just looks like a stuck up bitch.

She tries too hard to look "exotic" and to be "bad ass". Getting tattoos and dyeing your hair black does not make you exotic and bad ass, haha.

ACE
ACE

Hallery - I can see Megan as wonder woman too, but she doesn't have the acting skills to pull it off in a movie. She was terrible in Transformers and she was just playing the hot chick.

Richard - I know what you mean about LL's lower half, but give her 3 months, a personal trainer, and a nutritionist and she would be good to go. I actually think she does have talent and love her best with the jet black hair. I know exactly what you mean about finding some women's insecurities their most attractive feature.

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

Could be, she has been laying low due to an operation. They do look larger than usual. I guess we will have to wait and see.

Maybe she doesn't care that he's on the phone cause his company isn't all that pleasing. Unless she is grabbing his crotch he always seems to be off somewhere else mentally. I'm not for clingy, but there is some middle ground.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Megan is a Fox.

B.A.G. is a doucheBAG.

And i'm with Leni on this one.

king biscuit
king biscuit

Judging by how well that t-shirt fits on the third page, I'd say she'd have no trouble filling out a Wonder Woman custom.

It would be tailored to her physique, so...

Ana
Ana

What happened to her Marilyn tat?

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

Top that doesn't fit just crys out, Nipple slip. Plus I don't like Lindsay's lower half. Blah.

Some woman's insecurities I find sexy. Like if they think they don't have a big enough chest. I love small to medium size chests....But I find it sexy when they they think they are lacking. You can blame my first girlfriend for that turn on...You can blame my first girlfriend for a lot things wrong with me.

Hallery
Hallery

I like Brian. He was always the cutest one on 90210. He's aging really well. The flipflops look silly though. ACE, I don't know, I can see Megan as Wonder Woman.

ACE
ACE

@ Richard - That's an interesting thought about her not filling out Wonder Woman's top. When I was a little kid I remember watching Wonder Woman (Linda Carter) and just staring at her boobs and I had know idea why I liked looking at them, so I would rather see a woman who can fill out the top. I was thinking Lindsay Lohan??

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

I don't agree Leni. At least put your arm around her. Let her know she's part of your space. You don't have give every ounce of attention to her include her in your walk. Especially when she looks that good.

I don't think she could do Wonderwoman, but I think her lack of being able to fill out the costume would be sexy in some weird sadistic way.

Leni
Leni

What's wrong with talking on the phone with a big smile? so you think he shouldn't be talking on the phone while going out with her? why? having a gf means he has to shower her with attention 24 hours a day? that's fucking clingy and a turn off!

Mandingo
Mandingo

Wouldn't you act like a douchebag if you had a non-existant Hollywood career and still managed to pick up hot and famous chicks and bang the shit out of them? I totally would!!!

Douche Baggery
Douche Baggery

lol It's kinda funny that this dude's initials spell B.A.G. This is how you know he's a true DoucheB.A.G:

- Wears flip flops

- Talks on the phone with a big smile on his face and acts like his hot girl doesn't exist anymore.

- Dates a young girl 15 years younger than him.

- Still dresses like a young douche.

Douche Baggery
Douche Baggery

^^^^^

LMAO!

Megan is hot, but she looks like someone who doesn't shower very often. Especially after sex.

ACE
ACE

i don't know...maybe she could play wonder woman. I don't think she would be able to fill out wonder woman's top to due her justice and she really isn't a good actress. She really struggled with just playing the hot chick in Transformers.

I would like to see her in the wonder woman outfit....I'm sure Brian has.

RyaNAKED
RyaNAKED

DAMN this girl is HOT....

lucky guy

king biscuit
king biscuit

Okay, I'll admit it. I feel envy. That's good. Because having recognized that fact I can move one. Yup. Move on.

Right after he strays into the cross-hairs of my high velocity rifle!

She looks good.

Douche Baggery
Douche Baggery

That's a Douchebag I don't like lol. I like the way Megan Fucks'dresses.

Manolo
Manolo

She needs to star in another movie soon.

Nude scenes included please.