That’s right bastards I’m here to review the Bastardly week that was,
VH1 can kiss my ass.
I’d like to start with a definition, specifically what makes someone “Bastardly.” This seems to confuse a lot of people; they seem to think not caring what other people think makes you bastardly. I’m here to tell you that’s a load of shit. First off I don’t believe people when they say that, it’s like the dude that screams “I’M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!” right before a fight. Everyone knows you’re scared dude; it’s normal; it’s cool. Just don’t think you’re fooling anyone with your bravado. Secondly apathy isn’t bastardly. Being bastardly means caring enough to tell someone they’re the biggest, smelliest, most puckered asshole you’ve ever seen. If you really didn’t care you’d keep your mouth shut and go live in a cave somewhere, Jain Hermits are not Bastardly.
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Love it John....
Phew....Thanks for the correction indeed. You don't want to rub Mike Litoris the wrong way or he'll start squirting everywhere!
Awesome!
Fuck yeah!
Reading that made my fucking day.
Cool brah. Go with Christ.
Thank you john for the correction. Who does your hair?
Am I delusional?? Well, I just got bitten by a vampire, and don't think very clearly now, but I forgive d55 for her rambling on me. The girl clearly has issues, one minute she says I'm ugly, the next she says I have good facial features. There's no point in arguing with such people.
No john. I was refering to Pam and Tommy Lee. The pictures I was commenting on, were of Pam and Tommy Lee. When heaping accolades upon me in the future, please have one of your underlings fact check what you say about me. I thank you for the notice of my brilliance though.
d55 sucks. The guy is one of the worst posters here. He's clearly just as delusional as Pamela Susan Courson and a few others. (No way d55 is a chick, a faggot though? definitely).
Mike i thought you were talking about Pam and Rick.
i will make the corrections forthwith
though my hope for their death still stands
I actually meant, Tommy and Pammy were like Romeo & Juliet. In your review you sort of lead people to believe I was talking about Pammy and Rick Solomon. What did you go to Fox News Channel School of Journalism? Get your facts together you damn Bastards.
Well thank you john.
A Cheshire cat couldn't match the smile that is plastered all over my
battered face.
Great review.
sweet john.
keep 'em rolling in.
#10,
be careful, john might take your word for it..
its even funnier reading this at 3 in the bloody morning with a bottle of beer and the webcam on. im glad its back. and keep up the good fuckin work.
I like these reviews. I will suck your dick for more. xx
Sparks, I didn't plug you. It was John :-)
And yes, this was a pretty solid review.
*Sniff* Aww I feel special. Gosh Moe, you really know how to flatter a gal.
Btw, DrTentacle was totally hilarious. Long live the bastards!
john, i'm gonna copy abit of your post save for after dinner it's the perfect snack... ;)
and now for a call out... ;)
bastardly mavens http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/1787/apathykl7.jpg
That comment by DrTentatacle was FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! Seriously how do u ppl come up with some of these things???...I love it!
or rather, than it began
HAHAH! It ended even better then it began. Bravo! Great work, john.
"wearied antelopes"? Mkay... though I'm sure that wasn't your original choice of words. :)
And better lay off religion, that's like (seeing as you're Serengei imagery) a red rag to a bunch of stampeding hippos.
Yay! Its back. And from what I've read thus far, just as brilliant as ever. Welcome back!
Well done. A new month is upon us...