That’s right bastards I’m here to review the Bastardly week that was,
VH1 can kiss my ass.
I’d like to start with a definition, specifically what makes someone “Bastardly.” This seems to confuse a lot of people; they seem to think not caring what other people think makes you bastardly. I’m here to tell you that’s a load of shit. First off I don’t believe people when they say that, it’s like the dude that screams “I’M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!” right before a fight. Everyone knows you’re scared dude; it’s normal; it’s cool. Just don’t think you’re fooling anyone with your bravado. Secondly apathy isn’t bastardly. Being bastardly means caring enough to tell someone they’re the biggest, smelliest, most puckered asshole you’ve ever seen. If you really didn’t care you’d keep your mouth shut and go live in a cave somewhere, Jain Hermits are not Bastardly.View All Photos ›