Bastardly Breaking News!! Lindsay Lohan Runs Into Bush!!


Blurring the Lines Between Addiction and Entertainment

It seems that almost every week there’s a new celebrity, another story of substance abuse, or one more humiliating mug shot pulling back the curtain on a member of America’s royalty. Substance abuse itself knows no borders of wealth or fame. From Camden, N.J., to Beverly Hills, Calif.; it reaches all races and classes. Yet the hot pops of the paparazzi cameras leave no celebrity embarrassment uncovered. Flipping through the tabloids, Hollywood looks like a town that revolves around clubbing, drinking and, when the celebrities are caught, drugs. [ABC News]

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Blickerfield93277
Blickerfield93277

her legs are gross... she some nasty slut, credited to those WB photographer incorporated guys

MelodicDeathMetal
MelodicDeathMetal

It's hilarious how these celebs think that leggings can be worn on their own, they are meant to go under something. It looks stupid

Glimmer
Glimmer

hey omega !!! :)

your writing persona has a good beat/i think i'm addicted... :)

jjm
jjm

Looks like someone bitch slapped her with a sandpaper glove!

neo geisha
neo geisha

LOL

why did she dyed her hair again? Lindsay is retarded

her fashion sense is terrible

I still think she's hot, but she's not taking care of herself (like in 2004)

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Her skin looks off because her hair colour totaly washes it out.

horny guy
horny guy

looks like the chicks been in some bare knuckle bar fights...thats cool...i like a bitch who can take care of herself in a fight

omega
omega

Glimmer

I LOVE THAT SONG, IT HAS SUCH A GOOD ALTERNATIVE ROCK BEAT!!!!!!!

btw, what's up the cheetah nails

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Jeez.

I wish she'd dye her hair back to a normal red color.

And lose the leggings.

I'm digging her manicure, though. It's ecclectic.

Glimmer
Glimmer

no,kb whoever wrote those lyrics/was keeping it real... ;)

d55
d55

i am surprised she is still alive

Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris

The band-aid on the right foot really brings out her eyes.

Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris

That's a juniper bush. The little berries on it smell just like gin. She's trying to eat the berries. There, I've solved the mystery.

king biscuit
king biscuit

And:

"Coniferous trees fed up with years of horticultural abuse have decided to fight back. They are targeting celebrities in a chilling campaign..."

damnable
damnable

re. her skin. it's what happens when you subsist on a diet of ciggies (see two packs of parliaments in last pic), booze and ahem...protein enriched fluids.

king biscuit
king biscuit

Now whoever wrote those lyrics wasn't relying on their imagination!

Glimmer
Glimmer

ok since alot of l.lo posst mention she's crazy/but her ex boyfriends/hook upss keep saying she's good in bed....and what percentafe of guys would f**k her if they had the chance...

let me be the first on team bastardly to sneak this songs lyrics as a tribute to l.lo and other 'hot' females evryone says is crazy...hmm...

BUCKCHERRY

"Crazy Bitch" lyrics

All right!

Break me down, you got a lovely face

We're going to your place

And now you got to freak me out

Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid

You want me to stay, but I got to make my way

Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Take it off, the paper is your game

You jump in bed with fame

Another one night paid in full, uh

You're so fine, it won't be a loss

Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face

Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Get the video

Fuck you so good

Get the video

Fuck you so good

Crazy bitch

Crazy bitch

Crazy...bitch

Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back, come on

Baby girl

You want it all

To be a star

You'll have to go down

Take it off

No need to talk

You're crazy

But I like the way you fuck me

Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

You keep me right on

You're crazy

But I like the way you fuck me

xtoolx
xtoolx

Ugh, if she looks this bad now, imagine what she's going to look like in 10 years. She looks a lot better with red or brown hair than that blond crap.

Leanne
Leanne

Her legs are so gross..

Ditch the tights!!

Yuppers
Yuppers

What is wrong with her skin? Seriously... WTF