Surprise, Surprise! Tara Reid Got Drunk in Miami Beach!


Here’s a list of Tara Reid’s upcoming projects for 2008:

- Land of Canaan (2008) (in production) …. Amy
- The Beautiful Outsiders (2008) (pre-production) …. Sarah Fugate
- Clean Break (2008) (completed) …. Julia McKay
- Senior Skip Day (2008) …. Ellen Harris

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25 comments
d_jologs
d_jologs

does look too bad, i might even say that she's sexy considering she's alcohol fueled

Molly
Molly

Hmmm, she doesn't look too bad here. At least her wonkity-wonk stomach is covered!

Jaclyn
Jaclyn

She's wearing a cute outfit, anyway...

And at least she's fattened up a little bit, she no longer looks anorexic! Which is a good thing!

Mundo
Mundo

well I'm not too familiar with celeb, but at first glance I would consider her a complete beach slut.

Hubba Hubba
Hubba Hubba

Drunk, sober, whatever... I'd still give her one!

jjm
jjm

#5 Tara looks comfy!

Ms Reid could probably drink the Bastardly community under the table. I'm at a loss,do you think she gives good head or is rich and gives away money?

neo geisha
neo geisha

all of her upcoming movies will go straight to dvd :(

at least she has male attention and isn't doing porn

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

Glimmer.... i wish i was stupid attractive and rich like the dudes that get to bang whatever chick they want too (IE Starvos? Bradnon Davis)

i would SO take every crazy bitch IE LiLo, Britney and Tara for a ride and id LOVE to critique them all just for you!!!

MrPinchy
MrPinchy

God... she looks like Pam Anderson in that first picture. I guess we know what road she is headed on.

Glimmer
Glimmer

phil, you should have sex with britney/tara/l lo and whomever else this web site thinks is in the running for the 'crazy bitch' sex crown...and post your 'findings' ;)

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

*through a megaphone* "Ride the mechanical bull! Only 10 cents a ride!"

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

thats a good song, but id suggest it prolly fits Britney Better LMAO...either way, id takeon Tara and let everyone know if she DOES in fact fit that song...cause i bet she does....

Glimmer
Glimmer

it's a song from the heart... ;)

Glimmer
Glimmer

and thank you phil. since tara is another female guys think is crazy but think would "kick as in the sack"

that gives me another chance to bring out this lyrics. ;)

i owe you big time phil..maybe this will be funnier the second time/but i doubt and i have a quota to hit today. so anyway...you betcha....

BUCKCHERRY

"Crazy Bitch" lyrics

All right!

Break me down, you got a lovely face

We're going to your place

And now you got to freak me out

Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid

You want me to stay, but I got to make my way

Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Take it off, the paper is your game

You jump in bed with fame

Another one night paid in full, uh

You're so fine, it won't be a loss

Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face

Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Get the video

Fuck you so good

Get the video

Fuck you so good

Crazy bitch

Crazy bitch

Crazy...bitch

Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back, come on

Baby girl

You want it all

To be a star

You'll have to go down

Take it off

No need to talk

You're crazy

But I like the way you fuck me

Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

You keep me right on

You're crazy

But I like the way you fuck me

tara...thanks from phil.... ;)

king biscuit
king biscuit

She looks surprisingly good for all the alcohol that she seemingly drinks. Must be acting like embalming fluid.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

u know, i still dig tara a bit...dont know why, seems like shed be kick ass in the sack...

Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris

Love the pics of her staggering around in the sand all drunk. Is she doing a "bump" on #6?

Tapper
Tapper

Looks great for her and I was shocked to see "all" the projects she has in the can for 2008. Well done, Tara.

RyaNAKED
RyaNAKED

WTF - i'd still tap it.......... twice even