Posts from May 2013

Halle Berry vs Salma Hayek: The Bastardly MILFiest MILF Matchup

 early in the evening, before sex by 38


Remember, choosing one doesn’t make the other one any less MILFy, so as painful as it sounds, you must choose just one…

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Kim & Khloe Kardashian @ Jimmy Choo Shoe Launch

 early in the evening, before sex by 26

Photo Credit: Flynet Pictures & Bauer-Griffin
So, are these two just going to surprise everyone here in the States by relocating to Sydney, Australia ? Let’s hope so…

Bastardly Rumor has it that Khloe’s trying her hardest to get some Ausie ass, but having no luck. Dudes in Sydney who want a crack @ Kim Kardashian’s ass, try to go through Khloe’s Ass first. And, if you manage to have Khloe Kardashian Sex, please remember to tape it.

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Jennifer Hawkins Brings The Afternoon Links!

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Don’t forget to whitelist the Bastardly in your Ad-blocking software & visit our friendly sponsors!! Read their sites & buy their goods! Help a fellow bastard out, damn it!

- Amy Smart Topless With Her Nipples Covered [HollywoodTuna]
- COED Presents: The Girls of “Harold & Kumar” [CO-ED Magazine]
- Brie Larson, Former Child Star Does Internet Viral Video [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Angelina Jolie Wins Most Stylish Mom In The World Award [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Benji Madden really is in love with Paris Hilton [Celebslam]
- talk about no remorse… [The Bastardly Society]

- Rube Goldberg-machine: clusta chaos [Flabber]
- Albert Hofman, who discovered LSD passed away [Dlisted]
- Which one is Sharon Stone and which is Clay Aiken? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Kate Hudson tops People’s Most Beautiful list [Cele|bitchy]
- Pink jogging on the beach in a tank top [The Blemish]

- Celebrity Cameltoe Game [CityRag]
- Miley Cyrus gets the wrong support [DerekHail]
- Ashlee Simpson Loves Reality TV [Celeb Warship]

- Hottest Alleged Sports Mistresses [Uber]
- Jimi Hendrix has a sex tape [Fatback Media]
- Hilary Duff in Her Short Shorts [The Grumpiest]
- Jokerized Dark Knight Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And of course…

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Late Afternoon Nibble: Old School Adriana Lima Pics

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Major props to Pstroyer for coming through w/ these babies. May your love for Adriana Lima continue to thrive. Amen.

Anyway, from what we’ve heard in the last 24-hours of posting these candids, Adriana & Marko haven’t gotten engaged or had sex. Marko better work the mojo quick!!

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Chanelle Hayes’ Bastardly Mic Holding Technique

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Chanelle Hayes is launching an assault on the charts with the release of debut single I Want It.

The BB8 star is filming her transformation for VH1 show Chanelle: Wannabe Pop Star. The track will be available from 12 May.

‘The song actually sounds a bit like recent Britney,’ she claims.

Since leaving the Big Brother house, the Victoria Beckham wannabe has tried her hand at presenting and modelling. But it seems she’s finally following in her idol’s footsteps. Source

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Bar Refaeli Does Russian Elle Magazine

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Here’s some info from the personal section of her Wiki…

Bar Refaeli volunteered once for Project Sunshine[8], a non-profit organization providing free services and programs for children facing life-threatening illnesses. Refaeli also spent one day helping animal lovers association, Ahava[9], which has been caring for hundreds of pets abandoned in the Northern Israel during the 2006 Israel-Lebanon conflict. [Wiki]

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Leighton Meester – InStyle Magazine, May 2008

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Sources Confirm Leighton Meester Headed to Entourage!

Sources confirm that the fabulous Leighton Meester is heading back to L.A. shortly to shoot scenes for HBO’s Entourage! We’ve been told she’s set to pop in somewhere in the first half of the upcoming season for at least one episode.

Leighton will be reprising her season-one role of Justine Chapin, a then-virginal pop singer based on Britney Spears. She had a mad crush on Vinnie back in the day, and something tells me she might stand a better chance now that she’s all growed up and hot as fire. E! Online

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Miranda Kerr @ Aussie Fashion Week in Sydney

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Sorry folks, no Bastardly Lady of the Day today

Getting serious: Orlando Bloom meets Miranda Kerr’s ‘rents

According to People.com, an unshaven Bloom, 31, met up with the Victoria’s Secret model and her parents for a cozy lunch at Catalina’s in Rose Bay, in Sydney.

Kerr, wearing a gray jersey dress and brown boots, told a fellow diner that her jet-lagged sweet had been “very reclusive” since arriving Down Under. “I’ve had to drag him out today,” she chirped.

But once he met Ma and Pa Kerr, Bloom perked up, and, as they were leaving, the “Pirates of the Caribbean” actor was seen giving Kerr’s mum a big hug. Awww. Source

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