Monthly Archives: April 2008

Kim & Khloe Kardashian @ Jimmy Choo Shoe Launch

Photo Credit: Flynet Pictures & Bauer-Griffin
So, are these two just going to surprise everyone here in the States by relocating to Sydney, Australia ? Let’s hope so…

Bastardly Rumor has it that Khloe’s trying her hardest to get some Ausie ass, but having no luck. Dudes in Sydney who want a crack @ Kim Kardashian’s ass, try to go through Khloe’s Ass first. And, if you manage to have Khloe Kardashian Sex, please remember to tape it.

Jennifer Hawkins Brings The Afternoon Links!


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– Amy Smart Topless With Her Nipples Covered [HollywoodTuna]
– COED Presents: The Girls of “Harold & Kumar” [CO-ED Magazine]
– Brie Larson, Former Child Star Does Internet Viral Video [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Angelina Jolie Wins Most Stylish Mom In The World Award [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Benji Madden really is in love with Paris Hilton [Celebslam]
– talk about no remorse… [The Bastardly Society]

– Rube Goldberg-machine: clusta chaos [Flabber]
– Albert Hofman, who discovered LSD passed away [Dlisted]
– Which one is Sharon Stone and which is Clay Aiken? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Kate Hudson tops People’s Most Beautiful list [Cele|bitchy]
– Pink jogging on the beach in a tank top [The Blemish]

– Celebrity Cameltoe Game [CityRag]
– Miley Cyrus gets the wrong support [DerekHail]
– Ashlee Simpson Loves Reality TV [Celeb Warship]

– Hottest Alleged Sports Mistresses [Uber]
– Jimi Hendrix has a sex tape [Fatback Media]
– Hilary Duff in Her Short Shorts [The Grumpiest]
– Jokerized Dark Knight Trailer [Popoholic]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And of course…

Chanelle Hayes’ Bastardly Mic Holding Technique

Chanelle Hayes is launching an assault on the charts with the release of debut single I Want It.

The BB8 star is filming her transformation for VH1 show Chanelle: Wannabe Pop Star. The track will be available from 12 May.

‘The song actually sounds a bit like recent Britney,’ she claims.

Since leaving the Big Brother house, the Victoria Beckham wannabe has tried her hand at presenting and modelling. But it seems she’s finally following in her idol’s footsteps. Source

Bar Refaeli Does Russian Elle Magazine


Here’s some info from the personal section of her Wiki…

Bar Refaeli volunteered once for Project Sunshine[8], a non-profit organization providing free services and programs for children facing life-threatening illnesses. Refaeli also spent one day helping animal lovers association, Ahava[9], which has been caring for hundreds of pets abandoned in the Northern Israel during the 2006 Israel-Lebanon conflict. [Wiki]

Leighton Meester – InStyle Magazine, May 2008


Sources Confirm Leighton Meester Headed to Entourage!

Sources confirm that the fabulous Leighton Meester is heading back to L.A. shortly to shoot scenes for HBO’s Entourage! We’ve been told she’s set to pop in somewhere in the first half of the upcoming season for at least one episode.

Leighton will be reprising her season-one role of Justine Chapin, a then-virginal pop singer based on Britney Spears. She had a mad crush on Vinnie back in the day, and something tells me she might stand a better chance now that she’s all growed up and hot as fire. E! Online

Miranda Kerr @ Aussie Fashion Week in Sydney


Sorry folks, no Bastardly Lady of the Day today

Getting serious: Orlando Bloom meets Miranda Kerr’s ‘rents

According to People.com, an unshaven Bloom, 31, met up with the Victoria’s Secret model and her parents for a cozy lunch at Catalina’s in Rose Bay, in Sydney.

Kerr, wearing a gray jersey dress and brown boots, told a fellow diner that her jet-lagged sweet had been “very reclusive” since arriving Down Under. “I’ve had to drag him out today,” she chirped.

But once he met Ma and Pa Kerr, Bloom perked up, and, as they were leaving, the “Pirates of the Caribbean” actor was seen giving Kerr’s mum a big hug. Awww. Source

Surprise, Surprise! Jessica Alba Not Smiling For The Cameras!

These were snapped while Jessica was out shopping on Wilshire Boulevard.

As you guys know, some great news came out of the Jessica Alba camp recently: She’ll be taking time off from making really shitty movies once she gives birth. Let’s hope she has great difficulty losing the pregnancy weight & is replaced by another hottie who doesn’t take her fame & fortune for granted. Amen.

Jennifer Tilly is Lucky in Life & in Cards. Damn Her.


You guys are gonna love this…

Sam Simon gleefully admits that, thanks to residuals and licensing fees, he earns more than $10 million annually from a show that he hasn’t even worked on since 1993. Whoa! Now, I’m not one to tell people how to spend their money. And everybody loves dogs and The Simpsons. But, I mean, really, when you become a gazillionaire from what one person in the report calls, “a half-hour show of people, you know, with yellow faces,” don’t you have to pay some sort of karmic restitution? Like, go save a small, destitute country or two? Or, I dunno, cure sneezing? Just a thought.

2. Thanks to a favorable divorce settlement, Simon’s ex-wife also makes a mint off of The Simpsons. Hollywood. Typical. But who is this lucky lady? Why, she’s the famously buxom, squeaky, poker-playing, Oscar-nominated actress Jennifer Tilly. WHOA! [EW]

Two new goals in life:
1. Marry someone really rich who gets royalties
2. Create something amazing and earn royalties.

Gay or Not: Rain is Jeong Ji-hoon, a.k.a. Mr. Korean Pop Star


I saw this dude on Stephen Colbert show last week, so I had to post him up for everyone.

For those of you who don’t know about Korea’s best export since Kimchi, check it below:

Rain (Real name: Jeong Ji-hoon 정지훈, born on 25 June 1982 in Seoul) is a male Korean pop singer, dancer, model, and actor.

In April 2006, he was mentioned in the Time magazine website article that named the “100 Most Influential People Who Shape Our World.”[1][2] In 2007, Rain topped Time Magazine’s online user poll, although he was not in the magazine’s actual list. He has an ongoing feud with Stephen Colbert for the top spot.[3] He also made it into People’s 2007 list of the “Most Beautiful People” in the world. [Wiki]

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