Bastardly Breaking News!! Madonna’s Morphing into a Muscular Shemale!!


Someone needs to have a serious talk with this woman about shooting up hulk hormones. I know she already has millions & her career is pretty much over, but this is kinda crazy

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Francesca
Francesca

I wonder if her Clitoris has turned into a penis yet?

GetReal
GetReal

Is this really happening?

With all the lard-asses trolling their way around America today, you really want to bash someone for being in shape? People today have NO IDEA what being in real shape looks like - they've been brain-washed by the media that Britanny Spears actually had ABS, even back in the day? Sorry, you can't even see abs (for a woman) until you are near 15% bodyfat (much less for a guy) but with the "norm" being 25-30% it's disgusting that she is not being praised, rather than pelted with verbal abuse....

I think JungleGirl was right - guys are always intimidated by women who have a little muscle.... here's an idea, put down your X-Box, get your fat ass off the couch and see if you can even come close to her condition.... and you may learn some RESPECT in the process!!!!!

LaLa
LaLa

eww. Madge, jean Claude Van Dam wants his biceps back.

junglegirl
junglegirl

Fat men are just intimidated she's got more muscle and strength than you! Don't hate losers!

ShareDaddy
ShareDaddy

If it wasn't for her starring in a movie with Willem Dafoe I would say that is Willem with Breast Implants. Disgusting what she has turned herself into. I think I had her picture hanging on my wall back before anyone knew who she was, even me, just like the look. Not anymore.

ass
ass

she should start competing as a female bodybuilder

Cara
Cara

Thanks King Biscuit

Moe - if she ever reads this she'll pull a Paula Abdul and come out with a new dance song. Don't get me wrong I like Madonna. She is/has been more successful than about 99% of all the artists out there. It just sucks facing reality.

Blickerfield93277
Blickerfield93277

damn, she like 51 years old, but ugliness... she was hot back in late 1980s, listen her songs, it rocks

Eve
Eve

That's ugly...and Cara is absolutely right.

king biscuit
king biscuit

Find ever more advanced cyborg hosts to put her brain into?

Moelicious
Moelicious

cara, thanks for the depressing turn.

you know what madonna will do to herself if she ever reads that...?

Cara
Cara

well just my opinion, but.....I think this Madonna's "backlash" at aging....she can't control getting older so she works on her body instead - whether bad or good.

morons
morons

That's not a little bit of muscle, that's a lot of muscle on a woman. God damn.

matso
matso

Infinitely better!

Anorexia and obesity are both potentially fatal.

twinkle
twinkle

well i guess that's a lot better than anorexia or obesity.

matso
matso

You gotta be kidding me!

For the first time, in a LONG time, you post someone with a tiny bit of muscle tone . . .

. . . and you FREAK OUT about it???

You seem to have an oddly skewed sense of what a human body is supposed to look like!

A little bit of muscle definition is a very good thing!

king biscuit
king biscuit

See, I'm all for somebody looking toned and healthy - but this is a bit much. There are female athletes that don't look that ripped for goodness sakes!

It's as though she is trying to get into ultra-shape for a final world tour or something.