Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisited – Lori



Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Holly, Bridget, or Kendra (Girls Next Door)

Do you like your boobs?
Yes, I do…

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Well, it just depends…Is he hot with Salt and Pepper hair?

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Nope…

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
No, not really…

What makes you Bastardly?
I am very confident. Wherever I go everyone is attracted to me. (I smile alot too and I love you chat with people.) I hope you guys love me….I guess we will see!!

Oh and not to mention I am 30 years old…I have 3 children…and the college boys always say MILF baby.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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164 comments
SlutterNutter
SlutterNutter

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Guess you must be the motherfucker tappin' this chick.

Don't worry, all the little kiddies want to play with her too.

lockstock
lockstock

Still loving the pics Lori! You're just so hot, can't wait to see more.

Universal Sluthood
Universal Sluthood

i dont care how many kids u've had, i'd do you any day. i have a soft corner for sluts anyway.

Dina
Dina

Nice body but the presentation is ew.

tiff
tiff

I don't think you understood the $3 million question: $3 million for fucking one old dude, or $3 million after fucking your regulars until you're close to death, and then having to steal their savings afterwards also. And your kids will hate you. Hope u enjoyed it.

king biscuit
king biscuit

Nice calves indeed. Nice pins in general.

Hallery
Hallery

Alright, since you guys keep dredging this up, I think it's great that Lori has taken such good care of her body after having kids and she deserves credit for that. I would not put my naked arse on the internet but hey, if she wants to, that's her business, right?

I think her kids are just going to know that they had a hot mom. If they are lucky, they'll inherit some of her hot genes as adults. End of story.

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

now McCracken. these ain't the best pics in the world, but pic 1 and 2 kinda gives you a picture of what she looks like (providing you have no visual impairment). the rest look like inlarged thumb nails but you can also make out the shape of her body... just thought i'd throw that out there.

Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris

Thanks matso for correcting the "corrector."

Lori
Lori

Player...thanks sweetie!!

Player
Player

Lori - you are one smocking hot bitch. Don't listen to the haters keep posting your pics and I love the attitude and outfits. I would tap your ass anytime baby!

matso
matso

It wasn't Paul (118), it was Bitch (66)

The only thing Paul missed was " . . . masogynistic (sic) . . ." when he quoted.

(just keepin the shit straight, y'all) :)

Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris

Oh and by the way Paul # 118 before you start complaining of people's spelling, I'll just bitch slap you here and tell you that you spell misogynistic this way, not masogynistic as you spelled it. Now fuck off and get off the internet Einstein.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Phil - maybe she's afraid her kids may see this and can't afford therapy... that's why they're all blurry...

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

ok i still stand by my comment at 72.

i dont understand how anyone can vote ANY stars with a clear conscience.

im sorry, but, i just dont get how you can vote with no CLEAR picture of the face?

are some of you dudes SO desperate that you DONT care what her face ACTUALLY looks like? she shows some T+A and its 4 stars or better?

why am i starting to really understand why dudes like chicks like WhoreRaat and Kelly Brook....

Lori
Lori

Yes I do agree with u....whyohwhy

whyohwhy
whyohwhy

Hey, just saying this, don't get all in a twist...... be careful with what you submit online (it's all public, remember?). The parents of the girls you coach may not like these pics, you could lose some serious business just for trying to get compliments from complete strangers online. Is it worth it???

Lori
Lori

ozlem why u think I am a bitch?

ozlem
ozlem

i think she is a bitch...

Lori
Lori

Thanks!! :)

Still I cannot believe someone said I need to loose 20 to 30lbs...holy crap...someone is crazy ...I would weight 59lbs... wow just can't get over that!

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

I thought it must be something athletic related....There's just something about you that says high energy....Plus you are in great shape.

Lori
Lori

Oh and my career is ..... I own a cheer & dance company...and I am the coach!

Lori
Lori

Thanks to Schlichting and king biscuit...

I would love to resubmit...just facial shots!

I actually just did a photo shoot for a local photographer....for her adds.

Maybe I should post them!!

Lori
Lori

Hey again guys...I am actually a cheer & dance coach!!

I also own a dog grooming salon.

I would love to send other pics of my face...But I am not sure if I should resubmit again???? what do you think?

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

Lori you should register and show a better picture of your face. You look so cute in the photos where you can see your face.

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

Nice. 5'. Compact women are nice....And I've been saying that the last couple days...Here and there.

It's nice when you can easily pick a women up cause it adds to the fun you can have.

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

Yeah, I never thought short or 89 pounds.

So, for curiosity sake, what is your career?

Lori
Lori

I am 5' even....

matso
matso

89lbs!?! I thought you looked fairly 'compact', but GOOD LORD!!!

So, you must be about 2' 35" tall, right?

wow . . . I'd have sworn you were well over 5'.

Lori
Lori

just wanted to let everyone know...I only weight 89lbs. and u guys are saying I need to loose 20 to 30...wtf?

Oh and again..thanks to all my great comments.

And too...all my children have the same father and they all was planned out too...so u guessed wrong!! By the way my children r very proud of me to know they have a young lookin mother...

God I am a freekin size 0....not even a size 1..so beat that!

belgradar
belgradar

lose 20-30 punds and you be perfect other then that you cute loose the waight and youd be hot

Shrooms
Shrooms

holy fucking shit how old are you?

you look like youre pushing 40

Danny
Danny

This MILF really knows how to take a good pic. Good job getting your body back in fighting shape after having all those kids.

4 stars

junglegirl_
junglegirl_

So I'm guessing all three of your children were mistakes, and you got married only because you got knocked up and forced your husband to marry you? You've got "cheap slut" written all over you.

lockstock
lockstock

Still loving the pics Lori, you're gorgeous!

RyaNAKED
RyaNAKED

Lots of haters in this room.

I say, baby if you got it, flaunt it.

I think you should resubmit with better pictures to squash all this.

For what I can see, I think you do a DAMN good job taking care of yourself

^ - yo mike......amen to that

Miss Nimbus
Miss Nimbus

Oh gosh Paul (114) you just ruined my first SCANDALOUS comment....

now you got me feeling all moralistic.... shit

cheers.

Miss Nimbus
Miss Nimbus

You are definetly hot... but god girl... you act like a stripper. You prob would have had great comments with just that hot first photo and stopped there, some more natural ones would have been nice.

to be honest you look like a crack whore...

great bod though.

Dr. Disgusto
Dr. Disgusto

Hey, I'd blow a load in her. Well, in her asa or down her throat anyway ... not in the baby-place. I don't need this old bitch trying to lock me up for child support for the rest of my life.

Paul
Paul

"Wow, there sure are a lot of masogynistic idiots on here, most of whom can't spell. What you fucking idiots don't realize is no matter how you put this woman down, you're still a bunch of worthless, stupid, fat, bald hairy fools. You sit there in front of your computer, masturbating to lame pornography,"

Uh, BITCH, not quite. I've been married to the same woman for 28-years now and after three kids, not only does she still look great, but I get laid at least twice a week and its freakin' awesome.

Not all of us surf gossip sites looking for J.O. material. Some of us love to make fun of celebrities because we know that no matter how much of an act they put on for the world, we know they have just as many problems as (if not more than) the rest of us. This site is just plain entertaining and BLOTD is just a small part of what makes it fun.

So cool it with the stereotyping, you don't know half as much as you think you do.

Emily
Emily

30? SERIOUSLY? You get 5 stars just for that. YOU ROCK. Best BLOTD in forever... better that most of the young bitches on here! Go you.. I hope I look that good when I'm 30!

shaaree
shaaree

D55 was being sarcastic dumbasses...