Bastardly Mercado Don’t: Kelly Brook Eats Funyuns!


Strictly star Kelly leaves former boyfriend Brook’n-hearted

“I got on to the set of The Bank Job having just done Fishtales,” explains Alki, who directed and starred in the film alongside Kelly, who plays a shapely mermaid.

“I had no idea that Jason and Kelly had a seven-year relationship, so I kept talking about Billy and Kelly and saying what fantastic people they were. Jason was looking at me strangely for weeks before I had it out with him.

“He explained how Billy had stolen Kelly from him and how he was still wounded by it. It was quite embarrassing.” Source

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Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

yep cause shes even CLOSE to being as hot as Kate Beckinsale douchebag.

and at least Kate doesnt need hours upon hours of Photoshopping or airbrushing to look good...Kate goes out with her family? she looks good.

Kelly goes out un photoshopped....well we have candids to prove she is a disugsuting pig with huge saggy stits....

if it makes me gay cause i actually like women that are naturally attractive as opposed to fakely attractive? then im gay.

but i guess fake is the way you like it cause youll never see an ugly real women in real life so u mine as well obsess about a fucking pig like Kelly Brook,.

JohnnyMak
JohnnyMak

Holy Shit McCracken is a faggot.

Hottest chick in the world maybe and McCracken not only calls "disgusting" naturally calls her a "pig".

The gayness level one must have to actually believe that is just about mastery.

herpes love
herpes love

oh, their stories is funny. More details you can find on the blog" 3 PEOPLE DATING" on the first page http://www.PositiveLoving.com. One of her fans post their stories on this Herpes dating site for there are about 1/3 people living with Herpes are dating on that site now

Mundo
Mundo

nice jugs, but I think she's losing her ass shape...looks kinda square already.

Blickerfield93277
Blickerfield93277

nice beetle, not bad chick... but sitting there on a 75 degrees weather, or a 81 degrees weather

antman
antman

Nice Beetle. This seems to become an auto blog. Where are the girls?

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

Even a glimpse of those tatas make me feel thirsty.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

wow Jason Statham lowered himself to date this fucking pig for 7 years?

daym, im glad hes real popular now cause hes a pimp.

girl is disgusting with a capital D

king biscuit
king biscuit

Poor Jason Statham, you'd think they'd do a bit of research when casting people.

And yeah, she's hot.

gabriella
gabriella

good GOD her boobs look amazing...if eating funyuns is how she keeps that body, then go right ahead kelly. super hot!

DrTentacle
DrTentacle

She's still hot so she can eat whatever she wants. She keeps it tight and the skin smooth.

Her problem isn't funions it's Billy Zane. What was she thinking?

Tray-C
Tray-C

That's just zany...