Caption This, Bitches! (Miley Cyrus & Billy Ray Cyrus Edition)


Promo shot for the upcoming CMT Music Awards

Buckle Up. Party Down.

Billy Ray Cyrus and Miley Cyrus are set to host the 2008 CMT Music Awards. This year, the CMT Music Awards promise to be better than ever with more video categories, more live performances and more of your favorite country stars. Mark your calendars for the only fan-voted awards show in country music – April 14 at 8 p.m. ET. [CMT]

  • Anomalous Bastard

    miley: i’m OK with being a failure. i’ve made a ton of money at it already.

    billy ray: i’d rather be sitting at home, bitching about people having their photos posted on celebrity blogs.

  • Eve

    @ 21. Fuck you.

  • Hi

    she is soooo fuckin ugly…what does anyone see in her?

  • Blickerfield93277

    billy ray rocks! but huh…

    @ #17 -i don’t know, she smiles like that sometimes, but it looks cute to me

  • barbie

    this girl is sooooo anoying

  • Miss Nimbus

    ‘i’m naked under this dress’

  • ninja…

    “dad, don’t dry hump me on camera…we’ll save that for later…”

  • Asshole By Nature

    ^still more than his life

  • Phillip McCracken

    sorry, i agree with Damage here…

    Billy Ray Cyrus is a ONE hit wonder…and Miley is LUCKY that she got caught in a fad cause shes even LESS talented than her dad…

    as for a caption..

    BIlly Ray Cyrus: “yeah i sneak into her room and tap that ass, you know your all jealous”

    MIley “shucks dad, is THAT why im so incontinent and have to wear depends at 15?!?!?!”

  • tim

    incest is best!

  • king biscuit

    Billy Ray, “Yeah I see you out there..and so does my shotgun!”
    Miley, “Daddy is such a kidder!”
    Billy Ray, “You go right ahead and think that pumpkin.”

  • JumpingIsUseless

    Fad or not, I don’t get how you could call that a failure.

  • Racer X

    “All the kids will eat it up, if it’s packaged properly”.

  • Jason

    whats up with her cheeks and smile? looks weird

  • Mundo

    well all I can say is, It’s good clear picture…that’s it.

  • nas-t boy

    my daddy told me im a good kisser…

  • Mandingo

    “Don’t you like it when I wear your cock rings on my forearm, daddy?”

    BTW the white dress makes this look a little too much like a wedding photo.

  • Richard-Schlichting

    Eve…Did you just tell yourself off?

  • belgradar

    miley lives in her own wing of the house. so her dad can visit her in private and have his way with her.

  • RichardD

    Kid Tested.
    Virginity Approved.

  • alyson

    is this a joke? no seriously i want ot no. is this a dman joke? miley cyrus? r u kiddin gme? wow. this has got to be a joke. disney used their billions of dollars to make her famous. wheres the talent? seriousli. get over it. shes a fad. like skinny jeans and big hair. everyone makaes such a big deal of her. its blown WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY out of proportion. she was only on ONE damn show! and its called HANNAH MONTANA! i think just the name speaks for itself people. seriosli. the kids like her cuz they’re kids. they like what they are told to like. shes on disney they automatically love her. get over it. shes a one-hit wonder is rite. i honestly think the dads wayy more talentd and its sad she gets paid soo much more than him. wut the hell is this world coming to when the most famous teen on the planet is only on one show, and its called HANNAH MONTANA! im scared.. seriousli.. scared for the furture of this country and industry. shes got no voice! and her acting is cliche and wayy over-acted. get over her people. shes old now… im sick of hearing of her.

  • yourealldumberthanmyshoes

    Which charities have you helped lately? How many children have you made happy? None I’m sure you sick bastards, incest is a serious thing, not a JOKE, and the love between a father and Daughter should be admired no matter how jealous you are of them. America put them where they are and as long as they are positive role models for Fathers and young ladies, find something better to do.

  • Tara

    The shot of Miley and her Dad is really creepy. I would never lay with my Dad like that unless I was under 8 or 9 years old. Miley is a young, fertile woman. The pose is clearly sexual. I’m surprised it didn’t make both of them very uncomfortable. Are they fucking?

  • abomination

    @30 fuck you!

    cockslobber piece of pseudo-intellectual jealous shit

    i just feel like going of at some dumbass cunt

    and you are the biggest one i can find you gaping anus

    for a fad, she has sure made all of your lives seem worthless and insignificant, its not hard too see where this anger comes from.
    being shown up by a 15 yo hick, that must really hurt you wrinkled cock gobblers

    FUCK YOU COCKASS!!!

  • Hottie4129613

    Y the hell is everyone making a big deal out of this? I mean, yah, she has some pics that arent very appropriate but, don’t we all?