What Kinky Stuff Is Paris Hilton Into?


Actually these were for Harvard Lampoon’s April Fools Day issue.

Paris Hilton lands another cover shot

PARIS HILTON has been on virtually every other magazine cover, so why not National Geographic?

After all, as we mentioned last week, she did discover the nation of West Africa.

Psych!

It’s the Harvard Lampoon’s April Fool’s spoof of the venerable nature mag, which hit stands yesterday.

The folks at the Lampoon even persuaded NG employees to help with the parody, which includes a satire on Mongolia’s wildest waterparks and “Native Girls Gone Wild.”

“My guess was they were just extremely bored and they were tired of working with animals and scientists and wanted to hang out with college students,” said Hayes Davenport (now there’s a Harvard name), who edited the magazine with fellow senior Ross Arbes. Source

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wil
wil

Here's the truth from a Bostonian. Actually, Hilton's name was far down the list of choices for the Harvard Lampoon's Woman of the Year award, but everyone else turned down Lampoon's offer. When the confusion erupted over Lampoon's using the name, "Hastiest Pudding Award," the fallout was so negative, Lampoon quickly nixed that idea. Harvard's Hasty Pudding Theatre troup was appalled, as well as their supporters, that the Lampoon would use the name of their award as spoof. Especially, when they found out that Hilton was to be the recipient. Hilton received the Lampoon award by default, because she was the only "clebrity" that would accept it. True story. Hilton is still a "D" lister all the way.

Brandon M.Witte
Brandon M.Witte

Reports are circulating that Paris Hilton is to be arrested on multiple felony counts including the stalking of Brandon Witte, a 31 year old man from Arlington, TX and for causing Britney Spear's "breakdown" in January while accosting her with electronic gadgetry and blackmailing her with a home porn of Spears while threatening to sell it for fifty million dollars. Reports indicate that Hilton is on the run and has even threatened suicide. Go to Brandon Witte's Myspace profile and his the bulletins that he has posted for the full story.

Hubba Hubba
Hubba Hubba

Which one of those furry animals is Paris?

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

even if she DID get that trunk inside her, Rick Salomen's cock would STILL be the biggest thing to enter paris hilton.

Universal Sluthood
Universal Sluthood

i'd do her. agreed, she is trash but wth i give a damn her mindset... all i care for is the looks and thats where she scores.

MrPinchy
MrPinchy

God... I'll give her this much, she sure as fuck is resilient. You would think after the twentieth sex tape was released, the time in prison, the DUIs, the countless viral diseases, etc. she would just GO THE FUCK AWAY. Christ... I am so sick of seeing that JACKED UP MUG.

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

#8, her internal organs are all damaged from being fucked in the ass with 8 foot schlongs. Due to her wonky eyes, not even her corneas would be usable. Seriously the only thing she dead body would be useful for is to be burned so that homeless dudes will not freeze to death in the winter.

ACE
ACE

I remember after she was released from jail she did an interview with Larry King and said she didn't want to be in the public eye anymore and wanted to do something positive with her life.

She should really donate her organs to people who really need them....like today. That would be something positive.

Sha
Sha

on this pics she looks really nice

king biscuit
king biscuit

It would appear to have been cold in the studio.

twinkle
twinkle

the gorilla is creepy.

Anomalous Bastard
Anomalous Bastard

nice body, but she really needs to be wearing the head of one the animal suits. it would help too if she taped her mouth shut first. maybe she could wear a donkey head since she's such an ass!

Noxious Bob
Noxious Bob

Probably fit in there all nice and snuggly like

Moelicious
Moelicious

Look @ her playing w/ the elephant's trunk!