Caption This, Bitches!! (Adriana Lima Ass Smearer Edition)


Major props to Pstroyer (again)! Here’s his note:

I found this picture in an old magazine. It just BEGS for a caption ;)

What I would give to be that guy for just a few minutes… [E-Mail]

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63 comments
LiLLy380
LiLLy380

that ass is amasing

and surprisingly nicer than mine

Stickyfist
Stickyfist

I would dig a pit for her

meaning she better watch her back, cause if I ever meet her in the flesh I'm gonna go 'silence of the lambs' on her ass. I will bang her so hard she will be pulped, then when she is close to death, I will lay her gentle in a freshly dug pit, and weep as I backfill it. I will mourn her for at least a week and then I will move to my next victim.... happy days

JT
JT

InnieBennie, ChilliedBeenie, the spirts are about to speak!

conwayfreight55704985
conwayfreight55704985

pretty old picture, but it looks tight... she got some great body an nice ass, this guy is some professional expert there, cause their job as well... and "pays the bill" lol

Hotboy
Hotboy

i'm gonna shit on an american today :D

ninja...
ninja...

guy: "putting cream on model's asses "pays the bills" so to speak... but what i really want to do is get an ass wiping position at sir elton john's manor...'

ninja...
ninja...

guy: "putting cream on model's asses "pays the bills" so to speak... but what i really want to do is get an ass wiping position at sir elton john's manor...

Blickerfield93277
Blickerfield93277

sorry for double comment but, that guy had best job ever back 2000 or 2001 i believe, thats very nice

Blickerfield93277
Blickerfield93277

hahha, thats nice, old picture tho, but pretty best job ever for an expert, thats nice, she got a nice ass an body...

L0rd
L0rd

best job ever

Cherrypie22
Cherrypie22

Can you imagine going to work in the morning and having your boss say ; "Today you have to rub Adriana's ass"

*sigh*

omega
omega

OH, SORRY earstorm

I thought you meant #31 which is me.

My bad.

ninja...
ninja...

"that ass is just like a watermelon...sweet, delicious and it'd have me spitting seeds all over the place..."

Earstorm
Earstorm

Omega,i didn't mean you.I meant #32

Manu Forti
Manu Forti

We'll just put a little dab here....hey, why are my pant's moving? I'm gay, what's going on?

twinkle
twinkle

hehahhaha she has got a great ass.

omega
omega

earstorm

first, I am a girl dumbass

second, thanks for trying to keep up with me. Why do care what I say.

third, I might be rubbing someone's butt, but that would have to be my long time boyfriend to do that, not some male friend.

forth, get an account, its easier on the site that way.

omega
omega

ACE

just go to work as a makeup artist for VS.

Before the show and all photoshoots, all VS models have to have bronzer and lotion slathered all over them, head to toe.

If you are really good, you could get to "do" more than one angel a day!!

Jack
Jack

nice ass, but why are her legs so poorly photoshopped...

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

LMAO....i think its funny as fuck this dude is getting PAID to do this, and theres prolly like a thousand people that visit this site that would PAY to do that shit LMAO

ACE
ACE

^ Leticia - so true it should be said twice.

@ Omega - Do you think I can just be hired as Adriana's Ass Smearer or is there an apprentice program? I may have to start on a lesser known model and then work my way up to Adriana. I'm willing to do that.

earstorm
earstorm

# 31.What a hell are you doing here.You must be busy rubbing your MALE friends' asses.

Earstorm
Earstorm

Ooooohhhhhhhh GOOOOOOOD!!!I wanna get this job

Andre Stander
Andre Stander

I hate that fuckin' tattoo on her ankle. And I wouldn't use my hands applying cream to her ass cheeks. But you guys probably would have guessed that, wouldn't you?

omega
omega

@18 ACE

I agree with you 100%

you should be working on you resume right now!!!!

MelodicDeathMetal
MelodicDeathMetal

Her reflection in the mirror distorts her face so that it looks just a Bratz doll!

concrete
concrete

they are putting make-up on her butt cause she has heavy stretch lines on her behind up to her hips

you should thank photoshop you dont have to see them all the time ;p

Anonymoose
Anonymoose

"All those years of acting gay have finally paid off. Little does she know that I pulled the anti-wedgie cream out of my pants."

Dope_Boy_Fresh
Dope_Boy_Fresh

"The job center weren't lying when they said they had something 'right up my alley' in the career department"

Manolo
Manolo

I would accidentally use superglue instead of lotion

Blah
Blah

"No. seriously, Ms. Adri, my hand is stuck. I'm not kidding."

chibchakan
chibchakan

I want that job! Who do I have to kill for it?

ACE
ACE

^ Great point, Richard.

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

I think he'd have to be gay. Otherwise she wouldn't be in the bathing suit very long. Passionate yet controlled. If you are lusting you cannot be controlled and could not possibly apply make up to Adri without sweating buckets of man lust....Therefore......GAY *two snaps*

ACE
ACE

Omega - I think when you are passionate about your work you tend to do a better job. I think I would do a better job than this guy here.

omega
omega

ACE

chances are yes.

Many bastards on here, like you, would take enjoyment in applying cream.

but probably not him.

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

"Is that watermelon on you bathing suit or are you just happy to see me?"

king biscuit
king biscuit

Dude:

"So I lied and said my partner was called Roberto instead of Roberta - it was totally worth it. Owww!"

Adriana:

"Don't you think 3 hours is a bit long to be working on one buttock?"

ACE
ACE

@13 - So you are saying this guy is taking no enjoyment out of rubbing cream on her butt?