• Wtf

    ‘Beautiful dress! Or do I have to say “sari”?’

    Is there a problem calling a sari, a “sari” now? lol

  • shabnam

    Did she really name her kid Apple? lmao boy or girl?

  • Johnny B Goode

    5. shabnam (Uncertified Bastard)

    I hate how liz hurley is trying to sport Indian clothes…. She would have looked much better in a simple dress.

    You know she married some British-Indian billionaire, right?

  • Richard-Schlichting

    I actually like Gwyneth here….But I am I sucker for bare shoulders.

  • ACE

    Why can’t we pick the hot milf in between the two of them?

  • bunnywhopper

    I wanna be Liz her boytoy.

  • Moelicious

    man, g. paltrow is getting milf raped.

  • Eve

    Beautiful dress! Or do I have to say “sari”?

  • Richard-Schlichting

    No Eve, you dont have to be “sari” you just have to be mildly apologetic.

  • Caitie Harmful

    That was a terrible joke.

    Anyway….Elizabeth Hurley for the win. Anyone who names their kid Apple is a fucking wackjob.

  • neo geisha

    I don’t know how Gwyneth Paltrow got so far in the movie industry
    she can’t act, and looks below average, nothing special about her

  • Eve

    @ 14. Richard and his puns…now stop.

  • Caitie Harmful

    @16.

    Yeah, she did. It’s a little girl. Named Apple. That kid’s gonna be a heroin addict or some kind of indie rocker in the future.

  • John of the Thomas

    Fuck me. I hate to do this, but I’m going Paltrow. Mainly because of that fucking horrible tent Liz is wearing. At least Paltrow had the decency to give me feet.

  • John of the Thomas

    ^ (not busted) feet….see pic #7….blech….

  • major

    does she sleep with hindu guys too?

  • Missy

    Paltrow was never hot.

  • RichardD

    Mmmm….I love both soooo much, but liz owns it!

  • Bolt Uprite

    Pretentious, yes. Hot, YES. Go Gwynnie

  • Rhonda

    Liz Hurley is very beautiful and classy. She usually has great taste in clothes, but I’m not feeling the sari. Pretty color on her, though.

    I never considered Gwyneth beautiful. She seems stuck up. I think her son’s name is Moses. Apple and Moses. The names just flow together.

  • Cherrypie22

    Liz for the win!!!

  • Leanne

    I hate both of these bitches. I could name 1000000 other hot mothers out there.

  • EvilSamurai

    Gwyneth is doable as is Hurley but Gwyn is younger so she wins.

  • One comment to end them all

    Where’s the ‘neither’ option?

  • AlliBaba1234

    That saree is cheap-looking. Maybe if she actually were Indian, she’d have a clue…

  • demon

    Definitely the lovely Elizabeth Hurley she looks very pretty in that dress. Gwyneth looks like a plain jane compared to liz. My vote goes to Liz.