Paris Hilton & Benji Madden Do London

And in completely unrelated news, Barron Hilton gets busted for driving drunk. Aaaw, how cute.

Barron Hilton, the 18-year-old brother of actress Paris Hilton and member of the family that founded the Hilton Hotels chain, has recieved three years probation stemming from his drunken driving arrest back in February in the posh seaside community of Malibu, California.

That’s Barron at the far left of this picture with his mom Kathy, dad Rick and Paris at far right.

Hilton must also pay $2,000 in fines and attend three alchohol education programs. He agreed to plead no contest to one charge of driving under the influence and one charge of unlawful use of a license. He will lose his driving privileges for a year. [Reuters Blog]

  • lynn

    That woman has a long square ugly jaw.

  • king biscuit

    No scarring from when she fell on her face the other week then.

  • Noxious Bob

    Wonder who’s passing more STD? Her or Benji?

  • Scott

    Define “Wonky Eye.”

  • David E

    Paris’s boy friends usually are rather good looking and sexy. This one is kind of an ugly dud especially with those ugly neck tatoos. I imagine these two would wear those sunglasses even in the rain. Say maybe his charm is oversized “equipment” ?

  • Guillermo

    The only way she’d be hot is if she were on fire, which I highly recommend.

  • Sophia

    Why am I commenting on her? Why won’t she just go away?

    Actually, I think she won’t go away because people like me comment about her.

  • d55

    haha she doesnt look hot but she has new contact lenses that look extremely realistic unlike her old ones…i think she is getting them custom-made…those things cost over 1K

  • One comment to end them all

    wut, she still alive? wtf

  • Phillip McCracken

    wow, how posuerriffic is Benji Madden?

    i love how people like him write songs and bitch about being the outcasts’ in HS yet here he is dating a chick that wouldnt have given him the time of day, and Good Charlotte COntributes to Madden games, which is funny cause all the jocks prolly beat his ass in HS…

    people that sell out this bad and have no self respect deserve not to live.

  • Kev

    Paris looks hot.

  • Mundo

    Ok, I have come to the conclusion that the only way I could rate this chick Hot…was that I would have to be stupidly drunk, or really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really,hard up…as of yet, neither one.

  • junglegirl

    RyaNaked where do you see a manjaw on Paris? Just because she doesnt have a double chin doesn’t mean she has a manjaw. She’s still ugly as dog poo, and her man is even uglier, yuck ycu k cyuck i wouldnt date him if he was a billionaire cuz im way too hot for these uglies.

  • Ugly Model

    Mannish face, scary hands, I won’t continue because even looking at this gives me the creeps.

  • JD

    Looks like a cyclopse only uglier.