David Spade Sampled Some Kelly Carlson After The 2008 Miss USA After Party

That bastard son of a bitch.

The dude uses his fame & fortune to get some seriously fine ass. From attending kinky parties @ the Playboy mansion to hitting on unsuspecting, fame hungry chicks @ the Miss USA after party, D. Spade knows where to get them young & hot. Damn him to hell.

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