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David Spade Sampled Some Kelly Carlson After The 2008 Miss USA After Party

That bastard son of a bitch.

The dude uses his fame & fortune to get some seriously fine ass. From attending kinky parties @ the Playboy mansion to hitting on unsuspecting, fame hungry chicks @ the Miss USA after party, D. Spade knows where to get them young & hot. Damn him to hell.

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Smacky
Smacky

There is no way he got any of this, no way. And if so, using the same equation I would be getting Ale, Adri, & every chick in the last Swimsuit issue at the same time.

Avenging Fist of Mediocrity
Avenging Fist of Mediocrity

The more I look at this picture, the more it all comes together...

Check out Spade: tussled hair, crappy mustache and beard, weathered, plaid shirt... the dude is a middle name away from being a serial killer.

It kind of rolls off the tongue: David Wayne Spade, convicted sex offender, is the prime suspect in a series of brutal slayings that have terrorized LA.

I can totally hear that being read by a CNN anchor...

Carolyn
Carolyn

I worked on NT and her boyfriend (at the time?) was waayy hot. Tan, Dark hair... tasty! There's no way she's with Spade.

digglesworth
digglesworth

i'd tap it on her forehead. fock, my kimber real doll is virtually useless. spade can dig it. get it?* spade*? dig it?* i've done worse tho.

Mundo
Mundo

she's looking good, from where I'm standing...

Moelicious
Moelicious

Ball of doom: "DAMN THIS BITCH IS UGLY!"

Dude, stop smoking crack!! This chick has got what it takes to get to the top---at least on top of me! Ow!

jamieson
jamieson

^^^^ thats fucking hilarious.

anyway this chick is hot, body is absolutely slammin'

Honey
Honey

Oh and I always thought Kelly should lose that hairstyle...It ages her.

Honey
Honey

Its funny he gets so much *female* ass cuz just looking at him, seeing him on SNL and watching his movies...I kinda thought he was gay.

He lets off that gay vibe to me (not that theres anything wrong with that of course)

king biscuit
king biscuit

She is pretty hot, nice figure.

I liked his character in 'Just shoot me' the few times that I managed to see it.

Sophia
Sophia

She does look older than 32, but she' still right fit.

And he is the man. I would definetly do him; he has that dry humour that I find appealing.

britt87
britt87

he soo didn't get get any of that!!

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

i wouldnt be surprised...dont like celebrity women love this dude?

wasnt he dating like Pamela Anderson and like Heather Locklear?

Daenerys
Daenerys

Wow, she's 32? Your right Leni she looks way older than that. I can't believe that I'm older than her? Oh well she still has it going on.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

I love her eyes.

And I wouldn't wanna bang David Spade.

the original"JIMMYD"
the original"JIMMYD"

THIS CHICK LOOKED AWSUM ON NIP/TUCK, I COULD HAVE COVERED MY TV SCREEN 1000 TIMES WITH MY MAN SAUCE

MissCaribbean
MissCaribbean

I like how she acted in nip/tuck. She looks different here

Avenging Fist of Mediocrity
Avenging Fist of Mediocrity

Seriously, David Spade is a personal hero. How can you be like "Yeah, that's me on 8 Simple Rules" and still score? I have no idea but he makes it work. That is so awesome.

Seriously though, someone should frisk him for date rape drugs.

Weenieroast
Weenieroast

David Spade has had that same douchenozzle haircut since like '94.

JIMMYD
JIMMYD

i have cash too, am not as bad looking as spade,but for us normal and ugly guys to nail poon like this u gotta have mad cash

Leni
Leni

I love her body and I think she's very pretty but damn, she looks much older than 32!