Caption These, Bitches!! (Miley Cyrus @ 2008 CMT Music Awards Edition)

See daddy, no matter how hard I shake it that bugger won't get off & ya'all know it stinks real bad too.

Yea Disney has a guy with one of these & a contract to do them both in.....at last

"...and POP! went my cherry."

seriously i dont know why thi kid is famous I think shes half retarded

miley: "AAAAAAAA, no dad don't look at me, we're doing that two headed Fonzy thing, it was your idea, remember!

billy: "don't tell ma heart....."

miley: "ummmm, dad...you ok?

billy: "do you know how purty yer eyes are?

miley: "SECURITY!"

Billy Bob Cyrus: "Look at those juicy lips and F'ed up teef."

"I'll do you after my dad!"

I vote comment #8 that shit is funny

"That Poppa Joe Simpson has nothing on my Daddy, that soul patch tickles"!

Goofy kid , depending on daddys reputation and influence

See Daddy, all them guys show me their wee wee, it wasn't as big as yours though.

When you gonna show me you wee wee again, I want me a little sister

Dear cookie monster: I love you!

this is what daddy did to my last boyfriend...haven't seen him since.

"This is how Daddy likes me to massage that prostate gland."

mine is predictable and low brow also...

"daddy starts out with one finger...and slowly adds more till its the whole fist..."

I second Larry b

The usual/obvious really... "pull my finger".

I'm pretty confident Miley is not gonna turn out hot...

Miley: "Check out my knew annoying hand gesture! Oh yeah!"

Billy: "You know Miley, I'm really getting tired of your shit."

@1 - the "thing" is she's got the Disney machine behind her...they have a pretty firm grip on the tween girl market...

@2 - LOL!!

Me like fresh cookie still hot from oven.

Me like crispy snap and gooey chocolate morsels.

Me no like old cookie.

Me no like dry cookie.

Me have to drink too much milk when eat dry cookie.

Me lactose intolerant.

Me know people who like old dry cookie.

The Count like dry cookie.

Big Bird like dry cookie.

The Count and Big Bird like dry cookie because they never have fresh cookie.

Cookie Monster always prefer fresh cookie.

Miley Cyrus is fresh cookie.

Me want to eat Miley Cyrus.

Me think this not allowed.

Me call me lawyer.

Me have Jew lawyer named Shyster Rosensteinowitz.

Me ask lawyer if me allowed to eat Miley Cyrus.

Me lawyer say no.

Me lawyer say me eat Miley Cyrus me go to jail.

Me ask me lawyer why everything me want make me go to jail.

Me lawyer say nothing.

Me eat dry cookie.

Me cry.

not sure what the "thing" is with this chick

only a mater of time before we get the Bastardly Fuzzed Out Up Skirt Micky Mouse Panty Cam.