Please Show Brooke Hogan Some Love…


Here’s what it says in the personal section of her Wiki…

Her father is extremely strict on dating. He enjoys enforcing stringent restrictions on prospective suitors, as seen on Hogan Knows Best. According to an interview with Hulk Hogan in Maxim magazine, he literally threw Aaron Carter out of his house after less than an hour after finding Carter to be arrogant and disrespectful. On Hogan Knows Best, Hulk placed a GPS tracker on her vehicle that enables him to track her whereabouts and can even remotely shut down the engine of Brooke’s car if he feels the need to do so. However, in a later interview, she reveals, among other things, that her father has loosened up a bit upon her eighteenth birthday. [Wiki]

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Frost
Frost

@Eve: because they don't wear bras like they're supposed to after the boobjob because they think they're too perky for it. So, when the implants finally settle, they hang lower than they would've.

Why is it the fathers of the ugliest girls are always the most psychotically protective of them?

omega
omega

those are some nasty wonky tits

Noxious Bob
Noxious Bob

You would think that she'd be wearing t hat dress with the approriate undergarments to show off her tits.

From the angle I see, they are already MOM tits, and are probably have way down to her knees

hghhg
hghhg

I wanna fuck her in the ass hard until I cum in it.

Racer X
Racer X

I love her legs!

/give me 3hrs.

Waltz08
Waltz08

She looks like a moose, a male moose.

Eve
Eve

How can anyone have a boob job but they end up looking saggy like this?

hmm
hmm

She got the Manliest Chin I've ever seen.

I think my face would get crushed if i try to kiss her

davige101
davige101

# 1 - Brooke all the way. But it would be hard trying to not get your balls ripped off by her probably very powerful kegal muscles.

Mundo
Mundo

Well Rumer isn't that bad, except for her face, this chick face and body is gross. It would be like making out with Hulk Hogan...without the mustache. Yuck.

Moelicious
Moelicious

hah.

ok, i got it on my to-do list of useless polls.

Missy
Missy

haha, that's an awesome idea. I'd like to see that too.

svetlana
svetlana

I REALLY want to see a Bastardly poll: who would you rather do, Rumer Willis or Brooke Hogan?