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ninja...
ninja...

bai: you bad...wait you no awwan funt junwer and definiwy not awan spewwing...

ninja...
ninja...

pic #1

old guy: "Ever been picked up like a six pack, bai...?"

Heineken
Heineken

"YOU GIVE ME 45 DOLLA FOR 5 MENUTE SUCKY SUCKY. DEN I LEAT YOU PUTT YO WHITE PRICK IN ME YANGZE RIVA"

matso
matso

pic 1:

How do you expect to pop out a nipple, wearing something like that?

Ummmm . . . I tink of sumding.

pic 3:

She makes my dick get THIS BIG!!!

Is twue!

Big Papi
Big Papi

Nasty yellow shit. I could find better whores on the streets of Pattaya Beach.

leonard7
leonard7

pic 1 - "you can trust me... now pull it"

SlanderU4Fun
SlanderU4Fun

You pay extra you get ending happy long time

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

Pic 1

pimp

"i have a client for you... you gonna like this one"

pic 2

client

"all this and free McDonalds coupons... i'm in for a cheap yet enjoyable night"

pic 3

"alright bai, get to work now. i slipped some pepper spray in your bag, incase things grt heavy"

Dope_Boy_Fresh
Dope_Boy_Fresh

Pic 1, "Move these boxes or it's back on the fuckin' boat with you my friend!"

Pic 3, "I'm joking! BuyAnAsianHooker.com don't allow returns anyway"