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decado
decado

guess where the other sandal is

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

Looks like she had a big O.

And flip flips are totally low class, no matter what their price is.

jennyla
jennyla

I like them. They're flip flops you can still look glamorous in. Some people aren't petite little made up short bitches clanking around in heels all the time and they would be interested in buying these to feel comfortable but still look like I said, glamorous.

Hot
Hot

"Even with my mouth this big, Tom Brady's huge cock still can't fit!"

Chili
Chili

I got these cheeeese buurggerrs man, oh, comon' baby, I'll suck yo dick!

Pop-oh-razzi
Pop-oh-razzi

The first ever recorded documentation of a live "Shoe-gasm". Fascinating...

DAMAGE Inc.
DAMAGE Inc.

blah blah blah balh balh abalh hah fh0v[3 5tarjgirfgj09[5u bqutjarjgaerpjgiprjgvrie jgbrngbf...........etc

Midas Mulligan
Midas Mulligan

"Gisele, open your mouth and close your eyes, and get ready for a big surprise!" :-)

Mandingo
Mandingo

"OH GOD! YOU STEPPED ON MY COCK!!!"

Larry B.
Larry B.

"Tom, no what are you doing with that blow up doll with a helmet on, over here baby..."

betty_rocker
betty_rocker

I can not BELIEVE that Tom Brady, who I vehemently dislike, gets to see that nightly. That is just wrong. Not as wrong as Leonardo di Caprio getting to see it accompanied with younger breasts, but it's right up there. Where do these VS models' heads go when they get with these a-holes?

I like d55's caption best so far.

Moelicious
Moelicious

everything she touches turns into gold, so not surprised.

pstroyer
pstroyer

She's making a fortune on those sandals. I believe they are her biggest source of income right now.

d55
d55

"please insert an A-lister dick here"