Halle Berry vs Salma Hayek: The Bastardly MILFiest MILF Matchup


Remember, choosing one doesn’t make the other one any less MILFy, so as painful as it sounds, you must choose just one…

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CATHY R.
CATHY R.

THEIR BOTH OLD. THEIR BOTH UGLY. THEIR BOTH FUGLY. THEIR BOTH FAT.

disilver24
disilver24

being that salma is a big boned girl 2 begin with and halle is such a frail sexey bitch(beautiful individual that causes hardons)id say halle hands down! i love to lay my hands down on halle!! ha ha he he halle im out peace disilver24

Snugg
Snugg

Halle... got them beautiful breasteses. that beautiful face. that bottom of hers looks like it hits back (pun intended), being hit from the back. she is the MILF of MILFs, the Budweiser of MILFs, the 'Mike Tyson's-right-uppercut-in-his-prime' of MILFs.

Duder McVee
Duder McVee

Give me Halles Berries one night and Selmas Kyaeks the next and I will never return either.

Tie!

Yummy funbags!

david10006
david10006

mmmm..so much milky goodness it's mind blowing.

SuperDave
SuperDave

this is too hard to choose, I love them both, thanks for the vids P

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Halle Berry hands down, Those choco milk juggs are awesome.

Tapper
Tapper

This is really Halle AFTER she gave birth? How soon after? There were pictures of her posted yesterday on other sites that make her look much hotter. By comparison, she looks like she's still pregnant in these pictures. That's a pretty massive gut she's spoting for someone who has supposedly snapped back into shape.

I'd suck those titties for months on end if given the opportunity, though. Truly amazing.

ACE
ACE

Salma wins on every level - beauty, intelligence, and talent.

Uncertified Bastard
Uncertified Bastard

All nations committed crimes but the Armenian "genocide" was an idea which was created by Americans and Armenians at the time. Many American historians have proofs! to be continued.

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Those historians even wrote that the press during the war wrote that Turks killed Buddhist monks!!!! LOL.

Unfortunately Turks are being supressed by their government so don't have the courage to go after this story!

Turkey has many Jewish, Christian and Armenian people in the country. I know that they live peacefully.

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America is the # 1 supporter of this genocide bull, because this way America's current genocide plus its "glorious" past (see natives) don't get AS MUCH ATTENTION AS IT SHOULD HAVE!!!!!!!!

ninja...
ninja...

i gotta vote for halle...again...

salma loses even more for "wanting to portray a bearded lady"...

i smell oscar gold...

LittleBrains
LittleBrains

What I wouldn't give to be a baby sucking on those mammeries! Good grief I nearly pop just looking at Halle new juggs!

Hallery
Hallery

Ok, Damage. Halle wins!

Shmozak
Shmozak

I'd love to start a dairy farm with these two heifers, but I can't afford the feed costs. Or are they holsteins?

ow.
ow.

my god, berry's boobs are HUGE. wow. and why the hell does salma have a beard???

but i can't really pic, they're both hot.

Herman B
Herman B

aw. they both look pretty. pretty damned dilapidated. who the hell stole my glasses. its a no win situation, in god awful ugly monster contest.

go to sleep with any of that mess latched onto your back and you'd wake up with nightmarish fleas.

give me something to look at, got damn this is some tragic shit. where the hell is amy wino.

betty_rocker
betty_rocker

Yeah she's playing the bearded lady in some thing she's working on. A part of my husband will die forever when he sees that picture. Poor guy.

I voted for Halle because I think she looks hotter, happier, and has a way likelier romance going.

ninja...
ninja...

salma loses by a chin...btw is she supposed to look like the bearded lady on page 3?

Honey
Honey

I love Salma

But Halle wins hands down!!

She's the milfiest of all motherfuckin milfs!!

rrrcraz
rrrcraz

id like to see a milf untouched by plastic surgery

jr
jr

i wonder if halle and thornton were really doing it...i mean how do you do that kind of acting?

DAMAGE Inc.
DAMAGE Inc.

watch the vidoes and CHOOSE!!!!!!!

go HALLERY........GO GO HALLERY!!!

Hallery
Hallery

I can't make this choice.

pstroyer
pstroyer

www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1936

biteme
biteme

waiting for pstroyer to post a link to that...lol

jamieson
jamieson

....maybe i could of used a more suitable analogy than Mayweather

DAMAGE Inc.
DAMAGE Inc.

BUT.......BERRY's got the SEX SCENE!!!!!!!!!

*monsters ball*

DAMAGE Inc.
DAMAGE Inc.

LONELY DOG........BOW and WORSHIP!!!!!!

pstroyer
pstroyer

^^

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvCTkBKRggc

DAMAGE Inc.
DAMAGE Inc.

come to think about it.........

I THINK SALMA IS HOT WHEN SHE'S NOT TALKING!!!!!!!!!!

*snake dance*

jamieson
jamieson

This is Halles's title, she is the Floyd Mayweather of MILFs!!!

DAMAGE Inc.
DAMAGE Inc.

TOES!!!! ha h ah ah ha ha ha h ah ah ah ah ha

STINKY TOES!!!!!

HA H AH AH HA h AH AH HA HA HA H AHAH HA

sasasa
sasasa

Salma has 5 normal toes at least.

DAMAGE Inc.
DAMAGE Inc.

me too!! I can't stand salmon salma's VOICE!!!!! TOO MEXICAN FOR ME!!!!!

pstroyer
pstroyer

gotta go with the chocolate berry