Monthly Archives: May 2008

Flashback 2000: Gisele Bundchen Brings The Afternoon Links!

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– Jessica Simpson Is Hot Cowgirl [HollywoodTuna]
– College Cheerleader Showdown III [CO-ED Magazine]
– Kenna DiMartini works as a nude maid [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– 50 Cent’s Long Island Home Engulfed In Flames [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Angelina Jolie might have given birth [The Bastardly Society]

– How To Bag A Sex And The City Fan [Complex]
– Tastes Like Posh [Dlisted]
– Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller to marry [Celebitchy]
– Steven Tyler is in rehab for foot pain [The Blemish]
– Melissa Joan Hart has her hands full. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

– De schoonheid van voetbal [Flabber]
– Oops, Britney’s Braless Again [CityRag]
– Tyra Banks was fat and black [DerekHail]
– Kate Hudson Bags Hot Dude with One Ball [Celeb Warship]

– Hottest HBO Babe Topless Scenes [Uber]
– Summer Glau can fill your time [Fatback Media]
– Grace Park Slutty Topless Pictures [The Grumpiest]
– Burn After Reading Red Band Trailer [Popoholic]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And of course…

Christina Milian @ Kari Feinstein MTV Movie Awards Style Lounge

These were snapped in Los Angeles.

As usual, Christina Milian looks straight up hot. The style lounge is merely a marketing event catering to various sponsors of the upcoming MTV Movie Awards set to go down this Sunday, June 1st. This year’s show will be hosted by Mike Myers.

And the nominees are….(we’ve bolded our winners)

BEST MOVIE
Juno
Transformers
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
I Am Legend
Superbad
National Treasure: Book of Secrets

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Will Smith, I Am Legend
Shia LaBeouf, Transformers
Denzel Washington, American Gangster
Matt Damon, The Bourne Ultimatum
Michael Cera, Juno

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Ellen Page, Juno
Keira Knightley, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Katherine Heigl, Knocked Up
Amy Adams, Enchanted
Jessica Biel, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

BEST VILLAIN
Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Denzel Washington, American Gangster
Angelina Jolie, Beowulf
Topher Grace, Spider-Man 3
Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Adam Sandler, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Jonah Hill, Superbad
Seth Rogen, Knocked Up
Amy Adams, Enchanted

BEST FIGHT
Matt Damon vs. Joey Ansah, The Bourne Ultimatum
Tobey Maguire vs. James Franco, Spider-Man 3
Hayden Christensen vs. Jamie Bell, Jumper
Sean Faris vs. Cam Gigandet, Never Back Down
Chris Tucker & Jackie Chan vs. Sun Ming Ming, Rush Hour 3
Alien vs. Predator, Alien vs. Predator—Requiem

BEST KISS
Shia LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer, Disturbia
Amy Adams and Patrick Dempsey, Enchanted
Daniel Radcliffe and Katie Leung, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Ellen Page and Michael Cera, Juno
Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman, Step Up 2: the Streets

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE
Zac Efron, Hairspray
Seth Rogen, Knocked Up
Jonah Hill, Superbad
Michael Cera, Superbad
Chris Brown, This Christmas
Nikki Blonsky, Hairspray
Megan Fox, Transformers
Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Superbad

BEST SUMMER MOVIE SO FAR
Iron Man
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Sex and the City: The Movie
Speed Racer
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

Heidi Montag Toasts Mr. Douche Bag In Her Bikini! Ow!

These were snapped during their vacation in Mexico.

Hills’ Heidi Montag’s Emotional Decision to Ask for a Ring – Again

Here comes the bride! After famously calling off her wedding last year, Heidi Montag reveals for the first time in the new issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now, that she’s changed her mind.

“I’m ready to marry Spencer,” the 21-year-old Hills star tells Us. “He’s my soulmate.” [Us Magazine]

Adriana Lima – ELLE Magazine, Italy – June 2008

Victoria Lets Secrets Out Again

CBS just made the day of America’s men, revealing that it once again will air the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show this fall.

Which means there’s still time to order HDTV.

This year’s lingerie-clad catwalkers—which so far include Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr—will strut their holiday-themed stuff from the Fontainebleau Miami Beach resort. E!Online

Emmy Rossum’s Bastardly Ice Cream Eating Technique!

Emmanuelle Grey Rossum, better known as Emmy Rossum, (born September 12, 1986) is a Golden Globe-nominated American actress and a singer-songwriter. She is probably most well known for her leading roles in the films The Day After Tomorrow, Poseidon and The Phantom of the Opera.

Rossum was inspired by her Poseidon co-star Josh Lucas’s work with YouthAIDS, and became a YouthAIDS ambassador. Rossum is currently dating record producer Justin Siegel[19], who is the son of Ned Siegel, the United States ambassador to the Bahamas. Wiki

Hot or Not: Jena Malone @ “The Go-Getter” Premiere

These were snapped in Bing Theatre in Los Angeles.

About Jena Malone:

Jena Malone (born November 21, 1984) is an American actress, primarily in independent films. She made her screen debut with the movie Bastard Out of Carolina (1996), and has appeared in films including Donnie Darko (2001), Saved! (2004), Stepmom (1998) and Into the Wild (2007). [Wiki]

About The Go-Getter:

A teenager named Mercer steals a car in order to travel the Western United States and at the same time, deal with personal, emotional problems. While driving, he makes contact with the girl who owns the car. They bond over the phone, never quite meeting but talking many times while he travels. [Wiki]

Trailer:

Fashion Rating: Cheri Oteri @ ‘A Rare Breed Of Love’ Book Launch

Photo Credit: Flynet ©2008

And the Wiki says…

Cheri Oteri (born Cheryl Ann O’Teari;[citation needed] September 19, 1962) is an American actress and comedian known for her work on NBC’s Saturday Night Live.

On April 26, 2008, Oteri’s 69-year-old father, Gaetano Thomas “Tom” Oteri, was murdered in his Nashville, Tennessee home.[1] His roomate, country music songwriter Richard Fagan was charged with the murder. During an alcohol-fueled argument, police allege that Oteri was stabbed in the wrist of his right arm by Fagan with the four- to six-inch blade of a pocket knife, after which he bled to death.[2][3][4] After leaving the residence in his automobile, Fagan was stopped and arrested by the police on a drunk driving charge.[5] Authorities believe that Fagan did not realize that the wound he had given his roommate had been fatal, and even phoned a friend from jail to check in on Oteri.[6] Fagan waved his right to a hearing.[7] His bail was set at $20,000 and was ordered to enter a drug rehabilitation center. [Wiki]

Bastardly Lady of the Day – Cordelia

[PHOTOS REMOVED. LADY OF THE DAY LIED ABOUT HER AGE.]

Hi! My name’s Cordelia, I’m 18 years old and I live in southern California! I’d be be honored to be your Bastardly Lady of the Day!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Theres sooo many hot female celebrities…I could name soooo many. But I’d have to go for Scarlett Johannson.

Do you like your boobs?
Yes. They work for me. haha

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
No…I’d probably need more money…

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No but people have said I kinda look like Natalie Portman…but I don’t see it.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I can’t decide…I like them all!

What makes you Bastardly?
You tell me…

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

Hot or Not: Kristy Hume @ Chanel Boutique Opening

And the Wiki says…

Kirsty Hume (born September 4, 1976[1]) is a Scottish model who came to prominence in the fashion world in the 1990s. A columnist likened her appearance to a Botticelli angel.

She is married to rocker and actor Donovan Leitch, Jr.. After getting married in Scotland in 1997, they drove all around Bali in a jeep.[3] The couple have a daughter named Violet.

Hume attended a Halloween party at Lot 61 in Chelsea, Manhattan, with Leitch and Oliver Stone, in 1998. The Japanese-themed event included an appearance by Leonardo DiCaprio and friends dressed as members of Kiss.[10] Hume arrived in fangs.[11] The night before Halloween in 1999 Leitch and Hume hosted a party at the same venue. Hume was draped in vines and the couple were scantilly dressed as Adam and Eve. [Wiki]

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