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Damn You Maddox, Pax & Zahara Jolie-Pitt!
So, after getting a little tired of the neglected ghettos of New Orleans, Brad, Angelina & Super Adoption Lottery winners have temporarily relocated to a modern day palace overlooking the French Riviera. How does one go about owning such a love pad?
1. Study hard
2. Drop out of school
3. Help start a company like Microsoft
4. Retire & sell Microsoft shares
5. Build a palace overlooking the French Riviera.
6. And then proceed to have sex with any female who enters your palace.
The one & only Paul Allen is the owner, so I’m pretty sure he’s raking in some great rental income over the course of Brad & Angie’s stay. I’m pretty sure it’s upwards of $25k/night—maybe more. Think about how many African countries that kinda money could feed…God damn.
Anyway, here are a few more stalkerish pics of Angie & family’s stay…View All Photos ›