Angelina, Brad & Family Do The French Riviera! God Damn!

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Damn You Maddox, Pax & Zahara Jolie-Pitt!

So, after getting a little tired of the neglected ghettos of New Orleans, Brad, Angelina & Super Adoption Lottery winners have temporarily relocated to a modern day palace overlooking the French Riviera. How does one go about owning such a love pad?

1. Study hard
2. Drop out of school
3. Help start a company like Microsoft
4. Retire & sell Microsoft shares
5. Build a palace overlooking the French Riviera.
6. And then proceed to have sex with any female who enters your palace.

The one & only Paul Allen is the owner, so I’m pretty sure he’s raking in some great rental income over the course of Brad & Angie’s stay. I’m pretty sure it’s upwards of $25k/night—maybe more. Think about how many African countries that kinda money could feed…God damn.

Anyway, here are a few more stalkerish pics of Angie & family’s stay…

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8 comments
Boz
Boz

LOLOLOLOL @ the caption!!!!

I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm rich!

I'd probably gonna do the same thing if Angie adopted me.

CATHY R.
CATHY R.

TOO BAD ANGELINA&KIDS DIDN'T FALL IN THE OCEAN AND DROWN. MUHAHAH

-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I FUCKING HATE SLUTLINA.

orson
orson

Well, she can have a house like this but can't she buy other clothes ???? she is always wearing the same thing!!!

Flake
Flake

Ok now I'm really jealous.

EIE
EIE

maybe they could donate the house to Africa

Sparks
Sparks

Pg 2: No one needs all of that house, unless it's the Playboy mansion. God damn.

pstroyer
pstroyer

I think Aniston does want kids. She's just got no one to make them with. And she's too proud to look into adopting because that would be like copycatting (is that even a word?) her worst enemy... in other words, she's screwed.

Handsome Black Fella
Handsome Black Fella

See, I think Pitt is a dumbass. Im sure Angelina is A++ puss, but shes crazy as a motherfucker. The bitch drank Billy Bob's blood!! Did Brad get tested for aids after hitting that shit? Now the poor bastard has to adopt half of the minority world and pretend to give a shit about New Orleans. Jennifer wanted non of this shit, he could have just chilled with a rich woman who didnt want kids. But noooooooo