Amy Smart & Her Rack on the set of “Crank 2″


With all the Crank 2 coverage on Bastardly, you’re probably wondering what the fuck the movie’s about, so here’s some info:

We’re about to spoil the first movie for you, but Chev falls out of a helicopter and makes a long, touching phone call to his girlfriend. Which is where Spoiler TV picks up.

STORY: In spite of having fallen a mile from a helicopter at the end of CRANK, Chev Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.

Not only that, but the Chinese mobster that steals Chev’s heart has another interesting little twist about him on the casting sheet:

Hu Dong: Chinese Male, 100 years old, this aged gangster is the leader of the Triad gang in Southern California. Rejuvenated after getting Chev’s high-powered heart transplanted into his sunken chest, and horny as a 16 year old, he is lured into Doc Miles’ clutches by the seductive Vanilla. [Read more...]

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tool
tool

Sooooper cute!

horny guy
horny guy

perfect like #7 said...very fuckable

RockHard
RockHard

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GIRL!!!

The fact that she walks around with electrical tape on her Nips like it is nothing makes her even HOTTER!!!

Her Tits are NICE

rrrcraz
rrrcraz

she's hot and best of all NATURAL!

ShareDaddy
ShareDaddy

She's hot, she made the first movie for me, cannot wait for more of her.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

i guess whomever wrote Crank 2 spent too much time watching Four Rooms or Gummo im assuming....

DAMAGE Inc.
DAMAGE Inc.

WTF!!!!! NO NIPPLE SHOT!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BORING

Grandmaster of Disaster
Grandmaster of Disaster

my vote goes out to the small-boobies-loving-community. definitely prefer a good handful over big ole titties...

SuperDave
SuperDave

nice, but only 2 XX ? would have liked three...

DJ Cobra
DJ Cobra

The worst combination. Small and shaggy...

Guava Bean
Guava Bean

Her body is delectable. But face-wise, she looks like the love child of Malcolm McDowell and a gremlin.

RyaNAKED
RyaNAKED

perfect little boobies

just the right size

Courtney
Courtney

She has a nice body, I like her legs.

damnable
damnable

yeah. i agree. nice boobs.

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

Amy Smart is perfect.....That is one awesome body. Plus she's gorgeous!

Me
Me

She has perfect boobs. What the fuck are you guys talking about? What, you like giant fake titties? You like drag queens and old strippers? Fags. Amy Smart is so hot. I'm going to jerk off to these pictures and I don't care what any of you think. She looks delicious in these pictures, especially with the blood on her lip. Do her from behind, missionary, on top, side-winder, reverse cowgirl...any position with her would be the right position. I wonder if she is still dating that douche with the smirk and 1986 pompadour.

davige101
davige101

do her from behind, don;t matter what her titties look like

biteme
biteme

thats funny. i always thought she was overrated.

Krusty
Krusty

Always thought she was underrated, even with the small boobs.