Piper Perabo @ Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala


And the Wiki says…

Piper Lisa Perabo (born October 31, 1976) is an American movie actress.

Other recent films include The i Inside (2003), Perfect Opposites (2004), George and the Dragon (2004), The Cave (2005), Edison (2005), and The Prestige (2006). She has also appeared as a nutritionist on the Fox TV show House. [Wiki]

Can someone with deep pockets & an equally deep network please give this woman a job? I’m sure she’ll provide sex in return

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Duder McVee
Duder McVee

That looks like a lost stooger! Could it be Larry's long, lost, twin?

girly
girly

LMAO AT ALL UR COMMENTS!!! OMG SHE'S A HIDEOUS BEAST IN THESE PICS

betty_rocker
betty_rocker

^I blew it off for an audience with the queen. She wanted me to give her lessons on how to be more elite.

mse
mse

Why weren't you all at the gala? Not invited?

betty_rocker
betty_rocker

This is very young-Sharon Stone-meets-Joan Crawford. I know it's the costume gala and all, but jesu cristo.

Stephanie
Stephanie

good lord. she looks like Louis the 16th

Tray-C
Tray-C

haha - First thought "Sharon Stone is looking really old"... oops

Noxious Bob
Noxious Bob

OMFG it's Bettie Davis re-incarnated

Missy
Missy

What the fuck is going on here?

Courtney
Courtney

Is this some kind of joke??

damnable
damnable

She looks like cybil sheppard in her tranny years. eez nottasoguuud.

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

Please stop it Piper...Your scaring the children...Just cause you squandered your career doesn't mean you should do your worst impression of Betty Davis.

Bell Curve
Bell Curve

Big deal, so she doesn't have a fixed 'smile-for-the-paps' expression... I think she looks fine.

Manolo
Manolo

Wait, the ugly is still there

Manolo
Manolo

There's nothing left of the coyote ugly

Weenieroast
Weenieroast

She looks like a guy in drag trying to do Vogue era Madonna. And failing.

sasha.
sasha.

she looks really bad here.. i didn't even recognize her for a second.

it's like looking at a blonde cruella de vil...