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To check out the last set of pics, head over here.

As we mentioned in the last post, Elisha Cuthbert’s boytoy, hockey player Dion Phaneuf, is about 3x her size and the size mismatch is obviously taking a toll on Elisha’s petite bod. It appears from some of the photos (not really, but it gives us something to write about) that Elisha’s in extreme pain as a result of some major ass slamming the previous night courtesy of Mr. Giant Hockey Player.

Do any girls out there have suggestions as to what Elisha can do to combat the size mismatch in bed?

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46 comments
jabs cdo
jabs cdo

Height doesn't matter with regards Love ,,,like "age doesnt matter if you feel in love " Dont judge the book by it's cover ...." try to look at your self first before you say anything else.... okay????????????? from jabs cdoguy

Sprmcandy
Sprmcandy

I would let her suck me off to completion, other than that - no thanks.

Hallery
Hallery

And sex in the shower fucking rocks! You short girls are missing out! Ha ha!

Ok, I really am done with my rant now.

Hallery
Hallery

Alright, on closer inspection E, pope, bologna, (by the way, you misspelled your own fake user name, dumb ass), and Annie are all the same person.

You're obviously short, fat and dumpy. You probably have to go out with whoever asks you, regardless of their height.

Oh, and I had a date last night with a guy who was 6' tall. In heels I am 5'11" and it is a great match!

Plus, I said it all depends on the person. If I met a really cool guy who happened to be 6'4", I wouldn't automatically disqualify him just because he's tall.

I'm done with this stupid post now. Stop hating on tall girls. It's not our fault that you are a chubby midget!

And if you're so great, why not submit your pics for BLOTD???

Hallery
Hallery

Thanks, d55. Some people think that just because you have big boobs, that must also mean that you're fat. Some girls just can't control their jealousy.

Pope and bologna, and I bet you're the same person, if I didn't work out almost every single day, yes, then maybe I would weigh 140 because I am curvy. I don't know and I don't ever plan to find out because I love exercise.

I am being 100% honest about my weight. And I wish that I weighed about 5 pounds less than I do but I have boobs, hips, and a butt so 125 is my number. Will you admit that you are a jealous, miserable bitch who would never have the courage to post your pictures on a website like this one?

Honestly, women like you make me sick.

Hallery
Hallery

Ugh-I am supposed to be taking a break from this website. Too bad I logged on just now to read the uncertified bastard comments of pope and bologna, who I have never seen post on here before! Look, jealous cows-I weigh 125. I wear a size 4. How could someone who weighed 140 fit into that? Pope and bologna, you are jealous girls and you SUCK ASS! People like you are one of the biggest reasons that I don't post on here anymore. You're obviously some fat, short and dumpy chick who hates too much. I have never said this on here before but FUCK YOU! And next time you want to insult me, at least have the balls to do it under your real user name!

Duder McVee
Duder McVee

UGLY! She looks like Courtney Love here. Chunky, dumpy, keep walking!

Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris

Puck bunny that needs to do some work on her glutes at the gym.

Annie
Annie

Jennyla & Hallery...you guys are weird. One of the fundamental things I find sexy about men is that they are bigger & stronger than I am. Why is it disgusting? Also, most women are not 5'7. I'm only 5'2, so I really don't have much choice but to date guys significantly taller than I am. My boyfriend is about 6'1 and we don't have any problems over the height difference. Well, I guess sex in the shower is out, but someone is always cold anyway.

d55
d55

dude, Hallery has big boobs...that might be why she looks heavier than 125

d55
d55

wow...this is the dude she picked...i mean, it's cool and all but she made it sound like she was so picky about her man that they only had one chance to impress her...the dude is ugly and has no shape, either...and i fucking hate those sunglasses...sorority girls wear those things, too...not knowing they look like mosquitoes

bologne
bologne

@33 YES! i was thinking the same thing. I am 5'7 and weigh 125 and am a lot more slim than hallery. Not that she is grossly fat or anything. But she is definantly not 125. I wasnt going to be the first to say anything baou tit since she is so nice though.

Pope
Pope

Hallery, after looking at your bikini shots, you are not 125. You are a bit on the chunky side, around 140.

E
E

Jennyla please how is that digusting? I short sexy petite girl with a big guy is not disgusting. They probably have a great time in bed, he can pick her up and throw her little ass around. TALL girls are wack.

Hallery
Hallery

^ Well, it looks a lot like one but I won't say for sure if it is or not. It's the exact same style anyway, if any of you bastards care.

Hallery
Hallery

That's a Beach Bunny bikini. I like them because they kind of look like lingerie.

jennyla - I'm 5'7" too and weigh about 125. 5'11" - 6' and 175-200ish is perfect. Any bigger than that would probably be too big but it all depends on the person. I've never dated a guy that big before.

neo geisha
neo geisha

big men are so sexy

elisha, enjoy

jennyla
jennyla

I find this "size mismatch" disgusting. I'm 5'7 and I would never date a guy that much taller than me... if there even was a guy that tall. I like to be in charge and that can't really be if the asshole is constantly towering over me. 5'6-5'11 ftw

Hallery
Hallery

Betty Rocker - You're hilarious! Thanks for the laugh this morning!

bootyluva
bootyluva

Me and my GF look the same. :P

Size mismatch.Shez short 5'2 and i am 6'3 :P

davige101
davige101

i give them another 4 months until hockey season starts again.

Deevious1
Deevious1

dang B. I never thought of it like that. so me and you most be sexin all the time as sexy as we are, lmao, just kiddin

Deevious1
Deevious1

hell im only 5'6 and i have em sore! lol

jennyla
jennyla

my my what a hideous couple

zorro
zorro

she aint got a neck. her chin caves into her neck. and what's with those glasses. she was never any good anyway

jo
jo

sorry, here come some negative comments..

shes got the face of a bull dog. looks like she's sucking in her stomach.

dont like bikinis that look like padded bras (with the underwire) makes the boobs look bigger than what they really are.

they look weird together

azz0r
azz0r

He's certainly a man mountain...I'd like to try and climb.

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

Fat deposits, silly dykey expression, and a big chimpanzee to match.

RockHard
RockHard

She especially likes the size mismatch while he's riding on the Hershey Highway

Eve
Eve

"Do any girls out there have suggestions as to what Elisha can do to combat the size mismatch in bed?"

Ridding.

Really?
Really?

She looks all bloated, very average actually but not bad! I'll bet she's got a big snapper though, petite my ass.

Poe
Poe

The poet tries to bring out an image of the garden after a sunset where the leaves of the plants bend down and pose an exhausting composure resulting in the entire garden looking drowsy as well. The light exuding from the moon is perceived as “fallow”, or inactive. The unmoving moonlight symbolizes a tranquilized environment as well.

The poet enters the garden without any prejudiced thought and moves across the garden in the night, when the moon’s light suddenly looks worn out and old to him. He is reflective and notices many small details of nature in the garden.

The title explains the garden in comparison to the speaker’s life, with similar experiences. The word “sister” suggests he feels connected to the garden, as if it was a close family member. The speaker’s life plays off subtly with his descriptions of the forlorn surroundings he sees.

romance33333
romance33333

she looks very cute and sexy,her legs and booty are very sexy

gabriella
gabriella

she looks pretty good...but 1) i hate those fucking retarded sunglasses, and 2) it looks like she's gained some weight, not anything to worry about but she better keep it in check before it gets worse

horny guy
horny guy

Is he that big..holy cow she's 18 inches shorter than him

Racer X
Racer X

Niiice.

/I dig the shades

B.
B.

If the sex was taking a tool on her,wouldnt she be looking more fit than ever?

i dont know if Im the only one who thinks that,but when people have lots of sex,they sort of look sexier,and more appealing.And fitter.

samantha
samantha

Her legs look like brooke hogan's legs.. She used to be so slim and toned..I guess the sex is taking a toll on her moe =)))

Douche Baggery
Douche Baggery

^^^^

@#4 - lol B. what girl doesn't like for a man to physically dominate her?

B.
B.

Hahaha...Maybe she LIKES the size mismatch...

betty_rocker
betty_rocker

Speaking as a former queen of anal (I gave my crown to my gay cousin when he left to teach english for a year in Thailand), I recommend lots of booze beforehand, an open mind, and regular breathing. Don't bother with lube because it only makes it trickier and prolongs the awkward figuring-out-the-right-angle moment. Also have lots of regular sex first, I theorize that it loosens up the muscles and puts you in The Zone.

I'll ask my husband if he has anything to add.

chris
chris

she's looking a bit chunky. at least now, they match.