Jayde Nicole @ 2008 Playboy Playmate Of The Year Party

I don’t know about you guys, but Sara Jean Underwood (2007 PMOY) looks about 5x hotter than Ms. Jayde “Respect Tattoo” Nicole. I don’t really know what the other months look like, but I’m pretty sure it came down to who treated Hef the best in bed.

If any other dude was running the show, he would sample the tasty goods beforehand, as well, so I don’t blame Hef for taking advantage of his position & power. These chicks literally worship him, so more power to him. Bastard.

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85 comments
lmb
lmb

what's wrong with being short?

petite is cute and feminine anyway.

k
k

i like that she's brunette but there are way more beautiful brunettes that could have been PMOY. do the amazingly beautiful dark haired girls not do playboy or something?(or dye their hair blonde to be in the mag and make themselves look fake and generic?). this girl actually looked really pretty in a playboy interview i saw her in, but here and in her pictorial she looks way different (and not for the better, though honestly i think she looks ok except for looking full of botox)it sucks because of all the really beautiful brunettes that could be PMOY for a change and stomp all the overdone blondes, they choose these girls. playboy isn't as good as it used to be either...the girls look too airbrushed. where's the natural beauty?

lmb
lmb

duh, that's her hair styled that way not her head. does look weird though.

lmb
lmb

yeah except the most beautiful women aren't usually generic looking nor do they look like barbie dolls. i don't think these girls look like this all the time though. it's the hair, make up, fake tan..and then in the magazine they are airbrushed to death of course. i don't get how men actually like that. it looks fake and weird. actually, i think most men don't really masturbate to playboy now a days..do they? i'm a bisexual girl and it's just not that hot. pretty. but way fake. not beautiful.

i luv my small breasts
i luv my small breasts

whoever said sara jean underwood's body looks like a 13 year old's is, well ignorant. women are of all different shapes and just because a girl doesnt grow into what YOU consider to be the body of a woman in her 20's doesn't mean she doesn't have the body of a woman in her 20's. sara jean's body is perfectly fine and hot actually. screw you. so there.

doomdoom
doomdoom

she flashes that magazine alot

for instince.....

Bob - hi who are you

Jayde N - POW! she pulls the magazine out of nowhere

Bob - whanna go hone with me?

Jayde N - just take the mag (looks are deciving)

Bob - okay thx!

Jayde N - wait thats $29.99 in my lil store!!!

Bob - BYE!!!!! ........................................ .

jayde is WAYYY hotter!

mc jon
mc jon

soo true

about jayde nicole

cody.M
cody.M

jayde nicole is 5000000000000000X hotter than sara jean and jayde is actually real

when life hands you lemons, you make lemonaid

LIZ WEBBER
LIZ WEBBER

EVEN THE WRITERS ON HERE KNOWS FAKE TITS KELLY MONACO IS OVERRATED MEXICAN CUM SWALLOWER

dvs
dvs

What the hell was Hef thinking? This skank doesn't deserve PMOY. J. Nicole is not pretty at all. Hef you're old, blind and stupid. I not renewing my subscription. F you Hef.

geo
geo

they all look like living barbie dolls but you know what, playboy girls are supposed to look generic and soul-less. men are supposed to masturbate over them, not achieve the truest of love with them. beautiful women on the outside, got to give them that.

Johnny boy
Johnny boy

BLonde is cute.

brunette hot hot body. Liked her playboy spread!!

jennyla
jennyla

She sais in an interview her boobs are real, and I believe her. Noone with fake boobs would go out of their way say they are real, especially in her... profession.

ACE
ACE

Playboy has become a comic book! This PMOY looks like she was carved out of plastic. Hef needs to stop with all of the viagra...it's given him brain damage.

mazarella
mazarella

the chicks quite fug, who is she kidding. BUUUTTT her dress, the purple ultra detailed & v.short one is fucking awesome. i'll get married in something like that. seriously that is one hott dress.x

shopaholic
shopaholic

Why are these chicks wearing recycled 80's prom dresses?

john e
john e

52- yup I have. I consider myself a chest expert.

Jayde- Those are real.. fake ones dont look that good.

Holly and Kendra have nice fake cans. So did Pammy(FIRST set) and Carmen Electra, Brooke Burke

As far bad ones playmates Tiffany Fallons and Spencer Scotts gotta have the worst bob jobs in pb history that Ive ever seen.

Now Jayde..those tits are FANTASTIC!

Arion
Arion

^dunno why.. but you're writing reminds me of Moe's.

Maybe it was the: "Cheers".

a dear friend
a dear friend

Kill you? Me? Not a chance.

You are living in fantasies. My R.I.P remark was just in case your haters do it as you suggested.

Dont know you so I cant hate you.

Cheers

Miz B Havior
Miz B Havior

I can't focus on that girl's face because her dress looks like a 7 year old's birthday cake threw up on her.

Sara is definitely the best PMOY recently. And I love her small, natural breasts.

d55
d55

61,

you cant say RIP until after you killed me...until then, try to enjoy my existence

a dear friend
a dear friend

62, sure we can

It was just my suggestion

No hurt feelings.

Sexy Rexy
Sexy Rexy

@ #61 ah come on now, cant we all just get along!

a dear friend
a dear friend

53, why to waste so much time?

A single bullet would do it faster.

R.I.P

digglesworth
digglesworth

i'd tap it on her forehead. the 'respect' tat above her box is kinda confusing, is it 'respect the box?' or 'respect and stop looking at my box?' wow, this girl is deep, kierkegaard reborn. i've done worse tho.

nafri
nafri

hefner has seen more pussy then a gynecologist ..plus he got to fuck them all.. one lucky sod...

jenny
jenny

56- cone head?? bahahahahahah! Ya she does. Looks like a hair extension clip or something. If she was wearing a short pretty sun dress or a fitted black dress shed look much much better. Her outift is really tacky. But In all honesty after googling both I would prefer to have the brunettes body.

peter
peter

Why does everyone like the blonde so much?? The blonde was hot on/in the college issue and in the last years pmoy issue.

But her pictorial had a pic with her with a teddy bear. How is that sexy?. Im no pedophile but really young lookin girls beside teddy bears are not hot! Everytime I see her in that mag or on some site I remeber that pic..creepy.

Silver
Silver

That girl has a pointy fucking head.

Page 8, seriously. It's entering cone-head territory.

marco22
marco22

I agree w 48. She talks about how ppl always think her tits are fake and theyre not in some article. They show pics of her when she was 17 and theyre still the same.

balls of doom
balls of doom

man, the shit I don't ever fucking understand is, if looks eventually fade, why the fuck are people so hung up on them. I know, scientifically we look at looks, for primal reasons, but some of this shit is vain and fucking stupid. Chicks like this I just want to shove a stick of dynamite up her cunt!

d55
d55

my suggestion to my haters that want me dead:

lock me in a room filled with these no self-respect, no real ambition having, single digit IQed bimbos...i'd have a heart attack in a matter of seconds.

d55
d55

48,

you ever touched a chick's tits?

Frost
Frost

@48: Yup. So perfect and natural they're perfectly round and upright no matter what position she's in.

john e
john e

CathY.. Im not an idiot or a fag Just a guy that prefer big tits...on brunettes. Fake or real doesnt matter. If only there were more Jennifer Walcotts or Allison Waites in that mag

jon e
jon e

Those tits arent fake! Theyre perfect natural ones.

Yea the blonde is hot and prettier but Im a boob man so the lond legged busty brunnette wins in my book anydayI voted for her too

Stephanie
Stephanie

she is very ugly

the blonde in the first couple of pics looks okay though

Hallery
Hallery

This chick is so ugly, TOTALLY BUSTED face, hit the wall at birth because she's only what-22? My God, it appears to be either Fetal Alcohol or Down's Syndrome! I can't believe that she got voted as Playmate of the Year! She should be donating half of her salary to the makers of PhotoShop in appreciation because that's the only reason she got picked.

PlayMates are supposed to have good bodies AND pretty faces. It's just like Karolina K. This girl only has half of the necessary requirements to do her job.

There must have been literally dozens of others who would have been better.

phantom_J
phantom_J

Sara is mos def one of the better Playmate of the Years in recent memory. And it's laughable having her stand next to this buttaface. Hef is not going to live forever, he needs to start grooming someone to take over the throne and yes I am applying for the job. Who was the last Playmate(outside of Hef's current squeeze times tres) to crossover into the mainstream like a Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Anna Nicole Smith, Shannon Tweed, Kelly Monaco or Carmen Electra(who I know technically is not a Playmate, but she made several apperances in the mag)? At least he still gets some very decent already famous pictorials - Charisma Carpenter, Amanda Beard, Stacy Dash, Trish Helfer. If I were to take the reigns I'd set my sights on ESPN's Erin Andrews, G4's Olivia Munn or some of the hot, young tennis phenoms like Maria Sharapova, Daniela Hantuchova, Maria Kirilenko, Elena Dementieva, Nicole Vaidisova, Jelena Dokic.

Cathy
Cathy

John e you're an idiot her body is hot right, what's hotter her fake water sacs stuck on her chest or her flat ass?

what a fag...sara underwood actually has beautiful full NATURAL tits...does not look whatsoever like she's 13.

Bolt Uprite
Bolt Uprite

Jeez, Playboy is a tired old anachronism well past it's time. Yes, we guys all aspire to be octogenarian, viagra popping, jammie-wearing old coots. No fool like an old fool. Lets celebrate plastic Stepford bitches.

CameronPryce
CameronPryce

Christina Santiago was one of the worst PMOY, Jayde has some amazing legs that I would love to seperate.

koe
koe

Nice to see a brunette!!!! more please! A jennifer Walcott look alike wld make me happiest guy ever.

john e
john e

THOSE ARE TERRBILE PICS OF JAYDE. WEIRD DRESS..OK FACE.. LOOK AT HER PICTORIAL..HOTTT BODY!!!

john e
john e

Jayde Nicole body is HOT. Love the long legs and those tits....PERFECT!!!

Sara pretty face but body of a 13 yr old girl. I prefer a woman who likes like shes in her 20s!!!

Ginger
Ginger

I think they're both gorgeous, but I prefer Sara Underwood's down home, girl next door image. She seemed really sweet and down to earth too.

I love Holly, but I really think she either needs to go to a more natural blonde color or just go brunette. One time on the Girls Next Door she dressed up as Jackie O and she looked so pretty as a brunette!

maria
maria

I love Sarah Jean, shes sooo gorgeous and she seems really down to earth and sweet too!

BoneCrusher
BoneCrusher

I don't know about her being the ugliest playmate ever because I wiki'd playmate of the year and looked at the last 8 or so and Christina Santiago 2003 isn't that impressive.

I think Playboy needs to go back to the standards they used to have in the past about no tats & cosmetic surgery enhancements. Sara Jean Underwood had the girl next door look most def. while keeping the sex appeal.

Playboy has been slippin in the past years. I remember when Playboy would get celebs when they were in their prime but now were stuck with getting Tiffany, Debbie Gibson & Cindy Margolis types way after you care. It's like a retirement home for has been celebs when they have milked all other avenues (Recording, Clothing & Acting). The old Hef would have closed the Brit. deal when she was at the top of the game. Hef is trying to step his game up - offering Miley a deal when she turns legal though.