Audrina Patridge Brings The Afternoon Links!

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– Lindsay Lohan Is A Working Girl [HollywoodTuna]
– Leaked! Kim Kardashian Calendar Photos [CO-ED Magazine]
– Tyra Banks Runs a Fetish Show [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Carmen Electra Gives Us Sex Tips [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in Miami [Celebslam]
– “I Wanna Bang…” vol.13 (part 1/2)featuring Josie Moran {NSFW… nice!} [The Bastardly Society]

– Would You Expect Anything Less From Heather Mills? [Dlisted]
– Guess who has the hands of an old lady? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Kim Cattrall will be appearing nude in the new SATC film [Cele|bitchy]
– Megan Fox looks naked [The Blemish]

– Parodie op American Psycho [Flabber]
– Breakfast with Audrey Hepburn [CityRag]
– Tony Romo is talented [DerekHail]
– Another Not Engaged Couple [Celeb Warship]

– Funniest Moments In Star Wars History [Uber]
– Mischa Barton has cellulite, bad attitude [Fatback Media]
– Lindsay Lohan’s Useless See Through Pictures [The Grumpiest]
– The X-Files: I Want to Believe Trailer [Popoholic]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And of course…

  • LARRY

    You gotta give her props for actually looking at the camera in pic 12.
    All the rest, she still isn’t looking. Does she have A.D.D.?

  • d_jologs

    nice body

  • Mundo

    she looks like a popsicle…I wonder is she tastes like one too.

  • mazarella

    this chick will never be hot. not in a billion years. not on another galaxy. never never never. she’s fugg.

  • Stephanie

    i kinda like this slut

  • babygirl2000

    im not trying to be funny but on page 3 her crotch looks weird

  • Zinger

    No matter what she does, she looks empty and dead in the eyes. Her interviews are like interviewing a rock. I’m not sure her IQ is above 50, which would be fine if she could model and pose without a dead look in the eye. But she can’t, so she’s useless.

  • lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

    AH! i just saw pic4, WTF!? it’s more like an extended back than an actual ass… never really thought her anything speacial (…special needs maybe), but i would still have her looking up at my johnson in a flash, then i’d be gone like a thief in the night, never to return…

  • Hugh G Rection

    YOU GUYS ARE COMPLETE FAGGOTS IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS CHICK IS HOT AS HELL. I BET ALL OF HER HOLES ARE COMPLETELY ENTERABLE TOO!

    FAGGOTS!

  • MadMax

    Nice, sexy, but hugely overrated. Wonder if she will look like Brittany in 5 years, all pudgy and plain? She appears to be Ms. Right Now, not Ms. Right to me. Correct me if I’m wrong.

  • rico

    i would eat her ..

  • Blickerfield93277

    damn! she’s hell hot! thats i all matter!!!

  • hmmm

    Ugly and talentless

  • Mr. Nice Guy formerly Mr. Bygg

    Umm…these are the same pics from her last spot on the Afty-Links. Just new poses…but whatever, I’d hit it.