Audrina Patridge Brings The Afternoon Links!

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– Lindsay Lohan Is A Working Girl [HollywoodTuna]
– Leaked! Kim Kardashian Calendar Photos [CO-ED Magazine]
– Tyra Banks Runs a Fetish Show [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Carmen Electra Gives Us Sex Tips [I'm Not Obsessed]
– Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in Miami [Celebslam]
– “I Wanna Bang…” vol.13 (part 1/2)featuring Josie Moran {NSFW… nice!} [The Bastardly Society]

- Would You Expect Anything Less From Heather Mills? [Dlisted]
– Guess who has the hands of an old lady? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Kim Cattrall will be appearing nude in the new SATC film [Cele|bitchy]
– Megan Fox looks naked [The Blemish]

- Parodie op American Psycho [Flabber]
– Breakfast with Audrey Hepburn [CityRag]
– Tony Romo is talented [DerekHail]
– Another Not Engaged Couple [Celeb Warship]

- Funniest Moments In Star Wars History [Uber]
– Mischa Barton has cellulite, bad attitude [Fatback Media]
– Lindsay Lohan’s Useless See Through Pictures [The Grumpiest]
– The X-Files: I Want to Believe Trailer [Popoholic]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And of course…

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23 comments
babygirl2000
babygirl2000

im not trying to be funny but on page 3 her crotch looks weird

LARRY
LARRY

You gotta give her props for actually looking at the camera in pic 12.

All the rest, she still isn't looking. Does she have A.D.D.?

mazarella
mazarella

this chick will never be hot. not in a billion years. not on another galaxy. never never never. she's fugg.

hmmm
hmmm

Ugly and talentless

MadMax
MadMax

Nice, sexy, but hugely overrated. Wonder if she will look like Brittany in 5 years, all pudgy and plain? She appears to be Ms. Right Now, not Ms. Right to me. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Mundo
Mundo

she looks like a popsicle...I wonder is she tastes like one too.

rico
rico

i would eat her ..

Hugh G Rection
Hugh G Rection

YOU GUYS ARE COMPLETE FAGGOTS IF YOU DON'T THINK THIS CHICK IS HOT AS HELL. I BET ALL OF HER HOLES ARE COMPLETELY ENTERABLE TOO!

FAGGOTS!

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

AH! i just saw pic4, WTF!? it's more like an extended back than an actual ass... never really thought her anything speacial (...special needs maybe), but i would still have her looking up at my johnson in a flash, then i'd be gone like a thief in the night, never to return...

Zinger
Zinger

No matter what she does, she looks empty and dead in the eyes. Her interviews are like interviewing a rock. I'm not sure her IQ is above 50, which would be fine if she could model and pose without a dead look in the eye. But she can't, so she's useless.

Simp&18.avi
Simp&18.avi

With all that being said, I would do her, u would too, or ur the gay.

Honey
Honey

I thought she was hot before these pics.

She has no ass....no hips...no shape in general,

ugly boobs (pg 3) eww.

Frankly she needs to keep her clothes ON!.

Larry B.
Larry B.

I thought these pics were pretty hot and then one observant bastard pointed out how disturbingly long her torso is. Now I can't get over that...

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

There's something wrong with this chick. Partly her face, partly her curves.

davige101
davige101

bah. I will say this; she is the typical chick looking to make it big somehow and doing the whole sexy modelling thing, like 1000000 other women are doing. She sort of has, but its fleeting. Out of those 1000000 there are far better and more talented women. There are several members here who would kick this chick's ass in all departments.

but that's my two cents.

ren
ren

ugly face and she has no shape

Lonny Hendricks Jr.
Lonny Hendricks Jr.

I never thought this cooze wuz that hot, but pic number seven makes me want to fuck the shit out of her. She is one hot foxy bitch.

Dr. Hush
Dr. Hush

All the pictures are cut off at the feet.

I love feet.

I love feet in high heels.

I have a boner just thinking about Audrina in high heels.

Oh shit.

I am a gonna come.

Splat.

jonkybonky
jonkybonky

She makes my tapintapu do a yaya dance