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– Lindsay Lohan in Her Bikini [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Affair Causes Shania Twain To Divorce [I'm Not Obsessed]
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– No cheesey song on tonight’s American Idol finale? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Is Justin Timberlake going to propose to Jessica Biel? [Cele|bitchy]
– Jude Law was spotted in the VIP area of 195 Nightclub [The Blemish]

- Japanese version of The Office [Flabber]
– Susanna Hoffs Still Has The Hotts [CityRag]
– Kiefer Sutherland has finalized his divorce [DerekHail]
– Gwyneth Paltrow and her Balmain heels [Celeb Warship]

- Indiana Jones killed [Fatback Media]
– Lily Allen Topless Pictures [The Grumpiest]
– Scarlett Johansson Does Italian GQ [Popoholic]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And of course…

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I disagree 8 Candice is hotter!!

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

F U people, if you can't see this, you clearly need glasses,

she looks like a freak

stephenAA
stephenAA

she has great shoulders! Even if she gained 10lbs on her ass, she wouldn't look fat. Those women with the bobblehead shoulders (no shoulders and head looks big in comparison and the hips that look too wide)) are sooooo unfortuneate.

Dodgemagnum
Dodgemagnum

This is nice pictures but just something I'll never get my hands on. Why bother?

Hallery
Hallery

Way better as a brunette! I never really realized how boring blonde hair can be until recently.

It really washes you out.

McPerv
McPerv

Candice is a skinny white model who still looks feminine (Broad shoulders? No way.) Many of the white supermodels have masculine faces.

And nice pic of Adriana, I prefer her curvier but she's really hot in that pic, too. But don't take that the wrong way, Pam, I still want you to go eat a sandwich.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

^^ooh... I can understand why you like to hear those things.. what is goin on in your head right now???

Glimmer
Glimmer

loving the list !!! (hey jennyla) anyone else want to chime in ?? the ears are set for broadband. ;)

jennyla
jennyla

Shoulders, shmolders. A guy with respect, power, brains, a big dick, and a friendly face. Thats where it's at.

Glimmer
Glimmer

funny pam. :)

ok, i can't buy..but may be there is this special store for those of us that believe. ;)

d55...yes bigger and broader. it's always a wish away. ;)

Dubya
Dubya

If there is any question on why there should be legalized cloning, see picture 4.

d55
d55

37,

no problem Glimmer...yes, now, go and get those shoulders bigger and broader!

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

^^what the hell are you thankin her for?? You gonna get yourself those things?? It's not like you can buy them in a store...

d55
d55

31,

yes, I like men with big shoulders and big, nice hands...always a turn on

Anon1
Anon1

Looks yummy, guys should post some of her other work, although in her June 08 cover of German Elle they airbrushed her into a mannequin.

Honey
Honey

Body is HOTT!

Face....meh

omega
omega

gorgeous!!!!!!!!

I agree, better as a brunette.

But, I would really like to see her do some crazy, out of the world

photoshoot rather than the same old cotton bra and panties shots.

Glimmer
Glimmer

d55,anything non traditional in the body fetish dept. you like to admit ???

d55
d55

haha i dont really have a collar bone fetish so no?

MadMax
MadMax

@d55, eh, you didn't like the collar bones?

d55
d55

she has some bitchy, devilish cat eyes...very sexy...the rest is blahhh

Glimmer
Glimmer

billy whizz...nothing starts until someone sets the dig cam ! :)

concubine
concubine

generic but she's cute

looks very nice with the dark hair

azea
azea

I don't understand why some morons compare Candice to Adriana.They are different both beautiful but different.

azea
azea

I don't uderstand why some morons compare Candice to Adriana.They are different both beautiful but different.

MadMax
MadMax

Between Pamela, Loki and several other that jump in and make it interesting and fun, I think I like this place.

Billy Whizz
Billy Whizz

Great day of eye-candy here at The Bastardly.

Candace is aesthetically close to perfection, but too tall for me.

The girls of the new 90210 are so much hotter than the old ones that it's not even up for discussion. One Shenae Grimes is worth three Shannen Dohertys.

I get the feeling Lily Allen is good in bed.

For the amount of fucking and drinking and drugging she's done, Lindsay Lohan still might just be the hottest girl around. Her ass is awesome, as are her tits.

Gwyneth Paltrow is looking sexy for the first time in her life.

Mila Kunis is gorgeous. She's got that cold Russkie blood running through her, so no one should say she needs to smile more. Russians, especially Ukrainians, need you to give them a reason to smile.

Still, out of all these beautiful girls and women, I would take Indiana Evans over all of them, because she's 17 and I am a fucking pervert. 17 year old pussy is like a Royal Flush; it beats anything. After that I would take Lilo, then Mila, then those girls from the new 90210, then Candance, then Lily Allen, then Gwyneth...

Holy Fuck.

You walk into a room. There is a couch and on the couch are nine naked women, all of them on all fours, wearing heels. There's Candance, Lily, Lindsay, Gwyneth, Indiana, Shenae, Mila, Jessics Stroup and Annalynn.

Who do you start with, and who do you end with?

As Rocco Siffreddi once so eloquently said: "I want to fuck you all!!!"

Goliano
Goliano

Where does the back end and the ass begin?

JumpingIsUseless
JumpingIsUseless

Very nice but a bit on the generic side like some have said. Lovin the eyes though.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Look. I don't wanna fight here. I guess I know why you guys don't like Lima on that picture.. but hey. Doesn't matter.

buccal fat
buccal fat

Pamela is your favorite food really toothpaste? Isn't that dangerous to eat that.

Kenny Lingis
Kenny Lingis

adriana is hotter but she wasnt hot at the time that photo was taken pam. too young and skinny. i love the present adri.

candice has a great body but shes pretty boring and not memorable. but id hit it of course. i think she looks better brunette. blonde makes her look like a typical fake blonde bimbo and makes her too generic.

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

pam

you are joking right? what the fuck is your problem?

look don't start no shit with me. either don't insult me or just don't speak to me at all.

all that personality switch bullshit gets annoying fast...

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

^^whatever.. I thought you liked Adri more?? This site is full of gays, anyways

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

^^nah.. check page 8.. look at her hugely wide shoulders, her no titties,

she has a funky body

redneck
redneck

thats why i like you lokiman

MadMax
MadMax

OK, just a couple.

1. I love the pouty lip.

2. The total lack of tramp stamps.

That's all. Carry on. Nothing to see here.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

I agree, jennyla!! However, would you say she was as attractive as the Lima??? I've grown quite fond of here lately.

MadMax
MadMax

Hot would be an understatement. I would rate all aspects but I'm busy being me IRL.