Is Christina Aguilera’s Marriage On The Rocks?

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Why does Jordan Bratman always wear that “please kill me” face when he’s around Christina Aguilera? Annnyway…

Christina Aguilera selling Hollywood Hills home

There’s nothing like new motherhood to get you thinking about the nest, which may explain why singer-songwriter Christina Aguilera, whose son was born in January, has listed her Hollywood Hills home for $7,995,000.

Or maybe it’s just time to change houses, the way she changes her siren looks.
The architectural example of midcentury chic sure sounds like an adult’s toy box: It has a gym, a pool and a 12-person spa with a fireplace. There’s also a professional screening room that seats 18. At 1,200 square feet, the master bedroom is bigger than many Manhattan apartments. The house is set high enough in the hills to enjoy jetliner views. There are five bedrooms and seven bathrooms in 6,500 square feet, and it all sits at the end of a cul-de-sac. [SF Gate]

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THE WATCHER!!!
THE WATCHER!!!

I STILL WANNA KNOW HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET HER IN THE FIRST PLACE?It's like J-Lo,they're just lowering their standards.

Duder McVee
Duder McVee

The grumpy twins are out again??? He will never smile, till he gets to sleep with Mike Jackson. She will smile again when he is gone.

As for the stain? Leaky boob.... where is Max? He has to be thirsty, I know I am!

Meazy
Meazy

Faa Faa Fooey!

SuperDave
SuperDave

I'd still hit it just to say I did...

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

hahahahahahaha.. Have y'all noticed that Christina looks like a dog in the first pic??? haha, ya know, with that hairdo..

Danny44
Danny44

Man they are a miserable looking couple...BTW were is there kid ??

shopaholic
shopaholic

They should run off and join the circus. With that face and her pet monkey, they're all set for the side show alley.

McPerv
McPerv

She'd look better without makeup, but I like her lipstick. That color would look great around my cock.

Ali
Ali

Wow, her legs are so messed up. Those knees are just disgusting!

Antares
Antares

"Awesome, Xtina! Now wave at the camera pretend that you're happy!"

Glimmer
Glimmer

ha ha loki..std's *yum* just kidding...

ok so wouls 'skanky whore' be an easier tatrget to hace 'success' with than a non skanky. or would they be much more willing whatever you where interested in non vanilla sex wise on the first/and maybe only time you'd have sex(with her) versus the non shanky 'type' ???

ok and if christina is a 'skanky'. who with a media profile would count as a non skanky whore ???

and that's right....loki's std ref allows me to sneak in this pic !!!!

and don't worry females/i'll post something soon/that will have the guys hating me. so it will balance out/ trust me. :)

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/4081/easybl7.jpg

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

i think a skany whore add a dimension of danger Glimmer.

never know if yyou're gonna leave with that life threatening STD. some people just like living on the edge...

Glimmer
Glimmer

Noxious Bob

nothing like a skanky little whore to tap

bob, you give your slant on the difference bewteen 'taping'a 'shanky whore' and a non skanky whore ???

and yep that was serious question...hell anyone can answer and it's be cool. ha ha...

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

That's just it!! She's just a nasty lil ho. Everyone knows it. I mean, she is best friends with Lil Kim, a professional hooker back in the day!!!

Elle
Elle

She must look very scary without makeup.

Noxious Bob
Noxious Bob

I actually liked her during the "Dirty" period.. nothing like a skanky little whore to tap

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

I agree with Rexy, I posted a photo of her with caramel coloured hair and she looked really good. Allthough I really don't give a shit about her.

She seems like a total biotch, a fake lookin biotch.

aja
aja

The stain could be one of three things : monkey drool, leaking silicone or lactation ooze.

Sexy Rexy
Sexy Rexy

I think a strawberry blonde would look awesome on her. There was a period where she had big curly dark caramel blonde hair and wore not so much makeup and she looked gorgeous.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Her legs kinda look deformed. I'm officially bored with X-tina. I wish she would at least change her hair colour to something else. But her damn father ruined her life. Poor girl.

Sexy Rexy
Sexy Rexy

She oozes sex appeal. You can just tell she's a total slut. She could be wearing a potato sack and i reckon she'd still be hot. She's not cassically beautiful and she looks pretty bad without makeup, but she's definately a very attractive woman.

Anonymoose
Anonymoose

Everything about her could be wrong, and I still get a woody looking at her.

Sexy Rexy
Sexy Rexy

I love her hair too. Dare i say it, i think she looks very pretty here.

MadMax
MadMax

LOL@Glimmer. Yea, that too.

shandi
shandi

i love christina's hair.

jonrey
jonrey

i hope they divorce so she is single and gives me the chance to find her and sweep off her feet and back to my house

JumpingIsUseless
JumpingIsUseless

These two don't interest me but five bedrooms and seven bathrooms? That just seems odd to me.

MadMax
MadMax

Their not unhappy, just stoned out of their minds. Happiness is a warm gun after all.

Glimmer
Glimmer

loki..yeah the position of the stain...does make the joke flow pretty easy ! ;)

and their hands are like in a death grip in the first pic...

d55
d55

yes, her hair is so fake looking (it is fake but it doesnt have to look fake)...even beyonce's hair looks better than this, which is also fake.

Glimmer
Glimmer

d55...sorry i didn't notice the 'plastic' hair. but my eye for noticing things isn't too great.

so her hair looks worse than usual ???

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

Glimmer it may well be a "naughty stain". wouldn't surprise me, 'fore she is a whore!

anyways, she is so ugly it hurts my eyes. yes, christina... cover your face in endless make-up. that way we don't have to put up with your actual face.

Glimmer
Glimmer

oh course we will/how many entries would they're break up get on this site/7,000 others ?? but yeah i get your point..

is there a celeb couple people really care about ????

d55
d55

that hair looks so plastic it's not even funny

no comment
no comment

does anyone give a shit if they break up??

Glimmer
Glimmer

is that a stain in the 5th pic ??? hmm...