Bastardly Lady of the Day – Jessica

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
That’s a toughie since all the celebrities that used to be hot are either getting pregnant, becoming drug addicts or both. So far I’m enjoying Blake Lively, I love Carrie Underwood, and for an anorexic mother with balloon size implants Victoria Beckham still rocks my world.

Do you like your boobs?
They’re not my best feature but I love everything on my body.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Sure, I’ve always had a thing for older guys.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No. I did however have one friend tell me I look like the girl who played Carrie in Carrie 2. And one other person said I look like Ashley Kerwin from Degrassi TNG.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
My favourite was Olga, and my least favourite was Vanessa.

What makes you Bastardly?
I’m like, the female version of Charlie Sheen in Two and a half Men.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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Celle
Celle

Come on, this must be a joke. If not, then it's good that you have enough guts to post yourself here !

Blickerfield93277
Blickerfield93277

pic - #2, thats fucking wrong, grabbing or nevously touching a titty can be completely wrong for a guy, only doing for fun, but doing it intentionally can end up going to jail or facing the severe punishment

Gossard
Gossard

Where is the picture of your taint?

Goliano
Goliano

Oberdada Von Brutal writes:

"At least Pammy has a good heart, unlike some of you here! I am done with you people now."

Promises, promise. But if you're serious, why not make it a twofer and take Pammy with you? Thanks in advance.

OOZIE
OOZIE

This girl looks so depressing. I could totally see her as someone who is suicidal, especially in pic 1.

LARRY
LARRY

Ugly. No. Not cute, why is she trying.

She has that "surprise" face but it doesn't seem to work for her. The guy in the last picture looks like a douche too.

Please, never send your pictures here again.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

LOL man, i can see the WhoreRaat thread wasnt the only one to get way of topic yesterday...

too funny....LOL

Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris

Thanks man, now go do some more speed and tell Pam how awesome she is.

Oberdada Von Brutal
Oberdada Von Brutal

Well, I care about her!! She is the best!! You might think you know her, but you don't! Boy, I pity you people. People, grow up. You don't treat a young woman that way! If you constantly say you don't care about someone, it eventually will break their spirit. At least Pammy has a good heart, unlike some of you here! I am done with you people now.

Goliano
Goliano

Oberdada Von Brutal writes:

"Bare in mind her anorexia, drug addiction and such."

Bare in mind that I don't give a flyin' fuck!

Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris

Böddi, I like to think I understand but I have found the best way to deal with these situations is to be honest with these types of people and not coddle them. She continually freaks the fuck out on everybody and pisses on people who try to help her or give her advice. She goes from 0-100 with no in between. Frankly this behavior has become boring and irritating to myself and I suspect others. If people are hi-jacking her site or if she's bi-polar, I don't care. I tried being nice to her and she pisses on me. She made her bed now she can fucking sleep in it.

Oberdada Von Brutal
Oberdada Von Brutal

Excuse me, you don't know Pam the way I do. She is such a fragile girl.

She is nothing like the way you see her on here. But after reading your comments, I can understand why such a sensitive, young girl could break.

Bare in mind her anorexia, drug addiction and such. I'm just saying,

some feel worse than others, though I'm not putting you all down here.

Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris

Böddi, she is crying over what happens on a website? I rest my case.

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

Pam...Bugging you out of no where? I always bug you when I am around.

Mike Litoris - perfect rant....The one about Pam I mean.

How is Sound of Music offensive? Seriously.

Is it dark in Iceland this time of year?...I thought it was light this time of year in Iceland.

Goliano
Goliano

Oberdada Von Brutal says:

"I was with Pam all night long."

I feel your pain.

Oberdada Von Brutal
Oberdada Von Brutal

I was with Pam all night long. I was as shocked as she was by seeing this.

She is with me now, and she feels awful. You treat her badly also. She is such a good girl. She was crying here. Show her a little respect.

Thank you.

Goliano
Goliano

@249 - Don't let the doorknob hit you on the way out.

me
me

#244 - it's because of jerks like you I can't stand this place!

And Hallery, way to turn against me. This is my VERY last comment,

I hate this place, I am not bipolar, d55. Thanks for .. well, nothing.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

and pam you shouldnt be getting drugged up, its clearly not good for your mind, but also consider your looks. You're a pretty girl, drugs will steal your youth! instead of doing crack or whatev take some Kalms, or some rescue remedy and recognise that not everyone is out to attack you. Then you wouldnt have to pretend that someone hacked your account would you? :)

Hallery
Hallery

Pam - Someone posted a bunch of mean disgusting crap in my book about my body (under your name with that skeleton-I deleted it). Who was that? Is it you? Why would Moe do that to me?

Pam, if that really was not you, I am truly sorry for saying the stuff that I did in your book but I am not really sure what to believe at this point.

No wonder no one wants to submit BLOTD pics to this site anymore. These threads just turn into a free for all nutjob fest.

Oh, and I think that the uncertified bastard is that a-hole, I Speak The Truth. He always hated all women anyway.

Truth Serum
Truth Serum

@ 241 - LMAO - thanks for putting the pics in cronological order... The things chics will do for a pitcher of Old E. or St. Ides

Eve
Eve

Mike is trying to bring some attention to the girl posted here. Sorry dude, she's not interesting at all. Looking like she's about to give hand jobs, chugging a pitcher of beer, taking golden showers...she's still boring as fuck.

dwewe
dwewe

give it up pam. we all know it was you and that ur account never got taken.

me
me

HALLERY WHY ARE YOU DOIN THIS?? I DID NOT CALL YOU NAMES OR WHATEVER YOU SAY! HALLERY I HOPE YOU READ THIS

asdsad
asdsad

who does this boisterous d55 guy think he is anyway? is he always like this to new people? damn i guess they don't ban anyone here like the disclaimer says for bullying.

shame. i liekd ths ite til that ass got in here.

penis too small so picking on people to feel better? i bet u drive a big giant truck too

Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris

That's the dude in pic #2 that's grabbing her tit. The guy she gave the pitcher to. Then in pic #1 she's giving him a hand job with an oven mitt with lines of yayo on it.

me
me

I do not care for bein Pamela again after this happened. I was devastated.

I was drugged up with my pal and we got into a fight, cause of all this.

HONESTLY, SOMEONE TOOK MY NAME. And I saw Hallery write something on my guest book, but I dunno anything about that, Hallery! I got kind of a panic attack here. This site is not for me anymore. Clearly!

B.
B.

No Mike,my guess is she probably gave to the guy sitting next to her so he would "agree" to having sex with her.

rertrtret
rertrtret

@237 yeah after she gave a handjob with the lotion and oven mitt in pic 1

Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris

Do you think this broad actually chugged that whole pitcher of beer? pic#3

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

i like the picture of Dry Bones on her account. i think it's the funniest thing ever, and is the reason i think somebody did jack pams page (that and the blatant password sharing). and with that said. i depart...

d55
d55

233,

yeah yeah yeah *yawn*

Eve
Eve

*You're European.

rewrwer
rewrwer

i never said i didnt write under different name fuckwad. I even said in nmy ffirst resonse to u that i may be pposting as random names (plural for hillbilly rednecks that doont know)

Eve
Eve

@ 228. Youre Europan I guess...in Brazil it's 22h20. Yup, this shit s addictive.

d55
d55

227,

thanks for proving my point one more time...doing nothing but writing under different names LOL...who is the dumb ass

ewrwer
ewrwer

u lost when u said u didnt read my post and then respaonded to the end part. loser. Ur the one that cant lie properly u dumbass. i have no idea who u were referring me to before but i can clearly see why they hate you in the 30 mins i have come to know you jesus christ. does anyone stay on this site longer than a day? so ur a girl huh? i dotn beleieve you anyway

Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris

I hope the BLOTD tomorrow is a boring pig.

Sexy Rexy
Sexy Rexy

Fuck going to bed! Who needs sleep? This shit is addictive!

ewrwertret
ewrwertret

actually genius d55 my post before urs was at 8:55 and urs after was 8:59. i refreshed 5 mins later sounds about right sinc ei was working and refreshed after i finshed the part of the script i was writing u dumbass.