Bastardly Lady of the Day – Priscila

Priscila writes,

Hello.. my name is Priscila.. call me Pri, please. I’m 19 years old
(not a jailbait anymore) and I am brazilian.. so be nice you
bastards!!

Let’s go to the questions……

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I think I’m straight for that.. but give me some Megan Fox.

Do you like your boobs?
For sure. They’re huge!!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Oh God.. my grandpa has 89 years old.. No, That’s gross… $3,000,000 is not enough for that smell and…

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No.. here in brazil it doesn’t happen…

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I really liked Emily.. she’s totally freaky.

What makes you Bastardly?
Doing this.. jesus it makes me a bastardly.. yeahh

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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96 comments
Cecily
Cecily

Bianca, I would love to see some evidence of your supposed gorgeous southern brazilian beauty.

those in the north are more likely to be afro-brazilian....but it is the mix between euro and afro that makes brazilians hot. otherwise they would just look like the portuguese- - -and when i was in portugal, yes the girls had great bodies, but i did not see a SINGLE gorgeous girl. They were all wrong in the face.

Priscila, I would not say you are beautiful or gorgeous. But you are pretty. Yes, you have a big nose, but you have lovely lips. Anyway, your big nose is what makes your face yours and not somebody elses, so don't hate it. Your body is nice- not very brazilian, but nice and womanly and soft. Guys LOVE that kind of body.

C. Esmeralda
C. Esmeralda

HER NOSE IS DISTURBING ME..... THICK PASTY NOSE AND FAT ASS LOL, I love her hair tho ;-)

Eve
Eve

^ The girl is ugly indeed. But you're one big stinking asshole.

Bia
Bia

OH dear Lord, where do I start?

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PLEEEEEEEASE FUGLY BRAZILIAN GIRLS, STOP POSTING PICS HERE!

I'm brazilian too, and you're embarassing me!! You're damn fug, just get a clue! Get a fucking clue!!!

You're fat, you're body looks all wobbly, pasty, you've got saggy tits, daaaamn ugly face (you look like a man) and you look poor. That's right, I said it, you look poor. You look like you live in the north area of Brazil, where the isn't ONE SINGLE HUMAN who is beautiful.

"Pri", pelamordedeus, do you REALLY think you're hot? Well, I'm glad you have such high self esteem, 'cause giiiiirrrrlll... you're gonna need it!

This website isn't called "Bastardly" for nothing, dear.

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Bianca
Bianca

OH dear Lord, where do I start?

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PLEEEEEEEASE FUGLY BRAZILIAN GIRLS, STOP POSTING PICS HERE!

I'm brazilian too, and you're embarassing me!! You're damn fug, just get a clue! Get a fucking clue!!!

You're fat, you're body looks all wobbly, pasty, you've got saggy tits, daaaamn ugly face (you look like a man) and you look poor. That's right, I said it, you look poor. You look like you live in the north area of Brazil, where the isn't ONE SINGLE HUMAN who is beautiful.

"Pri", pelamordedeus, do you REALLY think you're hot? Well, I'm glad you have such high self esteem, 'cause giiiiirrrrlll... you're gonna need it!

This website isn't called "Bastardly" for nothing, dear.

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Ali
Ali

Are you seriously holding your nose underwater? Oh thats just so sexy. Well, as everyone else has said, the sucking in picture looks ridiculous. Since apparently no one in Brazil will tell you who you look like, I will. You look like the fat Kardashian sister.

germ
germ

BLAND 1/5*

Elvira Amritha
Elvira Amritha

You're cute. In some of the pictures you look a bit chubby, but not in the 5th pic

See me no more.
See me no more.

haha I have not been on for ages and I see pams having another strop lol. BLOTD u have really nice hair/eyes.

witz
witz

i wish john would post more. or i should read more comments on this site.

JumpingIsUseless
JumpingIsUseless

Yeah, u can do that urself. Just go to edit ur profile and click the circle next to "Disabled" under "User Guestbook" and then hit submit. Someone had to state the obvious, may as well be me.

Eve
Eve

@ 82. Me and my big mouth...

Hi Pam, I missed you.

biteme
biteme

oh eve, spoke too soon :p

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Moe, please make my guestbook disabled, everyone stay away from me, don't you idiots write in my guest book. EVER

Eve
Eve

@ 78. Apparently Pam took the day off.

Eve
Eve

And to the girl posted here: you need braces STAT. And to go on a diet (22 lbs or 10 kg at least).

ddddddd
ddddddd

Where is everyone today?? seems so quiet.

Eve
Eve

@ 74. Your beloved Alessandra Ambrosio is Brazilian, jackass.

Cara
Cara

I agree with #30 - no need to preface the answer to question #1 with ( basically ) "no homo" .....most of us here could care less about someones sexual orientation.

Ok....pic 5 is laughable. Some girls do try to suck in their stomach, but you get the blue ribbon for making it so obvious.

Anon
Anon

She looks like that handicapped girl who used to play on the Facts of Life.

Doug
Doug

Buttaface! What happened to your face anyway? Looks like you got kicked in the forehead by a donkey and went retarded as a result.

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

Slutty tat, ugly jaw and face, thunder thighs, mr chubby wants to go to sleep now.

McPerv
McPerv

Well I am annoyed by self-congratulatory PhD's who want others to refer to them as "Dr." Even worse are the hyper-pretentious, narcissistic assholes who refer to *themselves* as "Dr.", you aren't supposed to refer to yourself with such titles. Unless I am in your office and you are an MD, shut the fuck up about your title.

So I prefer to be modest about my impressive credentials in the field of titology. I am also an expert in the field of Assology, even though I am self-taught in that regard.

chugingaway
chugingaway

These virgins are confused, don't worry about them.

Hallery
Hallery

You have pretty hair and a nice smile.

john
john

call me Pri,

no

MadMax
MadMax

From what I can tell...

Nice boobs

Love the hair

Cute eyes

Pudgy (as said before, she will be a plumper before you know it)

Big nose (on some shots)

esmeralda
esmeralda

average face,

nice breasts

nice hair

Big Jim Savage
Big Jim Savage

I want to ask you about how your finals went while wearing the same mustard yellow shirt and pant combo that I have worn every single day for the last seven years,

and then,

when you tell me that they went okay,

I want to mention how I went for a test drive in a new Lexus just the other day,

mimicking how I took the turns,

making the sounds of a car in acceleration.

And while I tell you all of this I'm going to gently stroke my own beard, in approximation of how I would touch the downy peach fuzz of your vagina,

a sweet,

sweet vagina,

I'm sure,

one that I would like to rapidly penetrate with my midget-sized meat knife.

me
me

hahah @ #7 that killed me. she looks like the male version of anna paquin.

JumpingIsUseless
JumpingIsUseless

I have to agree that all the pictures after the first one were a bit of a letdown. I wonder what I'm missing in pic 3 and am I the only one surprised by the lack of butt? I mean it's there but looking at the rest of her, it seems like there should be more.

Serafina
Serafina

Anyone else notice that horribly regrettable tat? I'm sure that will look real cute at 50.

McPerv
McPerv

Yes, I have a PhD in Titology, and bigger does not mean better.

Perkiness, proportion to rest of body, and shape are the major factors, though so are nipple placement, size, and color.

Small and perky will always beat large and saggy.

That said, from what I can tell, I like her tits and think she's a cute girl. I would have preferred that she not suck in her belly on pic 5.

Not in your league, d55, but a cute girl.

Starrica
Starrica

Very nice body, mediocre face. She seems a little bland to be "Brazilian"

Big Jim Savage
Big Jim Savage

I want to train you. Explain how the forms should be prepared. Cut and paste a cover letter togther. Print and copy. Cut a check. Get signatures. I want to show you everything.

Stone Cold
Stone Cold

Points for the amount of photo's. The quality is a bit rough, and why can't anyone hold a camera straight anymore.

She's ok (I do love Brazilian women), but she's no where near the top of the honey's that country has to offer. I think I'd have to pass on this one

And thats the bottom line...

JTchicago
JTchicago

Pretty, Dig the eyes. She got sexy junk tho. Digg.

The Riot
The Riot

Nice boobies but da face is butttttttttaaaaaaaa