Karolina Kurkova Brings The Afternoon Links!

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- Pamela Anderson’s Breasts Are Still In Demand [HollywoodTuna]
- Crazy Sex Could Be Hazardous to Your Health [CO-ED Magazine]
- The Amy Winehouse Racist Tapes [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Madonna Hiring Paul McCartney’s Divorce Lawyer [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Drunk driver hits Diddy’s Maybach [Celebslam]
- Animated bastards [The Bastardly Society]

- “Bromance.” Yes, Bromance. [Dlisted]
- Lindsay Lohan selling leggings [Celebitchy]
- Naomi Watts is sex [The Blemish]
- What happened to Tracey E Bregman? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

- De sfeer tijdens Nederland – Italië [Flabber]
- Avril Lavigne is a High Quality Chick [CityRag]
- Kendra Wilkinson is a class act [DerekHail]
- Lionel Gets Assy On Nicole [Celeb Warship]

- Boobs Bouncing In Slow Motion [Unibrow]
- Jessica Alba Can Go Back To The Gym Now [Fatback Media]
- Helena Christensen Topless Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- The Transporter 3 Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And of course…

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d55
d55

i dedicate this special post to the biggest liar on the site named Cathy (commenter #9 on this post):

cathy (k/y/other variations) - Now, i have met some big liars but i have never met anyone who has come up with the biggest, the most creative lies as this bitch has...EVER...sit back and enjoy some of the best quotes from the biggest pathological liar and the most jealous and insecure bitch the bastardly has to offer:

"I KNOW I am wayyyyyy hotter than Halle Berry since I was at the same club as her and guys were staring and hitting on me instead of her. People were shocked at how overrated she is. That includes Jessica Alba and cie too."

There are so many things wrong with that sentence. Assuming this really happened (lol), first of all, who interprets that event as the way this bitch did? Second of all, while trying to convince us that she is hotter than the mentioned women by telling lies, she proves how dumb she is because she is showing how insecure she is since her statement implies it is nobody but people who dictates how she feels about herself.

"I saw this chick [Marissa Miller] TWICE in person, no ass. guys at the club where she was couldnt get over the fact there was about 50 hotter chicks in that club, body and face and all. lol"

yeah, I am sure you were one of those 50 hotter chicks...MM's body alone is 10 times hotter than your entire package.

"Well she [Marissa Miller] is coming to Montreal this week end for the F1 grand prix to club Tribe and I will be there...but already saw her in another club here in montreal and she was tellng some girls that her tits are fake oh and as far as the ass goes, non existant, trust me, I have seen her up close and personel..."

this bitch is a celebrity chaser...months later, she tells me that she isn't a celeb chaser when i called her one simply because she claims to met all these celebs...she says she isnt a celeb chaser and that it is because she has a life unlike me...i am yet to meet one celeb

"the only thing that might be fake is her (Kimbo's) tits otherwise her ass is real... I know people that went to high school with her and she has always had this ass...."

I'm sure you have connections and know those people

(June 13th, 2007)

"Honey, I have had 3 modelling contracts in the last 3 months and I am told very often that I look like a cross between monica bellucci and manuela arcuri but with blue-green eyes...loool...pfff jealous!"

Almost a year later (June 4th, 2008), she showed her pic where she has crooked, black eyes...she will probably say she's wearing contacts in the pic...in addition, lying about the the same ol' modelling offers/contracts...she says she got offered modelling contracts recently AGAIN but she turned them down because her real passion is real estate...those modelling offers/contracts don't seem to stop...how can they when they are all in her head? however, 6 days later, she says:

"yeh i met her [Karolina Kurkova] once when i was on location for a modeling job....had to spend whole day with this bitch shes even more of a bird beak in person and has a horrible personality even marisa miller told me she thought she was the bitchiest out of all the angels and second is alessandra then selita"

what modelling job was she on? This is just sad...very sad...however, click on the link for more laughs, regarding this quote!

http://www.moejackson.com/node/16384#comment-806937

going back a year:

when she is asked to prove she is a model, she says:

"I have said in this and other posts that 3 modelling contracts were offered to me in the last 3-4 months. I didn't say that I have accepted them."

"I didnt say I WAS a model, I got modelling offers but I am not interested...in case you motherfuckin cunts did not know, there a lot of fine women out there who get modelling contracts and refuse because they like their current careers" cuz her real passion is real-estate as she stated recently LMFAO

"you are sooo dying to have post a pic, well I am not one of these desperate hoes..I get enough attention as is, I do not need perverts like you to jerkoff to my pic." "I am not some desperate skank to post my pics like other sluts here." a year later, she posts a pic and tells us to stick around cuz she is gonna post more...that was until i made fun of her ugly ass looks (crooked, nasty black eyes, huge, long nose, a long mouth that the joker from batman would be jealous of...this is all in addition to looking like a 40 year old bitch who has had a lot of botox...sadly, this bitch claims to be 26 LOL)...she took her pic down in less than a min saying it is because she is scared her fiance might see it.

"I do fight injustices, I volonteer at children's hospitals, and I do ANONYMOUS volonteer" yes, it is anonymous because it is in her head and doesn't exist.

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This bitch has fake tits and flat out denies having them no matter how obvious they are (at this point, how can one even be shocked given she is one pathological liar...just because she thinks her tits look natural, she also thinks that they actually are...help yourself out with these posts to see her obsession with fake tits looking natural...as you can see, the insecure bitch is using selective attention and mentioning nothing but tits in the entire thread:

comment 16

www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/10/22/tara-reid-reservation-road-la-prem...

comment 7

www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/08/02/bastardly-breaking-news-tara-reid-...

comment 30

www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/07/17/tara-reid-has-a-mutant-stomach-god...

comment 2

www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/06/12/who-invited-tara-reid-to-18th-annu...

bitch even thinks kimbo's tits (obviously fake) look real so of course she thinks her own pair looks real, too

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The diagnosis: the patient is a pathological liar and seems to be addicted to lying, as well...as we can see, she keeps contradicting herself constantly as it is hard to remember your own lies...lying about sofia vergara's big natural tits because hers are nasty and fake (i believe she has her plastic, silicon balls that she calls tits either taken out or downgraded as her latest posts defend small boobs)...coming up with lies about marissa miller's boobs and ass because she either saw them in person or heard Marissa Miller saying to the girl next to her that her boobs were fake or had an inside source that allowed her to know the real deal in order to justify her lies/personal opinions and make people believe them, as well...this insecure (understatement), jealous bitch who pours mental illness out of her every pore claims to have seen both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie in person. She says Angelina Jolie is ugly in person but Jennifer Aniston is very pretty and is just not photogenic. When I did not agree with her, she started saying i must be an ugly, fat ass from Louisana. To prove her wrong, i told her that unlike her, i had the guts to show myself and that i had pix on my profile. She instantly started attacking my looks, calling my body crooked and deformed. She right away uploaded a pic of hers of which i made fun, which was taken down in a minute. In her demented mind, she created a competition between us. It is funny how she thought she was going to be drooled over as she initially said she was going to upload more pix. This troll had the guts to call me jealous when all i did was give my personal opinion on her looks. Interestingly, all she did was prove how jealous she was by attacking my looks first out of nowhere, which automatically gave me the permission to attack hers. When you come across this mental bitch, be alarmed, and remember not take her seriously. She also posts as "Jason" (a man who has been with headturning women; a man, who is not bald, ugly nor fat) and tries to convince me that i am not hot

Godfreak
Godfreak

Karolina is beautiful n only idiots dont understand her beauty, shes one of the most beautiful girls from Czech man! Marissa better fuck off coz ur the most unapealing vs angel ever!! u were lucky.dont ever call Karolina or Alessandra bitch!!

d55
d55

this hairdo really suits KK...she looks very different and doll-like...and oh my fucking god...cathy is fucking mental...holyshitttttttttttt...i cant even laugh...i feel sorry for this bitch!

Honey
Honey

Whoa.....damn....I did huh?

Good times.

Merciful Jesus....How high was I????

I gotta get my ass to church.

Sir Percy of Scandia
Sir Percy of Scandia

Honey, if i remember correctly you did more than just hold that can of whip cream. as matter of fact you did a lot of things i previously thought to be humanly impossible. and you did play that with KK and lima. then 3 hours later when we were finished you three all at the same time said "No Sir Percy, please don't leave daddy. we can't live without you." i remember. i remember. see ya backstage at the next VS runway show.

MadMax
MadMax

Rule #1. Don't chop off all your hair if your face looks like this.

Rule #2. If your face looks like this with long hair, use low light.

Honey
Honey

LMFAO....I was there too, remember? I offered to hold the whip cream and Adriana asked me to lick it off her but I said no...I dont play that. Then Karolina said "you should just watch" and I said cool...if Sir Perc stays I'll stay!

Crazy bitch..lol

rina
rina

She is a real lady. B lackC enturyC om

Anonymoose
Anonymoose

The nose isn't that bad. I only notice it when everyone else comments on it. I just concentrate on those nice eyes, infinitely long legs and nice torso. MMMMM...

jennyla
jennyla

Hi Karolina. Thanks for bringing the afternoon links. Don't listen to them, I like your nose.

Sir Percy of Scandia
Sir Percy of Scandia

the whole beak nose thing...you guys are CRAZY. KK is like texas pete...HOT!!!

Sir Percy of Scandia
Sir Percy of Scandia

i played ball with her dad aka the terminator and she was there. she was super cool and not bitchy at all. Karolina told me that the only angel she can stand is Adriana. she said that during the VS runway show she and Adriana undress each other with the mouths. she didn't offer me a modeling contract but she did offer to let me see her O face.

Hallery
Hallery

But seriously, Cathy, WTF?

Hallery
Hallery

There's the pot calling the kettle black! LMFAO!

JTchicago
JTchicago

Hey, Beauty is in our faults. Beak nose or big smile. If it fits the person, it's all good.

esmeralda
esmeralda

i normally dont like her but i think she looks good here, beak nose and all....

JTchicago
JTchicago

Who cares about their drama.

It's all good
It's all good

Seriously Victoria's Secret can do way better than her.

highroller
highroller

no no no dantay this is surely not a joke you must understand that cathy is a very ill girl....for all we know she isnt even aware of her lies she really thinks that she is friends wit marisa and that she has met karolina.

please i encourage everyone ro have sympathy for cathy because all is surely not well with her. If she insist on not taking up medical help then together we will have to try to knitt her brain back in to order so she can think like a normal human being once more.

Mr. Sinister
Mr. Sinister

pic #12 looks like she gonna bite that guy's frikin head off with those giant chompers

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

if #9 is a joke... then it's the type of joke that needs explaination (you know...? the not funny kind). more momentary lapse of sanity if anything...

dantay2
dantay2

sometimes I wonder how she became a vs model.....

@ 15 i think cathy meant that as a joke there is now way its serious

Anon1
Anon1

Usually not a fan of airbrushing, but they have softened her beak rather nicely here, made her classy looking.

omega
omega

ROFL

if Mariah, of all divas, thinks you are a bitch, God have mercy on your soul.

hahahahaha

highroller
highroller

@9 wow....ive jus diagnosed you with pathological lying LOL

now I dont normally post anymore but that comment was way to fucked up to let it jus slip away i would of proceeded to insult u but its clear you are ill mentally

*sigh* another lying bitch....

omega
omega

Her nose is the worst feature of her face.

I have seen other models with worse buck, rabbit teeth.........

(or just bad teeth in general)

but hey as a model, you are not paid to smile, just stare.

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

i bummed into nick cannon the other day (well he phoned me) and he said salita was the No.1 Angel bitch. mariah carey agreed.

JTchicago
JTchicago

Pretty girl. Freaking tall. Legs up to my nose (Hmmmmmm)

cathyk
cathyk

yeh i met her once when i was on location for a modeling job....had to spend whole day with this bitch shes even more of a bird beak in person and has a horrible personality even marisa miller told me she thought she was the bitchiest out of all the angels and second is alessandra then selita

Leni
Leni

I can't hate on her, horse teeth or not she's way above average and her body is bangin, 9/10

delivered
delivered

can't wait to see what cruel comment d55 would have for this one lol

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

There is something cold and mannish on her.

Honey
Honey

She looks REALLY beautiful in pics 9 and 10.

3
3

Naomi Watts is the most beautiful woman in the world.

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

her teeth are buck as hell. i doubt she could give good head without leaving some kinda of teeth burn on your cock. it must be like you're being sucked of by damp stones (too much...? bad analogy...?)