Bastardly Lady of the Day – Calia

I’m 21y/o Calia [kay-LEE-uh] and I wanna be a Bastardly Lady of the Day! So lets bring on them questions Moe/Jackson/Whoeverr!!!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Rachel Bilson ~ Lady in the street, freak in the bed!!/Halle Berry ~ Just ‘cuz its Ms. Berry.

Do you like your boobs?
Yeah, I love my entire body!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Haha yes that’s enough to jump start my telenovela career. ;)

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Some guy said I look like this random turkish singer, and another said Dulce Maria. I don’t see the Dulce, tho.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Nah, I’m sure they have balls. Whoa, that didn’t come out right…

What makes you Bastardly?
I think I’m Bastardly because: A) If I do anything I do it bigger and better than the rest B) I can drink anyone under the table C) My parents never were married.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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Bubble
Bubble

Nice upper body. That's about it.

RedPeony
RedPeony

I bet your mother would be so proud of you if she saw what you were doing with that camera phone she bought you.

**tsk tsk tsk***

dude
dude

yo, you look like a slut. but you have a good ass.

oh, your bf/fiance/preggers, looks so ugly.

Mr. Nice Guy formerly Mr. Bygg
Mr. Nice Guy formerly Mr. Bygg

You guys are fucking funny.

She's hot, and whats even hotter is she can handle her own and she doesn't need you to smash spiders or take out the trash. 'Nuff said.

Oh and, just because she 'bangs' doesn't mean she's run of the mill gangstah.

Calia, I love you!

RNDMPRSN
RNDMPRSN

Hey KA-LEE-UH, whats the "B" for; Bloomington? Border Bandit? Nah ur most likely some 909 trick.

Ur sooo hard it's scurry! I never saw a gangsta in Uggs before!

Too bad me and the rest of the Bastard community will be supporting u and your 5 kids and Un-employment receiving-ass baby daddy with our taxes. You could possibly be a decent trophy wife living in Fontucky or Rancho, maybe even my mistress. But instead ur going to be fat, and screwed up in the head living the "thug life"!

Another waste of ass!

You mom sucks...she should have swallowed you.

SuperDave
SuperDave

Is it safe to go to boystown again?

C. Esmeralda
C. Esmeralda

yo Calia, stop defending your self bitch, enjoy the nasty comments ;-) lol

Megan
Megan

Cellphone photos are atrocious. You do have a good body. You really need to just stop going through that damn myspace phase

Kimia
Kimia

It took me too long to finally see your face, but I wasn't disappointed. You have gorgeous features and are different. Me likey.

McPerv
McPerv

I think that was a joke. I would have guessed so even without the wink.

Tyrone
Tyrone

"Other than that thanks for the nice comments! You guys are the greatest!"

And you're still ugly. And from the sounds of it, not too bright either.

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

Does that mean your ass is still intact? Hard to believe.

Jenna
Jenna

Page 6, is that an extra nipple?

Sir Percy of Scandia
Sir Percy of Scandia

good choice...i probably would have went the jumped in path too.

so you're really a gangsta...you've got the be the prettiest gangsta ever. i take that back 'pac was a good lookin dude. R.I.P. 'pac. but you're a close 2nd. you're like a puerto rican james bond femme fatale. and if the streets don't work out you can always turn to McPerv. i think he might have a thing for you.

d55
d55

what's wrong with defending yourself when you're jumped?

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"And I wasn't fucked in, I was jumped and I'll say I did a damn fine job against them. ;)"

And your proud of this?

I hope you end up in prison, then we'll see how tough you are, and you are ghetto, anybody proud of this gangsta BS, is ghetto, enjoy prison, there you can get jumped in everyday or you can get fucked in if you prefer, by the guards and gals.

Calia
Calia

Thanks McPerv.

Ugly Model, set yourself on fire and then see if your issues with me are solved.

First Lady, LOL. I'd sever my pinky finger before I do anal.

And ghetto? Not by a long shot.

And I wasn't fucked in, I was jumped and I'll say I did a damn fine job against them. ;)

Other than that thanks for the nice comments! You guys are the greatest!

d55
d55

ok, further research shows you have no booty whatsoever...still nice body, though

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

Pic 9, the epitome of silliness. Stupid mug as well.

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

Nasty ho with equally stupid friends making obscene signs. The little slut obviously begs for it, just look at pic 2, I bet she has already experienced multiple gangbangs.

Lt. Earp
Lt. Earp

Much, much better then what's been on here. Nice selection of pics and she had the sense to make most of them bikini pics. Very pretty eyes. I'm not to crazy about the lip ring. I hope this girls is a sign that we are going to be getting some better looking ladies on here.

McPerv
McPerv

And a bit of serious advice. You are a pretty girl. Dump the loser, clean yourself up, learn proper grammar, and you can have a guy with money, you'll have an easy life.

Or continue to hang out with loser gangster wanna-bes and you'll have no future.

McPerv
McPerv

I want you, I love you. Dude in pic 12 is a fag.

Doug
Doug

I was having serious doubts before I saw pic 8. My pole has risen.

First Lady Laura Bush
First Lady Laura Bush

Honey, there are a few things we need to know. Number one, do you swallow ? You look like you do. If not, you better start soon, because when you start working at the strip club in 2 months, you'll need a way to get rid of the DNA quick as the Task Force kicks in the door, so no one knows you were giving $50 mouth jobs in the Champagne Room. Second, anal ? That's a stupid question. All the chicks your age give up the ass. It's the single greatest thing about readily available internet porn - you all think it's a required part of doing it.

Lambo59
Lambo59

She got a little Kimmi K going on. Probally after you hit it you have to take on her pencil neck boyfriend. d55 maybe right about a nice car may give you a chance to hit it. No feet shots, but after Tuesday blotd anything look smoking hot.

Elvira Amritha
Elvira Amritha

For somekind of reason your whole manner, pose and pictures give me the idea that you're not 18 yet - not by a long shot.

1/5 stars

AsianSensation
AsianSensation

I see your kind all over So. Cal ;-/. Surely too ghetto for me but you sure got a smoking body ;-).

Paul
Paul

Yep, too gangsta for my taste. Sexy, in a 21-year old Latina kind of way, but she looks mean and nasty and ghetto.

Dr. Throbenstein
Dr. Throbenstein

Picture 10 indicates what the scene looked like right before the gang bang broke out.

BlueEyedAngel
BlueEyedAngel

YOU'RE JUST TOO TRASHY, GHETTO AND SLUTTLY LOOKING. G'S LIKE YOU COME A DIME A DOZEN.

Sir Percy of Scandia
Sir Percy of Scandia

why is everyone trying to tell her to get a new man and friends?

a wise man once said, "DON'T SAVE HER, SHE DON'T WANNABE SAVED"

Sir Percy of Scandia
Sir Percy of Scandia

"yeah I bang get the fuck over it"

bang like Malibu's Most Wanted? jk. i'm sure i'd let you kick my ass...and like it.

Giuseppe Madre
Giuseppe Madre

Pic 11 title: "Show us the size of your butthole"

I like the first 7 pics where she covered her face or had blurry pics, because when that first full on face pic popped up POW!!!! I had to turn away from the screen for a few minutes. Mama Mia that was scarey.

In summary, big nose, ugly face, belly paunch, ugly friends (but not ugly enough to make her look like the good looking one in the bunch), and what's up with the black/mexican/terrorist gardener in pic #12?

Final score, and I'm being generous here....0 out of 5 stars.

Wisco
Wisco

Gorgeous for sure. But I think less makeup and losing the too-long airbrushed '90s nails would make a huge improvement.

MadMax
MadMax

I love how you ignore me. That's kinda sexy.

Calia
Calia

Not my boyfriend! MY BROTHER!!!!

Kay Lee Yah
Kay Lee Yah

Definitely bastardly, very hot. But you gotta ditch the skanky beau. Bastardly girls can trick up better classes of meat than that fug u r dating/fucking.

BTW, again, for future BLOTDs: NO PIX OF YOUR DRUNKIE FRIENDS!!! (exceptions made for the lesbo shot in the mix, that's ok).

Calia
Calia

John - suuuuuure.

Greasy - Haha. Thanks I guess.

d55 - Thanks babe!

Jenna - When did I say I was?

Damage Inc. - ...

bastardism - I'm Puerto Rican, sugar.

Buck Nasty - what the hell is a guidette??! And no, not at the same time

Thanks kiddies!

bastardism
bastardism

you look like an easy indian/pakistani chick from lesta, i'll watch but not poke!

DAMAGE Inc.
DAMAGE Inc.

NOT MY TYPE!!! but I will gladly laugh at YOU!!!!!

HA H AH AH HA HA H AH HA HA H AH HA H AH..........................

little SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MadMax
MadMax

Quit sucking up. She already said she has a bf and has only been with two guys.

john
john

I've been with 2 guys...

then you aren't better than any girl i've ever fucked

sorry calia

greasy
greasy

smokin body

nice lips

nice face

nice hair

nice ass

take a few more pics without your hair in your face

have someone take the pics for you next time

the gang stuff is ...ridiculously stupid

I wanna put my cummy in your tummy

d55
d55

not beautiful but very exotic and eye-catching...very hot hair...nice body from what i can see but you have slut written all over you...look like an extremely easy lay that any guy with an expensive car could fuck