I’m 21y/o Calia [kay-LEE-uh] and I wanna be a Bastardly Lady of the Day! So lets bring on them questions Moe/Jackson/Whoeverr!!!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Rachel Bilson ~ Lady in the street, freak in the bed!!/Halle Berry ~ Just ‘cuz its Ms. Berry.
Do you like your boobs?
Yeah, I love my entire body!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Haha yes that’s enough to jump start my telenovela career.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Some guy said I look like this random turkish singer, and another said Dulce Maria. I don’t see the Dulce, tho.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Nah, I’m sure they have balls. Whoa, that didn’t come out right…
What makes you Bastardly?
I think I’m Bastardly because: A) If I do anything I do it bigger and better than the rest B) I can drink anyone under the table C) My parents never were married.
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