Adriana turned 27 today & who’s gonna get the best birthday gift of all?
Marko Jaric, of course.
The bastard will be having birthday sex w/ one of the sexiest chicas in the biz later tonight. Once again, life just isn’t fair, damn it.
Bastardly sources are claiming that Marko Jaric might use the occasion to pop the big question before or after diving into a long session of tantric Adriana Lima Birthday Sex. If I were Marko, I’d pop that shit out right before & then proceed to have some of the best sex known to man. Then again, that’s just all fantasy…
Here’s a tribute video: