Hef & His Bitches @ 36th AFI Life Achievement Award

L-R: Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt

Hugh Hefner’s love mould

Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend gave him a chocolate mould of her butt for his birthday.

The 82-year-old Playboy magazine mogul, who has three live-in lovers, was thrilled to receive the elaborate “chocolate starfish” from girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson.

She said: “We gave him chocolate body parts. We moulded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all.

“I moulded my a**, so I could call it ‘chocolate starfish’. It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle.” [NZ City]

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Pajek
Pajek

You see you have totally missed my point here. I'm talking about having a loving family to take care of you, and you respond by telling me about some 'fat ass nurse'. That doesn’t make sense. You are on your late 40's not on your late 80's (that’s 40 years difference if you haven’t noticed) and like I said until your mid 50's pussy actually does matter. With regard to your friends I must say that you just present the one (bad) side of the coin (divorce, child support, etc...). What if I told you I know of people that are VERY happily married? You should know that the fact that two people don’t have sex doesn’t necessarily mean they hate each other...in a time of need they will still support each other (I've seen that happen). Anyway, whatever you say won’t change the FACT that sex in NOT a PRIORITY for a man after 70. When you can actually see the fucking GRIM REAPER coming, without using binoculars, getting a blowjob should be the least of your worries.

goinggaga
goinggaga

Pajek: Problem is, if you do end up living that long, some fat ass nurse at a nursing home will be wiping your ass. Not sure how old you are, but i'm in my late 40's and have done very will financially, and pussy means every bit to me now as it did 20-30 years ago. Currenly i'm w/ a 21 year old women, we have been in a relationship for nearly 2 years now. We have sex nearly every day and i don't see things changing much after i turn 50. My friends, a lot of them who are married, are in sexless relationships, divorce is too much of a hassle, esp. w/ child support, alimony, etc, even though they too have money, would give their left nut to live like me.

Pajek
Pajek

First of all I know he was married to another playmate (even more beautiful than these plastic bimbos). But you are wrong in saying that "if he wanted, he could have stayed married" WE cannot know exactly why he got separated (as far as I know he's still married to her, and how fucked up is that for a brilliant man?). Second I didnt say that he WILL go broke tomorrow or that he is about to...I wanted to point out the fact that in the unlikely event that he will, he would be left all alone in a matter of secs. Of course he chose it, that doesnt mean anything though...My main point is that other than his money, Hef has nothing to be envied for. When you're 20 to 50 money and pussy does matter and its ok to have plenty of both, after that only a loving family can give you what you REALLY NEED. TRUST me on that. And if you (all of you) think thats bullshit and all that matters is pussy even when you're 80yo then we really live in a fucked up world. And of course you cant be serious by saying "none of that would feel akward or funny". Give me a break here, a 25 year old sucking off and fucking a guy 60! SIXTY! years older that her? Thats the definition of akward...I mean, its practically illegal for a 18 year old guy to fuck a 17 year old girl but all of you ADMIRE a man that fucks women 60 years younger...O Tempora O Mores! Cheers!

goinggaga
goinggaga

Pajek: First, Hef is a brilliant man. The chances of him going broke tomorrow is the same as tiger woods forgetting how to swing a golf club.

Also, Hef does have 2 kids and his ex-wife that live next door. if he wanted, he could have stayed married or been really active in his kids life. So he CHOOSE rather to spend time w/ sexy ass young women instead who are willing to fulfill every sexual desire he has. maybe screwing at his age might be a little akward But i'm sure they still suck his dick and have their pussies sucked and suck on those titties of theirs. none of that would feel akward or funny.

endlessly
endlessly

I think Holly is the best looking one of the three and shes also got the best body

Pajek
Pajek

^26^ LOL! You're as much ignorant as you're funny...Me likes 8D If you dont get it I'm not going to explain it to you. Some situations you got to experience on your own to understand and appreciate their true meaning. Lets just say that personally, when (IF) I get 80, I would prefer to have a woman my age next to me that would be willing to wipe my ass, rather than a bimbo that would let me fuck hers to buy her a diamond. You obviously havent entered that phase in your life when YOU have to look after your parents and not vise versa...Just answer the following question: What will happen to this happy guy if tomorrow wakes up and hasnt got a fucking dollar in the bank? Who is going to look after him when he shits his pants and cries for his meds? Kendra? The thing here is that you're trying to be witty (nothing wrong with that) and I'm being serious (maybe too much for this site or for you).

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Also keep in mind that fucking is good up to a certain age...then it just gets akward and funny.

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And I see you would like to visit our fabulous Greek Islands as well. Good for you! You couldnt have chosen a better place to spend the summer.

Enjoy!

Player
Player

Yeah this guy is completely miserable!

Pajek
Pajek

^24^ - I really dont know where to start here...When you're 80 y.o you are not supposed to be 'banging fine asses' you're supposed to spend time with your children and grandchildren in your cottage by the lake. At least thats how I dream I will be IF I live that long. I have said before that -in reality- Hef HAS to be a very miserable old-fart. Just imagine being surrounded by a flok of bitches that are willing to suck your wrinkled cock and fuck you, just to get their hands into your wallet and your fortune. That is an outright wrong and depressing thought.

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@ Player

"This man is a legend and I am sure he can care less what people think!"

AGREED. But that doesnt mean that he is happy or that he should be envied. In my eyes this guy is a fucking loser. All he's got is his money. And people that want his money. Trust me you wouldnt want to be in this mans shoes. The only thing I am jealous of this old-fart is the fact that he doesnt have to go to a state hospital for his check up and he can affort the best doctors out there. I am sure that in my 80's I couldnt care less about pussy but I would be very concerned about my health and the ability of my doctor to provide me with the best treatment.

P.S

I find it very strange that most, if not all, the people in this site call every BLOTD a whore if she says yes in the 3mil/grandpa question and no one has pointed out the fact that these bitches are the sleaziest whores on this planet for fucking this derelict for his money. Really, really weird.

goinggaga
goinggaga

Right on 23. Hef is the luckiest guy on the planet. To be banging 3 fine ASS women at ANY age let alone at 82 is just unreal.

Married Men Are Great Fucks
Married Men Are Great Fucks

Because they are usually so sex starved and sick of their fat, over the hill, wives. Seventy five percent of married men cheat! Seventy five percent! That is the majority of married men who are doing it with someone else, so deal with it. A-Hole is just pointing out the obvious. What an uptight nag you must be. Your husband is probably out cheating on you right now!

Player
Player

If I was ever lucky to bang chicks at his age I would be popping Viagra like tic-tacs too. Even if the women were twice the age of H-K-orB I would still do it. The guy is in his 80's cmon what red blooded male doesn't consider that a fantasy bordering a miracle. This man is a legend and I am sure he can care less what people think!

shilo
shilo

damn there are a lot of up tight people on here. Am I the only person who knows A-hole is joking? dumb asses.

Sir Alexander Fleming
Sir Alexander Fleming

I heard some pubes were still stuck in the mould when she presented it to Hugh, but that old fuck didn't even notice. It was like a chocolate starfish waxing.

Marrgie
Marrgie

Nasty old wanker and bloody hos.

enchillada
enchillada

There is no shortage of whores in this world.

Chelsea
Chelsea

Kendra's looking...odd. She looks much older than her 23 years. Just say no to too much sun and 80+ year old dick, ladies.

A- hole extrodinairre
A- hole extrodinairre

shit it was YOUR husband huh? whoopsie..

uncertified chicken shit! BAAAAAAAAA you little sheep.

Mundo
Mundo

I wonder how many Viagra pills he downs each day?

Player
Player

Kendra easily has the best body! The are all annoying but the truth is whenever you watch there show -GND - its tough to stop. Bridget seems the most down to earth.

no comment
no comment

he has to be bored of these girls by now! get a couple of new hussies hugh!

jennyla
jennyla

I said it before, and i'll say it again, I thik they're all psychopaths. Sexy psychopaths.

Hallery
Hallery

Buck, I agree that Bridget has the best body of all three but I think Holly has the prettiest face. Kendra just annoys me. Why do they all bleach their hair like that? I mean, it's not just highlights it's totally white in Kendra and Holly's case. It looks awful.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

I admit that watching Mr.Nice Guy formerly Mr Bygg jerking off, watching you sleep with you bosses son in law at work, on the couch,in his office is one of my guiltiest pleasures.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Let's pan from left to right,1. Dumb as a box of rocks/nice tits. 2. Old as a box of Dinosaur bones/couldn't fuck jello with Viagra/best job in the world. 3.Nice fake cans/I would kill her if she spoke. 4. Best overall body & cutest face of the three.

Mr. Nice Guy formerly Mr. Bygg
Mr. Nice Guy formerly Mr. Bygg

I admit that watching you sleep with your bosses son in law at work on the couch in his office is one of my guiltiest pleasures.

Honey
Honey

LMAO!! dirty, dirty girl!!

A- hole extrodinairre
A- hole extrodinairre

I admit that watching "the girls next door" is one of my

guiltiest of pleasures.. that is, besides sleeping with the boss's son in law at work...cough cough.. on the couch in his office.