Flashback: Angelina Jolie & A Horse Make Photo Shoot Love. Ow!

This one goes out to the Bastardly Freaky Bastards Community.

Angelina Jolie’s ‘high-school’ love

Angelina Jolie is going through a “high school phase” by dating Brad Pitt, her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton has claimed. The actor-and-singer has mocked Angelina’s relationship with Brad, insisting his ex-wife will soon “wake up” and leave him.

Billy Bob said: “She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time.” He added at the launch of his new album with The Boxmasters: “Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though.” Billy Bob married Angelina in 2000 after they met on the movie set for ‘Pushing Tin’. [China Daily]

  • Dethspec

    Billy Bob was the High School phase.

  • (Uncertified Bastard)

    Enough of this disgusting attention whore. Not only has she shown she is into incest, she has shown she is into beastiality as well. Her father was right, she needs mental help. Or maybe she just a reality check- She’s not interesting or “different”, just pretends to be for attention and needs to shut her ugly man face up and go away.

  • pstroyer

    Jolie = HOT. Especially in her prime.

  • concubine

    I never knew she had a sister

  • Leni

    Denise and Angelina should do a photoshoot, that would be nice đŸ™‚

  • Avenging Fist of Mediocrity

    I think Bill Bob is right… it is obvious that Angie and the Bradster don’t have a real, deep, committed relationship. You know, the kind that involves scrawling a name in blood across your clothes during your marriage or wearing a vial of your lover’s blood as a fashion accessory. This non-bloody relationship with Brad is based on what, raising children together? How the hell is that going to last?

  • Rhonda

    Maybe Denise Richards adopted him. She collects animals like Angelina collects children.

  • Rhonda

    That would be hot.


    she must like them well hung…she would love me!

  • Richard-Schlichting

    If you mean what I think you mean concubine…LMAO!

  • concubine

    tehe thanks

  • Bugs on the Windshield

    I would hate to be Jennifer Aniston… it must suck having to watch your ex-husband leaving you for a beautiful woman like Jolie.

  • Richard-Schlichting

    She probably didn’t even say goodbye to the poor horse…Just used him for his beauty and left….Poor horsey.

  • d55

    this is an extremely nasty photo shoot…and her ex sounds jealous

  • Weenieroast

    I didn’t know Jennifer Aniston read the bastardly.

  • Nocturna

    i always knew she was useless

  • (Uncertified Bastard)


  • spooge

    Morons. You do know there are other whores out there that have brown hair, light eyes, fat lips, tattoos… and love to fuck right? Some even have tongue rings and… best yet… no adopted children to wake you up whining about cartoons and cocoa pebbles. She does love horse cock though, it’s pretty clear. The side saddle scenes from Lara Croft take on a whole new meaning.

    PS Billy Bob was her “elementary school gym teacher phase”.

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  • AlinaMaria

    VERY strange. Love them boobies though.


    shes such a freak.. but that just makes her that much hotter

  • Jenna

    Damn, I wish I was that horse. She just reeks of animalistic sex.

  • Flake

    She’s hot but wtf is up with this photoshoot?

  • lorin

    youve guessed james havens secret! *gasp*

    :-p i think the horse would be offended to be related to her, cant you see the bored expression in the last picture? she/hes thinking, “bitch, please.”

    maybe billy bob said it was just a face.
    “shes just going through a high school face.”

    judging by braddydaddys face these days, shes probably almost done.

  • Blickerfield93277

    the horse looks nice, and shes fucking hot too! and kentucky are famous for horses for kentucky derby

  • jennyla

    This is so fucking stupid.

  • ifyou’reintothatsortofthing

    Luckiest horse on the planet. I wonder if they made “My mouth was in Angelina Jolie’s Boobs” glue out of the horse.

  • Sir Percy of Scandia

    yo they should have got angie instead of ol harry potter for that horse play.

  • Larry B.

    Lucky fucking horse!!

  • Goliano

    A match made in horse heaven.

  • angela

    Well…she looks good. She rarely takes bad pictures.

  • jebooisdelawd!

    i pity the whore’s biological children. brad pitt’s a metromangina for impregnating and marrying this fucked in the head cunt.

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  • secret

    Brad didn’t marry her yet. did he? Gosh! what an idiot.

  • secret

    Jennifer Aniston is a decent woman, she is not at all unhappy to see his ex being used by a slut. Last laugh will always be with Jen.