Flashback: Angelina Jolie & A Horse Make Photo Shoot Love. Ow!

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Angelina Jolie’s ‘high-school’ love

Angelina Jolie is going through a “high school phase” by dating Brad Pitt, her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton has claimed. The actor-and-singer has mocked Angelina’s relationship with Brad, insisting his ex-wife will soon “wake up” and leave him.

Billy Bob said: “She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time.” He added at the launch of his new album with The Boxmasters: “Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though.” Billy Bob married Angelina in 2000 after they met on the movie set for ‘Pushing Tin’. [China Daily]

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secret
secret

Brad didn't marry her yet. did he? Gosh! what an idiot.

secret
secret

Jennifer Aniston is a decent woman, she is not at all unhappy to see his ex being used by a slut. Last laugh will always be with Jen.

joey
joey

These photos remind me why Angelina Jolie was so hot. Wait, she still is hot!

Big Cock
Big Cock

If I was the horse I would have thrown on a hefty bag and gone for it. Yee ha!

slefy mao
slefy mao

love it! hello people, the horse wasn't hurt!!!:))))) great photos, beautiful nature, beautiful horse, beautiful human. ;)lighten'up :D

CATHY R.
CATHY R.

ANGELINA SHOULD OF BEEN PUNCHED AND KICKED IN THE FACE,FOR THAT PHOTO.

B
B

ROFL!

jebooisdelawd!
jebooisdelawd!

i pity the whore's biological children. brad pitt's a metromangina for impregnating and marrying this fucked in the head cunt.

angela
angela

Well...she looks good. She rarely takes bad pictures.

Goliano
Goliano

A match made in horse heaven.

Sir Percy of Scandia
Sir Percy of Scandia

yo they should have got angie instead of ol harry potter for that horse play.

spooge
spooge

Morons. You do know there are other whores out there that have brown hair, light eyes, fat lips, tattoos... and love to fuck right? Some even have tongue rings and... best yet... no adopted children to wake you up whining about cartoons and cocoa pebbles. She does love horse cock though, it's pretty clear. The side saddle scenes from Lara Croft take on a whole new meaning.

PS Billy Bob was her "elementary school gym teacher phase".

ifyou'reintothatsortofthing
ifyou'reintothatsortofthing

Luckiest horse on the planet. I wonder if they made "My mouth was in Angelina Jolie's Boobs" glue out of the horse.

jennyla
jennyla

This is so fucking stupid.

Blickerfield93277
Blickerfield93277

the horse looks nice, and shes fucking hot too! and kentucky are famous for horses for kentucky derby

lorin
lorin

youve guessed james havens secret! *gasp*

:-p i think the horse would be offended to be related to her, cant you see the bored expression in the last picture? she/hes thinking, "bitch, please."

maybe billy bob said it was just a face.

"shes just going through a high school face."

judging by braddydaddys face these days, shes probably almost done.

Flake
Flake

She's hot but wtf is up with this photoshoot?

Jenna
Jenna

Damn, I wish I was that horse. She just reeks of animalistic sex.

CARCAR
CARCAR

shes such a freak.. but that just makes her that much hotter

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

VERY strange. Love them boobies though.

Avenging Fist of Mediocrity
Avenging Fist of Mediocrity

I think Bill Bob is right... it is obvious that Angie and the Bradster don't have a real, deep, committed relationship. You know, the kind that involves scrawling a name in blood across your clothes during your marriage or wearing a vial of your lover's blood as a fashion accessory. This non-bloody relationship with Brad is based on what, raising children together? How the hell is that going to last?

Dethspec
Dethspec

Billy Bob was the High School phase.

Nocturna
Nocturna

i always knew she was useless

Bugs on the Windshield
Bugs on the Windshield

I would hate to be Jennifer Aniston... it must suck having to watch your ex-husband leaving you for a beautiful woman like Jolie.

RNDMPRSN
RNDMPRSN

she must like them well hung...she would love me!

Rhonda
Rhonda

That would be hot.

concubine
concubine

I never knew she had a sister

Leni
Leni

Denise and Angelina should do a photoshoot, that would be nice :)

Rhonda
Rhonda

Maybe Denise Richards adopted him. She collects animals like Angelina collects children.

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

She probably didn't even say goodbye to the poor horse...Just used him for his beauty and left....Poor horsey.

pstroyer
pstroyer

Jolie = HOT. Especially in her prime.

Weenieroast
Weenieroast

I didn't know Jennifer Aniston read the bastardly.

d55
d55

this is an extremely nasty photo shoot...and her ex sounds jealous

(Uncertified Bastard)
(Uncertified Bastard)

Enough of this disgusting attention whore. Not only has she shown she is into incest, she has shown she is into beastiality as well. Her father was right, she needs mental help. Or maybe she just a reality check- She's not interesting or "different", just pretends to be for attention and needs to shut her ugly man face up and go away.

Weenieroast
Weenieroast

She can do no wrong, in my opinion. Billy Bob needs to lay off the moonshine. (though, I agree with DrTentacle, his statements could be out of context)

Guillermo
Guillermo

Photos are weird, but she's freakin' hot!

Player
Player

I agree with the strange part, it wasn't too long ago she was french kissing her brother and riding Billy Bob. But then again isn't all of Hollywood strange...some more than others...

Honey
Honey

I'm would not be surprised if she practiced beastiality.

Bitch is outside her mind...lol!

I wish she was still this hot.

DrTentacle
DrTentacle

Billy Bob is a funny funny guy. And a suprisingly smart one at that. (come on, raising a family is just a 'phase'?!?!) I keep thinking the gutter media is just taking a joke out of context to create a fake conflict to exploit.

In fact, I trust to not do anything BUT that.

As far as the photoshoot... I can't tell who is having more fun, Angie or the horse hehe.

Pajek
Pajek

In pic3 there is some serious horse motorboating going on... 8D

Rhonda
Rhonda

For a woman so beautiful, she's so strange.

Leni
Leni

I try not to see the horse, Angie is damn hot tho