Kelly Brook Spices Up The Lunch Time! God D-D-Daayum!

Alan Strutt is the Bastardly Genius behind this shoot. Damn him.

EXCLUSIVE: Flirty Billy Zane’s wild night picking up women…

Billy Zane spent a wild evening attempting to pick up women behind Kelly Brook’s back, Mail Online can reveal.

The actor, 42, worked his charms at a Los Angeles nightclub, where witnesses described his behaviour as ‘flirtatious beyond belief’.

A source said: ‘Billy was hitting on every woman in sight.

‘He bought round after round and was making it plain that he was up for meeting someone. [Daily Mail]

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53 comments
Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

thats cool man. if thats what you into, thats what your into, at least you can say you like her candids as well.

whenever oi point out the difference between her candids and photoshoot shots, NO ONE ever responds.

i believe in "to each his own"

and mad respect if you like her for what she really looks like.

Duder McVee
Duder McVee

Mmmmmmm, Kelly tits!

I LOVE Kelly tits!

vanos28
vanos28

could be bad photoshop...

SuperDave
SuperDave

Beer, Bait and Ammo too boys, der you go...

damnable
damnable

i'm ready to be one motorboatin' sonofabitch.

Hallery
Hallery

I'll let you know how it all works out. I have almost as big of a crush on Kelly as I used to have on Laetitia.

Hallery
Hallery

No, chatting is cool but myself and likely the other poster were referring to a previous incident when Billy supposedly did cheat.

JonYo
JonYo

Hey, hold on a minute, on behalf of the male race, I say no convincing her to play for the other team allowed! Nooooo, not fair not fair! Not unless I get the join the both of you. In that case it'd be fine, and the rest of the male race can take a long walk off a short pier for all I care.

JonYo
JonYo

I feel just the opposite, in that I've seen candids of her, and like them better than these pro shot photoshopped shots! She's still right at the top of the list in my eyes. Such an awesome shape, the hips and waist, the face and hair, classic nose, and of course the big well-shaped boobs don't hurt either.

Phrack
Phrack

Hey settle down lady, he was just buying rounds and having a chat. Chatting isn't cheating!

Phrack
Phrack

Dam frisky sheila that.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

its nice to see someone else besides me is paying attention.

Hallery
Hallery

Yes, I assumed you weren't talking about a gas pump. Ha ha. Sure, I can see how that might be the case. I also think though that some women just attract a certain type and vice versa.

The Devil
The Devil

You don't know, she might not be down with the "throbbin' guzzle", if you know what I mean(think about it).

A lot of pretty girls like her usually like to lay there and let the man do all the work and are too prissy to get down and dirty. They think that because they're good looking and everybody kisses their asses, they're too good to satisfy a man.

That's why women like Tyra Banks, Halle Berry, this broad, Elizabeth Hurley, and all those other models and actresses get cheated on.

Stephanie
Stephanie

her boobs are about to burst!

she's gorgeous

Big Papi
Big Papi

doable, but likely a golddigger.

CARCAR
CARCAR

shes hot.. idk if she would be anything special without the boobs though. but i LOVE her hair

higdonius
higdonius

there's something very odd about her face. but she's still hot.

biteme
biteme

and she is with Billy Zane why?

Lambo59
Lambo59

Really nice hair and feet.

Paul
Paul

Good God, I could get lost in those curves for days!

brent
brent

I can't appreciate any airbrushed pics of her b/c I've SEEN the candids and they ain't pretty!

Rhonda
Rhonda

**she has one of the...**

Rhonda
Rhonda

Her face is so-so. Sometimes she's really pretty, and sometimes not. She looks pretty here. Her body is amazing, and she one of the best pair of boobs around.

vanos28
vanos28

no words... just whooooow!

Hallery
Hallery

Because some men are just dicks like that and some women actually like it and keep coming back for more.

Kelly is beautiful and I love those shoes. I think she should dump Billy and go lesbian with me. I won't cheat.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

my boyfriend has a huge poster of her on his wall from when she was younger. Shes topless but is wearing bunny ears and tuxedo cuffs. She looks really hot, you should try and get hold of it... She looks amazing here though.

Flake
Flake

Man face man face man face.

She looks like this 24/7.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

oink oink. and if its ANYONE thats benifited from Photoshop and airbrushing pictures, its this hog.

Peccavi
Peccavi

Besides the huge tits...which aren't really my thing, she does nothing for me. Average at best.

DrTentacle
DrTentacle

Alan Strutt knows sexy.

Billy Zane is the old douche of Hollywood.

Kelly Brook is still hot.

What's that Jason Statham? "I told you so?" You are damn right, sir.

gabriella
gabriella

these are some amazing photos of her! pic 5 is incredibly hotttt

handle
handle

This very well maybe the hottest photoshoot I have ever seen.....

She is just insanely gorgerous!

ow.
ow.

damn, billy zane is stupid. why the hell would you go flirt with other women when you have the most beautiful one at home waiting for you? eedjit.

Drunk1
Drunk1

Hot, I need a drink...

Deborah
Deborah

She is so beautiful.

Danny44
Danny44

She is indeed the hottest of the English babes, they know how to make big breasted models....

digglesworth
digglesworth

i'd tap it on her forehead. indeed a fine specimen, very old pics tho. the cuff on the shoe is a bit much tho, otherwise, 2 thumbs up the bunghole. i've done worse tho.

Dorkus2
Dorkus2

Mmmmmm,,,mellons, big ripe juicy full size mellons ready for the picking.

McPerv
McPerv

Looks like a dude. ;-)

rare
rare

something from jessica simpsone

Chad
Chad

NO ass! I'd cheat on her too...

CiaoBella
CiaoBella

She looks like a mix of Cindy Crawford and Liv Tyler

ACE
ACE

Pic 5 is one of the hottest pics I've ever seen. Hey, an English woman with perfect feet! Maybe there is a God.