Bastardly Breaking News! Britney Remembers To Wear Panties! (We Think)

MTV to Britney Spears: Hit us, baby, one more time?

Looks like MTV may soon be saying to Britney Spears: Gimme more!

As if her last appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards in 2007 wasn’t bad enough, those notoriously crazy kudos may ask Britney Spears, oops, to do it again!

The Associated Press reports that the musical channel “isn’t ruling out” the possibility of having the pop-wreck return for more mischief and meltdowns in the future.

“Everyone deserves a second or third chance, right?” says MTV prez Van Toffler.

Answer: No, Mr. Toffler, not serial killers, mail bombers or VMA bombers. Got that? [LA Times]

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balls of doom
balls of doom

you have a unhealthy obsession with being rail thin. i just can't (wont) understand!

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

I will not love her unless she begins to look as skinny as Nicole Richie did in her skinny days. OW!! She, Nicole in her skinny days, is my idol

RockHard
RockHard

I'd Floss with her AssHairs .... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

d55
d55

bitch but you were talking about me...so whats up? as a result, you are the one that needs to shut the fuck up in the first place...you're either talking to me or about me...fucking loser...you're obsessed with me

your a sicko & crazy
your a sicko & crazy

Sorry Pam I wasn't saying that to you, it was for #27. An fuck you to who ever stole my name.

jennyla
jennyla

She blessed the world with the video I'm a Slave 4 U. Remember that before you judge next time.

your a sicko
your a sicko

I wasn't takling to you so shut the fuck up.

d55
d55

being called a psychotic bitch by someone like you, who was screaming, "PROPAGANDA!!!! CONSPIRACY!!!!" about Adriana lima and people finding her beautiful, is the biggest insult...i think i am gonna need some serious therapy...real talk...i think i am even dying on the inside a little as i am typing these words

d55
d55

man...it is obvious she got some work done on her face...she looks paralyzed while trying to smile...look how the papz are taking pix of her hairy ass...cuz they know bitch doesnt care...and even they dont respect her...LOL...so sad.

d55
d55

i post under names? what the fuck? i am not you, moron...i am not a pussy like you...i know it is hard to believe since you're one but thats something you gotta work on yourself...how about you report those people that you think is me and have moe check them out? yeah, i am sure i will get myself banned...what a dumb bitch

anyways, back to the thread: of course they will allow shitney to be on stage again because everyone will watch to see how she will fail misreably one more time...ratings is ratings, baby!

your a sicko
your a sicko

@22, I told not everyone that hates d55 is the same person. Then also be careful of the uncertified bastards you ask to be baned, d55 posts under different names and one day is going to get caught in a ban sweep.

Andromeda18_
Andromeda18_

Why? Why did you have to show us that?

God, could she look any worse?

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

PS..I pushed for the person that revealed her name to be banned not you specifically....And you are right....about the bald thing. Sorry for the mixup, but quite honestly.....Go back and read the post.

You can see how the Bastardly guys might have had trouble deciding who to ban and not to band.

I did not say...Aisha needs to be banned.

I said that the people that are certified should have some protection and that uncertified people that are stalking in the shadows should be dealt with.....If you got caught in the wide swath of the bastardly sword...For that I am sorry. How about certify yourself and have some accountability for what you say.

Just a thought.

the real aisha
the real aisha

WTF? When did i ever call you old or bold? I called you 'grandad' in a jokey way, but i didnt mean anything malicious by it. And how do i have any association with the person who put up d55s name? That was not me or anybody i know personally. The person who did that does not represent me.I think its kind of unfair to paint me with the same brush as that asshole. Bite Me, you suck!!!

krosss
krosss

Britney's skin is disgusting she should stop tanning she is not looking good.

krosss
krosss

Is Aisha really banned?

Thank god!!the bitch was always of topic.

ninja...
ninja...

looks like both set of lips need a waxing...

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

I think it was your association with people that are putting peoples real names up here...You saw it yourself.

What if someone put your full name up here? What's next? There is a knock on your door.....

Whoever was stalking d55 pushed the envelope a bit to far and I guess you got caught up in it.

I will not deny I am one of the people that pushed for the ban, but only because somebodies privacy was invaded.

Don't blame Bastardly, d55 or anyone else....Blame the stalker that put her name for everyone to see. That person (most likely Bite Me, but that is only rumor) is the person with which you should be mad.

On our arguement....Calling me old and bald is not a comeback...That's a plain cop out. I'm bald and proud and don't forget it. Age is something in which, both women and men, should be proud, because with it comes experience, knowledge and wisdom.

So ask yourself....Why did I get banned?

the real aisha
the real aisha

I have no beef with you, okay. I have no beef with anybody here. Ive had my differences with d55, but that is just because she is a psychotic bitch. Why am i getting banned for having an opinion?! Its not fair.

hi
hi

Eight years ago, I would have agreed with you. Now, I'd rather introduce my penis to an inverted lawnmower. She was never really all that hot to begin with, she was just young and in phenomenal shape. Couple that with a brilliant marketing team that successfully peddled her as the "innocent schoolgirl with a naughty side". Now she's just a bloated, balding, extra crispy grease pit with a penchant for attacking SUVs with an umbrella and flashing her meat flaps at every opportunity, all in a desperate attempt to stay relevant. Plus I bet she smells REALLY bad.

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

Aisha, Aisha....Wow....How about you and your bodies stop stalking people and you won't be banned.

Way to stay low profile BTW.

damnable
damnable

yeah. just an ass that clearly hasn't been using the leading kitten brand of TP. rather something much much rougher (leaves, grass clippings, copies of US weekly...i dunno).

clearly i got over my guilt re. making fun of this hog.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

stil really hot. always has been. im in the minority here, but there isnt a day since shes been famous i wouldnt have tapped that ass for hours and hours on end.

McPerv
McPerv

Huh? I'm looking at pic 2 and see no panties.

the real aisha
the real aisha

Lol! Oh, and thank you guys at the Bastardly soooo much for banning my ass! You did a real good job!

Nocturna
Nocturna

she`s a pig her fashion choices make me laugh HARD!

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

Glad she was wearing panties....Otherwise it might have turned into Ice Age III - Manfred's revenge.

Player
Player

What did Brit do? Since when can the paparazzi following someone and take pictures as tehy walk up the stairs. Whats next putting mirros on their shoes for better angles?

damnable
damnable

She is so far on the other side of the line that i can't take any perverted pleasure in raking her over the coals anymore. it's just sad. someone find this fucktard a quiet life of obscurity or, like ol' yeller, just take her out back and put her (and us) out of our misery.

Oh hell no
Oh hell no

Sweet Jesus. That's enough to turn a man gay right there.

Honey
Honey

why are the paps taking pics of her going up the stairs?

Thats just wrong.

And thats one hairy ass.

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

I'll giver her a break on this one.....She had her waxing sceduled for tomorrow.