43 comments
Gilbert
Gilbert

I would f#*# her and punch her in the face continually.

kate
kate

OMG I KNOW why cant people just get over it!!

kate
kate

ok pesonallly i have nothing against brooke hogan and i do think sahe is really pretty i honestly think she has areally healthy body and she hasnt done anything wrong except have an asshole father...which is'nt her fault...shes built like a normal person and hollywood doesnt like that but even if you dont like HER as a person you cant deny she has at least some nice features so all you people out thier calling her fat anf ugly and manly and built for wrestling really need to back the fuck off cause you dont know her or anything about her

JonYo
JonYo

There's no problem with her being tall, the problem is her having a scary body and a manly looking face. She is ugly, and I mean fiercely ugly! Look at that cleft chin! If that's not a seriously masculine feature, I don't know what is. People around here throw the "tranny" term around pretty liberally, but in Brook's case, she really does look like she could be a former dude who had his johnson lopped off, followed by estrogen treatments and big fake bolt-on boobs.

gabriella
gabriella

i admit it, i secretly love brooke hogan. who freakin cares that she's tall, she's hot and blonde and tan and has a great body. wtf is the problem!?

larry the cabbie
larry the cabbie

chick is too friggin thick, sorry, but i dont want a thick fat chick.

plus her face looks hard. like a dudes. Al least you can say Giselle Bunchden is a buttaface, but this she/male is fug all the way around.

Rhonda
Rhonda

HAHAHA!!! You're hysterical.

ninja...
ninja...

or a "Dollar $tore" Barbie...

you know what i'm talking about, they're even fucking named "brooke"...

On second thought, she may be what the master race female looks like. We're (normal people) all being weeded out and this blueprint, is what we'll become in the future.

Hogasm: When a male and female Hogan reaches climax. Astoundingly, this is done in perfect harmony.

Hoganism: The product of a male and female Hogan reproducing.

Hoganology: The study and history of Hogans.

Hulkamania: Not fully understond. It tends to run wild on non-hogans.

Estrogen Deficient Hogans: This is a widely known condition of Hogans. Prevalent mostly in female Hogans, the cause is most likely old lady hooker genes, steroid use and spandex.

If Hulk and Brooke procreate... *sigh*... it could be the best thing that ever happened to us.

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

Funny the other day I though her nose looked flattened liked Hulk Hogan had body slammed Andre the Giant on it.

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

That or stetson.....Hell just plain old horse pee for this man thing.

wut
wut

Trying to stay positive here, let me just say that if I ever decided I needed to become gay for whatever reason, she'd be number one on my list of guys I'd hook up with.

Rhonda
Rhonda

Or, Ken in drag.

d55
d55

page 6 and 10 made me lmao...she looks like a frog on a leaf in a swamp in those pix...i never realized she had such beautiful hands...these pix look better than the last ones for sure

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

thats a face that could have made Andre the Giant cry. i bet she got the her fake tits the same day as when she got her ball sack removed. probably some 2 for one shit, or "get your boobs done and well remove the cock for half price" type o' shit...

ninja...
ninja...

lmfao... great suggestions gentlemen...

come to think of it, there is a "manlier" scent for brooke. it's called Mitchum, i took one whiff and i was even too much of a girly-man for that sperm-spittin'-scent-suppressor. it'd be right up her alley though...

Douche Baggery
Douche Baggery

Hulk shouldn't have conceived her while he was cycling on roids.

Mundo
Mundo

That's a big ass. Matches her big face...

the kitten
the kitten

when i see her face all i think of is hulk hogan! it sucks that she has that handicap going against her. oh and the fact that her entire family sucks. i dont know who is worse off , she or her brother. youve got to give her credit for trying though,... i guess?

jjm
jjm

Funny Daddy wasn't there to spread some love butter on her and his girlfriend! Oh wait they are the same person!

antman
antman

Page 6: She has a ballpoint pen sticking in her brain.

DrTentacle
DrTentacle

Quintessential skank wannabe.

Overrated and undeserving.

Even Kim Kardasian has more cred.

Chad
Chad

If only there were killer sharks native to hotel swimming pools in Miami.

Tapper
Tapper

In the spirit (somewhat) of your screen name, I'll go with Hi Karate for Ms./Mr. Hogan.

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

And here I thought she used Brut....Kind of got that Broadway Joe chin.

ninja...
ninja...

in a few pics that bikini bottom is "hailing from parts unknown"...

i bet she douses herself with Old Spice High Endurance...

JonYo
JonYo

If she had any sense, she'd quit all this Hollywood crap, go to school, get a degree in something that'll actually get you employed, and get a job that has nothing to do with show-biz.

JonYo
JonYo

Big fake tits. Better take a good long look, because it's not like you can see those anywhere else! You can't polish a turd with some bolt-ons.

Smacky
Smacky

enough already!!!!!!!!

horny guy
horny guy

ok she's not a fav of mine by any means but as a guy how can you NOT like pics 5 and 8 owww!!

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

"I know you bastards secretly love her, so don't hate on her so much! At least these look slightly hotter than the last two sets"

- That's ok Moe, we don't need the links to the last bit of carnage from earlier...It's permantly burned into our retna's.

Honestly I wouldn't want to bust my index finger up scrolling down half a page to find the other two entries from today.

:O)

JTchicago
JTchicago

BLAH, this chick bores me. Too much hype and association with her hillbilly parents.

Peccavi
Peccavi

I thinks its Moe that has a secret obsession with He-man here. Enough is enough tho.

RandyFrank
RandyFrank

.............which brings me to my next point.

Don't do crack ! ! ! ! LOL

damnable
damnable

what's with the hogan obsession? not enough men with boobs where y'all are from?

Racer X
Racer X

A Brooke Hogan trifecta today.

/oh, Bastardly

Larry B.
Larry B.

Too amazony. But hey if thats your thing...