Brooke Hogan’s Desperate Search For A Career, Part II

Here’s Part One…

Here’s more about Brooke’s new show on VH1:

Brooke Hogan, the 19 year old aspiring pop star who wasn’t allowed to date or be alone with a boy due to her strict controlling dad Hulk, is embarking on a whole new world with no rules but her own. She’s moving out and renting an apartment in Miami. She’s beginning an adult life with many new responsibilities, temptations, and opportunities as she tries to build a career as singer.

This show will follow the formerly sheltered six foot blonde bombshell as she deals with the ins and outs of daily life, the new pressure of managing her career without Mom and Dad, her new relationships, and her adjustment to leaving the family safety net.

We’ll meet Brooke’s new twentysomething family: her friends, her roommates, her fellow dancers and choreographers and her producers, songwriters and business associates. She’ll be living in South Beach and will really explore dating for the first time in her life. Other episodes include Brooke considering getting a tattoo, helping her roommate find guys as a “wingwoman,” and dating a guy who is into extreme sports. [VH1]

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BRENT
BRENT

I'M NOT SURE WHAT EVERYBODY IS LOOKING AT, BUT I THINK BROOKE LOOKS VERY BEAUTIFUL. THESE PICTURES AREN'T TOO REVEALING, BUT NOT TOO INNOCENT. MY PERSONAL OPINION, SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS. HELL I WOULD BANG HER IN A HEARTBEAT

BRENT
BRENT

I'M NOT SURE WHAT EVERYBODY IS LOOKING AT, BUT I THINK BROOKE LOOKS VERY BEAUTIFUL. THESE PICTURES AREN'T TOO REVEALING, BUT NOT TOO INNOCENT. MY PERSONAL OPINION, SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS. HELL I WOULD BANG HER IN A HEARTBEAT!

Kyle
Kyle

fat hogs that think they are hot always give me a good laugh. Butch Hogan has no clue she is ugly and fat. she is like the blond version of rumer willis---clueless as to how unattractive they are.

your mom
your mom

why doesnt her face match the rest of her body? Tons of makeup i suppose

Frost
Frost

The only way "bomb shell" and "Brooke Hogan" can be used together in a sentence properly is if someone was describing what hit her busted ass face.

And goddamn with wearing the wrong damn foundation!?!? Even the drag queens have this shit figured out!

jaye
jaye

"...her adjustment to leaving the family safety net."

Give me a fucking break. I doubt she's paying for her apartment, clothes, car, food, managers, agents, etc. out of her own pockets. Daddy is still footing the bill for his precious spawn.

britney
britney

wow shes the image of her mom

thats not a compliment...

Rhonda
Rhonda

In her desperate attempt to look sexy, all she manages to look is constipated. She's obviously very naive because she believes whomever is telling her she's sexy.

ninja...
ninja...

that tree is stiff, only due to the law of physics... if it could go limp believe me it "wood"...

JonYo
JonYo

I can't help but derive a mean-spirited glee from watching her ongoing unsuccessful attempts at manufacturing an undefined "show biz" career without a modicum of talent. After years of observing the rise of so many corporate creation superstars like Britney, as well as the pathetic actor-turned-singer embarrassments like Lohan and Hillary Duff, I have plenty of venom left for people as entirely unremarkable as Brooke desperately attempting, and failing, to create a superstar persona for themselves without any type of integral talent, either innate or learned. Once her singing fails, she'll likely try acting or yet another reality show, and eventually find herself relegated to hosting some obscure game show or hawking something on QVC, before finally disappearing from the radar.

Tool
Tool

Dude looks like a lady.

d55
d55

oh my god...fuck me..LIVE*

d55
d55

let alone HAVE* him tell me how to leave my life

d55
d55

she is definitely living her repressed urges and desires as a young girl through whoring it up for the cameras...she should move out to save herself...if my dad did what hers did, i would have never fucking talked to him, let alone tell me how to leave my life

d55
d55

her dad needs to drop his overly protective act bullshit...who the hell is he putting so much restrictions on this girl when he cheated on his wife and is banging his daughter's 19 year old best friend? if i were her, i would have said, "take a look at yourself first before you worry that i will turn out bad"

McPerv
McPerv

The sad part is, I'd still do her. I'm embarrassed by my low standards.

Racer X
Racer X

She's to improve her hair/make-up. Less skank, more natural beauty.

/Where's Stacey/Clinton when you need them?

Tray-C
Tray-C

I just can't get past the white ass face and tan body... what the hell...

Gingerbread
Gingerbread

Can't she just stop this already? I dont wanna be mean to her (nature already was), but seriously if she keeps on doing these ridiculous photoshoots I won't be that kind anymore...

wtf
wtf

who the fuck let that off its leash

DrTentacle
DrTentacle

You also have to admit she looks FULL skank.

Some Guy
Some Guy

She probably has a penis.

greasy
greasy

14 minutes, 45 seconds and counting, your 15 minutes are almost up Brooke.

wut
wut

How is possible to look 40 when you're 19. Does she have progeria?

balls of doom
balls of doom

lol worse case scenario is if she balds like her dad!

RyaNAKED
RyaNAKED

O shit - change my mind when i got to page 4

DAMN - looks like her daddy

RyaNAKED
RyaNAKED

oh hell naw - i'd be all over this. said it before and ill say it again, dont hate cause im a big guy myself

yuppers
yuppers

Why is her foundation like 3 shades lighter than her skin? It's not doing her any favors.

The-Phantom-Writer
The-Phantom-Writer

... I don't know what it is... but i just don't want to not put my finger, nails or even a dead skin cell on it...

antman
antman

She's from the East German weight lifting team.

McPerv
McPerv

This dude is nothing to look at.

hula
hula

uhh sorry about that didn't mean to double post

hula
hula

aw that was mean

page 3 is not that bad no?

maybe she has like her own little niche of fans

hula
hula

aw that was mean

page 3 is not that bad no?

maybe she has like her own little niche of fans

Bob Fonguel
Bob Fonguel

Why all the pictures of this bleach blond plow horse the last couple days?

Did her agent pay someone to get these nasty pictures up here twice a day?

If you want to kill traffic here, why don't you have an all Brook Hogan/Williams sisters day? Maybe readers can send in photos from their favorite zoo baboon house and have a vote which is more attractive.

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

Please, Moe and Jackson, for the love of pete! My eyes are burning!!

Mundo
Mundo

Well I got to admit she doesn't look half bad on this photos, still it's a lot of woman there....my preferance is more a petite type...but oh well who cares anyway...