Chris Brown is Rihanna’s Man Slave!

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I guess this is just one of the negatives that comes with having hot tub sex with Rihanna.
Man Slave

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Boz
Boz

3 years later: looking at this post again makes me wanna laugh. Man slave: A male who is submissive and under the influence of a powerfully seductive woman...... lol.

nUnU
nUnU

AWWW. HE'S SUCH A GOOD B.F!! BUT STILL, SHE WUDNT CARRING ANYTHING, THA GRL KULDA HELPED 'EM. I KNO I WULD!! SHE'S COMES OUT TOO BE SO CONTROLLING.

bad bitch
bad bitch

fuck you all chris brown is hot and so is rihanna stop hating

sweetnsour
sweetnsour

well.. i'm sure he has a lil somethin or 2 on the side to balance all this out.. you know he hit that chick Kira Plastinnia, all on his knees beggin for it. what a simp!!

BoneCrusher
BoneCrusher

It aint got nothing to do with chivalry – Bitch you brought the damn dog and this big ass bag so now you carry it. You got the money buy a F”kn roller bag - Louis Vuitton makes them and dog bags… and don’t bring all this sh!t next time for a 2 day getaway.

or at least that's what I would have said.

no comment
no comment

also, just because he's helping her carry stuff doesn't make him her bitch or whipped or whatever. it's called being a gentleman you stupid assholes

no comment
no comment

that dog is soooo cuutte! it doesn't even look real! i want it!

roggo1
roggo1

I just want to say that the captions are hilarious!!

d55
d55

that's because people are trying to give human characters to their dogs...carrying and dressing them as if they are human babies...you would not see a woman who has a real baby do that

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

LMAO thats one of the recent Elijah Wood posts i believe....

meg
meg

i would do nasty things with Chris Brown.

Wisco
Wisco

Whatta stupid bitch. I would never ask my man to carry MY shopping bag and MY dog.

I love Breezy- he's adorable. Now dump the ugly tranny!

TORO
TORO

I'll be her slave any day!!.....she's fucking HOT!!

Moelicious
Moelicious

Nah. I gotta go w/ man slave on this one.

Honey
Honey

I may be in the minority here..but I dont find Chris Brown hot at all.

He does absolutely nothing for me. Thats rare.

Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris

Excellent captioning! What happened to the bag?

Tapper
Tapper

"I guess having a sore asshole is another?"

Thanks so much for that one, McCracken. My coffee is now all over my desk and keyboard and it'll be at least noon until I can get some actual work done today. That was some funny shit.

Rhonda
Rhonda

Chris Brown is hot! Something about Rihanna reminds me of Beaker from The Muppets.

Friendliness
Friendliness

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love chris brown sooooo much

he is so hot!!!!

yummy...i want him so bad

i think rihannah is yucky looking!!!

chris can do better!

hiya
hiya

rihanna is decent looking...its unfortunate she has to look so niggerish

cb can have her...errrr

Ben
Ben

One thing that I don't get about alot of the celebrities (I target them becuase I don't often see normal people doing it). Why do they carry their dogs? I love my dog to death, but it's still a dog, it can and it supposed to walk! It really pisses me off. Just like puting a dog in clother and little shoes on it, once again my dog is like a child, BUT IT"S A DOG! It shouldn't wear clothes and shoes!!! That doesn't mean to care more about your animal, or treat it good. I call it bad treatment actually. Arrr it pisses me off. Paris Hilton, I'm mainly looking at you. But these two are on the list too, for carry the dog.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

"I guess this is just one of the negatives that comes with having hot tub sex with Rihanna."

i guess having a sore asshole is another?

Aisha P
Aisha P

Want da puppy! Thats the cutest lttle dog ever. But oh lawd, those captions made me lmao!

tool
tool

I'll help with bags.

The little rat dog? Hell, no.

Courtney
Courtney

Chris Brown is so sexy. Rihanna is one lucky girl.

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

I'm on the information highway, running at top speed!

balls of doom
balls of doom

SHOULDN'T YOU BE ON THE RUN WAY, GETTING HIT BY A PLANE!

DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD

d55
d55

and his being her man slave is wrong because? haha

shandi
shandi

wtf is wrong with you people? you need to go on the tyra show or something and sort out your shit.

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

Of course it's unreal for an ugly jane.

shandi
shandi

CHRIS BROWN IS SO EFFING HOT! it's unreal.

ash
ash

baba booey!