Ultra Punk Avril Lavigne Brings The Afternoon Links!

- Lindsay Lohan See Through Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
– Bia And Branca Feres: Sexiest Olympians [CO-ED Magazine]
– Anna Faris is a Slut in Details Magazine [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Britney Spears Returning To MTV! [I'm Not Obsessed]
– Nobody wants to live with Tara Reid[Celebslam]

- Rappers Love Women Who Love Cocaine [Complex]
– The Empress Of Lucite Almost Died! [Dlisted]
– Clay Aiken Daddy to Parker Foster Aiken [Bumpshack]
– Quentin Tarantino: Come Join the Dark Side [DerekHail]
– Madonna’s brother has a blog [The Blemish]

- Gatorade – Heb jij het in je? [Flabber]
– Tori Spelling Isn’t Making Friends [Celeb Parasite]
– Jewel elopes with her boyfriend Ty Murray [Cele|bitchy]
– Avril Lavigne Considers Offer to Pose for Playboy [Gone Hollywood]
– Charlie Bucket is a cocksucker! [The Bastardly Society]

- HOTTEST CELEBRITY LESBIANS [Mamarazzi]
– Heidi Klum Topless Pictures [The Grumpiest]
– Nadine Velazquez Sizzles In DT Magazine [Popoholic]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And of course…

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in the house
in the house

Nice. Plain dress.

Shit, you're supposed to be a punk!!! OMG WTF HELP SOMEONE ?!! *screams* IS THERE IS STYLIST IN THE HOUSE ??

yo, I be a stylist.

QUICK, ADD THIS GIANT SAFETY PIN RANDOMLY ONTO THE SIDE !

There, punk look accomplished.

Avril Lavigne- Phew.

d55
d55

there is nothing attractive about this bitch...ugly ass mouth shape with ugly ass lips...and an ugly ass nose...and dont even get me started on the whole punk for life attitude...i hate her so damn much

d55
d55

lmfao @ "and when she starts screaming that shes cumming, id purposly STOP just cause she dont deserve to have an orgasm"

Goliano
Goliano

You forgot the "MASTER OF THE WORLD!" part.

balls of doom
balls of doom

yeah that saddened my day, he seemed like a really good dude =( =(

Rhonda
Rhonda

She looks pretty good in these pics, especially 4 & 5. I can't stand her or her crappy attitude, though.

TORO
TORO

NOT PUNK...but very fuckable i might say!!

JoeCock
JoeCock

i want to lick her nose out @pic5.

Vice President Jetson
Vice President Jetson

I love pic #5. Beautiful. and no I'm not a fan of her music and I find the idea of her being a "punk" laughable.

esmeralda
esmeralda

never found her attractive, average at best

the cocksmith
the cocksmith

I would give her carpet burns on her forehead while listening to Fugazi and then I would listen to Ratt while I smoked a cheap cigar on the 2 foot wide balcony of our "suite" in Juarez. Then I would hang trou and drop a five-story dump into the pool.

Then I'd walk home in the rain whistling Iron Man.

And I'd kick her dog if she had one.

balls of doom
balls of doom

SHES NOT JUST " ULTRA PUNK " SHES SUPER DUPER ULTRA EXTRA MEGA HYPER TURBO PUNK!

weedtweed
weedtweed

how in the damn world this byotch "ultra punk" ?

Tanakka
Tanakka

BTW : one never knows , maybe in "your world" she is .

In that case I would really appreciate if you could invite me there .

It might be a world were Kate Beskinsale is just a 7 .

Oops , no , that is not fisically possible , that kind of universe would simply immediately collapse.

Tanakka
Tanakka

"2. Some Guy

Rat face. Definite brown bagger"

Come on .

You can like her or not , Find her pretty or very average .

You might think she is overrated (both as a cute girl and as a singer).

All what you want.

But , in this world , unfortunately for us, Avril is certantly not a "brown bagger" .

Caribelle
Caribelle

Pic 4 & 5 she looks really peaceful and serene..

Steevo
Steevo

totally fuckable...no commitment, just fucking!!!

Hugh G Rection
Hugh G Rection

I don't know what it is about Avril, but I would love to explore every one of her orifices with my tongue.

The-Phantom-Writer
The-Phantom-Writer

I think she needs to do more songs like "When your gone" rather than that awful hot and Girlfriend song... she has some talent... its just a shame the image she is trying to project gets in the way of it

Mundo
Mundo

she actually looks good without all that black shit she usually puts on her face....I'd do her

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Wow. So have I. I've also seen H.R., Roger Miret, Jimmy Gestapo, Jamey Jasta, Harley Flanigan, John Joseph, Freddy Cricien, Candace Kusculain, Karyn Crisis, Erick "Buddha" Medina, Toby Morse & Henry Rollins.

Your point being?

*winks*

At this point, it doesn't matter how "hardcore" Avril is. She's admitted that she's no punk. She's a product & an entertainer. Let her do her thing.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

actually ive seen 3 of those 4.

sadley i havent EVER gotten to see Jesse tho.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

You know what's more hardcore than that?

Name dropping people who you've never seen in concert.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

shes so fucking Hardcore it hurts. Shes more hardcore and punk than Ian MacKaye, Greg Ginn, Brett Gurewitz, and Jesse Michaels put together and times by 100!!!

Goliano
Goliano

Fuck the punk shit, that first pic is Hot! Those hips look inviting.

ninja...
ninja...

pic 1: i'm glad she's relaxing... it must be so exhausting being such a rebellious punk...

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

shes the type of bitch, id be laying the pipe to her, and when she starts screaming that shes cumming, id purposly STOP just cause she dont deserve to have an orgasm, only RECEIVE the outcome of mine all over her fucking face.

wat
wat

bitch is so punk

look at that pale skin. shes so hardcore

McPerv
McPerv

Beautiful and talented. Sorry, I know how hated she is around here.

John of the Thomas
John of the Thomas

Spite fucking her while screaming the word 'ME' with every thrust....

ME! ME! ME! no, not you....ME!

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

i fucking hate her, and her better than everyone attitude, and her "punk" wannabe ass...but i would have NO issue spite fucking this bitch all fucking night. making sure she NEVER got satisfied, and only satisfying myself.

spite fucking the shit out of her would be so satisfying.

Some Guy
Some Guy

Rat face. Definite brown bagger.