Ultra Punk Avril Lavigne Brings The Afternoon Links!

– Lindsay Lohan See Through Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
– Bia And Branca Feres: Sexiest Olympians [CO-ED Magazine]
– Anna Faris is a Slut in Details Magazine [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Britney Spears Returning To MTV! [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Nobody wants to live with Tara Reid[Celebslam]

– Rappers Love Women Who Love Cocaine [Complex]
– The Empress Of Lucite Almost Died! [Dlisted]
– Clay Aiken Daddy to Parker Foster Aiken [Bumpshack]
– Quentin Tarantino: Come Join the Dark Side [DerekHail]
– Madonna’s brother has a blog [The Blemish]

– Gatorade – Heb jij het in je? [Flabber]
– Tori Spelling Isn’t Making Friends [Celeb Parasite]
– Jewel elopes with her boyfriend Ty Murray [Cele|bitchy]
– Avril Lavigne Considers Offer to Pose for Playboy [Gone Hollywood]
– Charlie Bucket is a cocksucker! [The Bastardly Society]

– HOTTEST CELEBRITY LESBIANS [Mamarazzi]
– Heidi Klum Topless Pictures [The Grumpiest]
– Nadine Velazquez Sizzles In DT Magazine [Popoholic]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And of course…

  • Steevo

    totally fuckable…no commitment, just fucking!!!

  • Hugh G Rection

    I don’t know what it is about Avril, but I would love to explore every one of her orifices with my tongue.

  • Caribelle

    Pic 4 & 5 she looks really peaceful and serene..

  • Vice President Jetson

    I love pic #5. Beautiful. and no I’m not a fan of her music and I find the idea of her being a “punk” laughable.

  • Tanakka

    “2. Some Guy
    Rat face. Definite brown bagger”

    Come on .
    You can like her or not , Find her pretty or very average .
    You might think she is overrated (both as a cute girl and as a singer).
    All what you want.
    But , in this world , unfortunately for us, Avril is certantly not a “brown bagger” .

  • Tanakka

    BTW : one never knows , maybe in “your world” she is .
    In that case I would really appreciate if you could invite me there .
    It might be a world were Kate Beskinsale is just a 7 .
    Oops , no , that is not fisically possible , that kind of universe would simply immediately collapse.

  • weedtweed

    how in the damn world this byotch “ultra punk” ?

  • concubine

    bernie mac died =(

  • balls of doom

    SHES NOT JUST ” ULTRA PUNK ” SHES SUPER DUPER ULTRA EXTRA MEGA HYPER TURBO PUNK!

  • the cocksmith

    I would give her carpet burns on her forehead while listening to Fugazi and then I would listen to Ratt while I smoked a cheap cigar on the 2 foot wide balcony of our “suite” in Juarez. Then I would hang trou and drop a five-story dump into the pool.

    Then I’d walk home in the rain whistling Iron Man.

    And I’d kick her dog if she had one.

  • esmeralda

    never found her attractive, average at best

  • JoeCock

    i want to lick her nose out @pic5.

  • Rhonda

    She looks pretty good in these pics, especially 4 & 5. I can’t stand her or her crappy attitude, though.

  • TORO

    NOT PUNK…but very fuckable i might say!!

  • d55

    there is nothing attractive about this bitch…ugly ass mouth shape with ugly ass lips…and an ugly ass nose…and dont even get me started on the whole punk for life attitude…i hate her so damn much

  • Caribelle

    WHAT??

  • balls of doom

    yeah that saddened my day, he seemed like a really good dude =( =(

  • balls of doom

    we can see that

    DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!

  • Goliano

    You forgot the “MASTER OF THE WORLD!” part.

  • in the house

    Nice. Plain dress.
    Shit, you’re supposed to be a punk!!! OMG WTF HELP SOMEONE ?!! *screams* IS THERE IS STYLIST IN THE HOUSE ??

    yo, I be a stylist.

    QUICK, ADD THIS GIANT SAFETY PIN RANDOMLY ONTO THE SIDE !
    There, punk look accomplished.

    Avril Lavigne- Phew.