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Brooke Hogan Went To The Beach By Herself!

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Brooke Hogan calls press “jerks” for reporting she ditched Nick’s brithday

Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be…
According to the press I didn’t show up to my brothers 18th birthday at the jail.
Lets see…
*hes in jail
*Its an important birthday…the big 18!!!
*I’m only a 4 hour drive to Tampa
*He’s the most important thing in my life.

They must have thought I didn’t show cause they didn’t SEE me.
uhh…there’s such thing as a back door you jerks. Source

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dudester
dudester

awww what a cute post

I agree though I find her very attractive.

dr. acula
dr. acula

hulk hogan is much more feminine than brooke

Burgermiester
Burgermiester

ya, and the tits are fake as can be too. i wonder if she admits it, or lies and tries to say she was a late bloomer.

Burgermiester
Burgermiester

Brooke Hogan looks very manly to me. jmo

maybe she should change her name to Butch Hogan.

balls of doom
balls of doom

yeah she don't seem like a bad person, so DOOM would kick it with her!

the kitten
the kitten

i watched her show once and it was really embarassing. you can easily tell that even her 'friends' dont like her, and THATS bad. like, it doesnt get any lower than that. she seems like a nice girl though, so i actually kind of feel bad for her. i almost want someone to just be nice to her for real, so i can stop feeling so damn bad!

balls of doom
balls of doom

ARGH! DOOM CAN'T PIMP THIS BITCH! SHE HAS A RECEDING ASS LINE! ASS FLAT LIKE FUCKING LUMBER

DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!

torpedo
torpedo

She is 100% pure ugliness! And her face and boobs are the worst.

mwill
mwill

she aint that bad but the girl has no ass

Goliano
Goliano

For real. If Brooke had an ass, there'd be nothin' you could tell her.

JonYo
JonYo

Take picture 3 for example...remove the big boobs and make her flat as a board. Next, cut her hair shorter, and give it some sort of non-gender-specific style. Lastly, dress her in androgynous clothes, your basic jeans and a t-shirt. (and not tight jeans, just run of the mill jeans) Picture the result in your mind. Does it look like a guy or a girl? Can't tell, can you? Hmm...

JonYo
JonYo

Who said she was fat? Her size isn't the problem, it's her indeterminate gender and flat out ugliness.

ninja...
ninja...

haha @ having a birthday party in prison...

hope you enjoyed the extra 18 anal rapes that day nick...

oh and p.s. brooke... you ugly

Brooke Fucker
Brooke Fucker

I'd fuck her like a linebacker! Would that be Gay?

Rhonda
Rhonda

She's just not a feminine looking girl, but she sure does try.

Rhonda
Rhonda

I would start watching WWE again if this happened.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

LMFAO...hey brooke, its a little late to start drinking Sprite Zero. shouldve started doing that ALONG time ago.

germ
germ

i would do her just to say i did hulk hogan

BoneCrusher
BoneCrusher

Oh and on picture 7 ass I scrolled down I would have sworn I was looking at the front side of a human being if it wasn't for the tag showing.

Some Guy
Some Guy

The third pic . . . yeesh.

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

We are not calling her fat. We are calling her a linebacker.

BoneCrusher
BoneCrusher

If her dad had any business sense he would tell her to stop singing and get her and big ass Khloe Kardashian signed on for the next WWE Wrestle Mania.

Hell they could even bring Chyna Doll back and have her manage Brooke and Kims trick ass manage Khloe.

Racer X
Racer X

Her ass may not be as big as KiKa's but she has hips/thighs to make up for it, plus a nice rack.

/...

Courtney
Courtney

Yea she def paid for them titties.

Honey
Honey

They really are nicely fake. There's no doubt about that.

Courtney
Courtney

Im in awe with this girl, I have never seen a flatter ass in my life. If my ass was that flat I would never wear tight clothes and especially wouldnt wear a bikini.

Courtney
Courtney

I know, her room mate is cute.

Danny44
Danny44

I haven't met any linebackers with titts that nice Honey....

ACE
ACE

No pics of her hot room mate, Ashley? WTF?

No Name Needed
No Name Needed

Her body would be banging if it wasnt for that good 'ol pancake ass, just like mom used to make.

Honey
Honey

Built like a flat-assed linebacker.

jonrey
jonrey

i don't see why everyone thinks she's ugly, i think she's beautiful and just because she isn't a size zero everyone calls her fat?!

i know if ihad the chnace with her i wouldn't turn it down.

asdfh
asdfh

how can you be that big and have no butt?