Brooke Hogan Went To The Beach By Herself!

Photo Credit: BAUER-GRIFFIN
Brooke Hogan calls press “jerks” for reporting she ditched Nick’s brithday

Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be…
According to the press I didn’t show up to my brothers 18th birthday at the jail.
Lets see…
*hes in jail
*Its an important birthday…the big 18!!!
*I’m only a 4 hour drive to Tampa
*He’s the most important thing in my life.

They must have thought I didn’t show cause they didn’t SEE me.
uhh…there’s such thing as a back door you jerks. Source

  • BoneCrusher

    If her dad had any business sense he would tell her to stop singing and get her and big ass Khloe Kardashian signed on for the next WWE Wrestle Mania.

    Hell they could even bring Chyna Doll back and have her manage Brooke and Kims trick ass manage Khloe.

  • Aisha P

    She looks so old.

  • BoneCrusher

    Oh and on picture 7 ass I scrolled down I would have sworn I was looking at the front side of a human being if it wasn’t for the tag showing.

  • torpedo

    She is 100% pure ugliness! And her face and boobs are the worst.

  • Some Guy

    The third pic . . . yeesh.

  • Douche Baggery

    lol, it’s so funny how flat she is.

  • germ

    i would do her just to say i did hulk hogan

  • Phillip McCracken

    LMFAO…hey brooke, its a little late to start drinking Sprite Zero. shouldve started doing that ALONG time ago.

  • Rhonda

    I would start watching WWE again if this happened.

  • Rhonda

    She’s just not a feminine looking girl, but she sure does try.

  • Bellezza Italiana

    she would definitely be perfect for the wwe

  • Brooke Fucker

    I’d fuck her like a linebacker! Would that be Gay?

  • ninja…

    haha @ having a birthday party in prison…

    hope you enjoyed the extra 18 anal rapes that day nick…

    oh and p.s. brooke… you ugly

  • JonYo

    Take picture 3 for example…remove the big boobs and make her flat as a board. Next, cut her hair shorter, and give it some sort of non-gender-specific style. Lastly, dress her in androgynous clothes, your basic jeans and a t-shirt. (and not tight jeans, just run of the mill jeans) Picture the result in your mind. Does it look like a guy or a girl? Can’t tell, can you? Hmm…

  • mwill

    she aint that bad but the girl has no ass

  • balls of doom

    ARGH! DOOM CAN’T PIMP THIS BITCH! SHE HAS A RECEDING ASS LINE! ASS FLAT LIKE FUCKING LUMBER

    DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!

  • the kitten

    i watched her show once and it was really embarassing. you can easily tell that even her ‘friends’ dont like her, and THATS bad. like, it doesnt get any lower than that. she seems like a nice girl though, so i actually kind of feel bad for her. i almost want someone to just be nice to her for real, so i can stop feeling so damn bad!

  • balls of doom

    yeah she don’t seem like a bad person, so DOOM would kick it with her!

  • dr. acula

    hulk hogan is much more feminine than brooke

  • Burgermiester

    Brooke Hogan looks very manly to me. jmo
    maybe she should change her name to Butch Hogan.

  • Burgermiester

    ya, and the tits are fake as can be too. i wonder if she admits it, or lies and tries to say she was a late bloomer.