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Adriana Lima & Marko Jaric Are Having Croatian Yacht Sex!

That bastard!!

Then again, I would do exactly the same thing if I was vacationing in Croatia—or anywhere else in the world, for that matter. Son of a bitchwhorebag!!

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CATHY R.
CATHY R.

I FUCKING HATE ADRIANA. I FUCKING HATE HER I FUCKING HATE HER I FUCKING HATE HER. ADRIANA IS A FUCKING WHORE. ADRIANA IS A FUCKING CUNT. ADRIANA IS A FUCKING BITCH. ADRIANA IS A FUCKING SLUT.

Sharon
Sharon

I would have killed to have been on that bot with her.

Sierra
Sierra

Wow another bitching session. Getting kinda old. Lima looks good, I prefer her without shades though.

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SLUTTT
SLUTTT

ASK ME SLUT KNOSW BETTER BIG NOSE MEANS BIG PAPASITO.....BANANA IS TOO BIG YUCK ADRIANAN IS SO NORMAL YUCK I DONT KNOW WHAT IS ALL FUCKIN' FUSS IS ABOUT ADRIMA IS SO UGHLY WITHOUT VICTORIA SECRET'S FUSSS

KPMG
KPMG

LMAO you make me laugh how you think everyone that can't stand you or finds you ugly is a woman. man you really must be even more insecure than all my exes combined. its ok inner beauty is more important.....NOT

OMG!!!
OMG!!!

pic11 even worse!!! so fucking slim legs!!!

OMG!!!!!
OMG!!!!!

her legs are very slim - i dont like them - especialy in pic7

i know her life
i know her life

lolololol... you are the one and only that writes LOL and LMAO after every sentence, you moron.

people that keep laughing about everything to pretend they are smart is called CLOW.

right, clown?

Agent Ghost
Agent Ghost

ahahahaha @ post 76

oww shit, this happy pics brings tears to my eyes!!!!!

i hate yo marcko!!!! i hate u with all my hate!! *cried*

OOZIE
OOZIE

DARE I SAY SHE LOOK BUSTED HERE WITH THESE SUNGLASSES ON ? ALL I CAN SEE IS THOSE CROOKED TEETH AND THEY DONT DO MUCH FOR HER.

ALSO DOUBLE DARE I SAY MARIO JARIC SUCKED ALL THE HOTNESS OUT OF HER, SINCE THE ENGAGEMENT SHE BEEN LOOKIN MAD HOMELY AND I DONT DIG HOMELY.

TRIPLE DOG DARE I SAY I'VE NEVER DUG HER BODY IT ALWAYS REMINDED ME OF A 10 YR OLD AND I DONT THINK 10 YR OLDS ARE SEXY.

d55
d55

i dont go and start calling people ugly out of nowhere...i call you and the ones who attack me ugly because sadly, you're all ugly...that is called retaliating, not being shallow...and as far as other people (the celebs) are concerned, look at the name of the website...the bastardly...plus, i think you're laughing a little too much over something that was not even funny...did you have a mirror in front of you while typing this all......ugly? and why are you addressing me with my name when i dont even know shit about you? you are not my friend or anything so speak as much as you reveal about yourself and your own value, which is a big nothing and a nobody

brazilian
brazilian

woof woof

só as cachorras...as preparadas!!!

tyler lucas
tyler lucas

I've seen lots of people here who know everything about Adriana Lima, but never have i seen one who knew so much about Marko Jaric until now. Basically, there is hundreds of adriana lima obssesed people here and one marko jaric obssesed homo here which is you. Oh, and if you're going to reply please don't include the words retard, and stfu, they're getting kind of cliché.

lorin
lorin

hm, i think hes kinda hot here. at least his body is :-) i luv em tall and toned.

lolol
lolol

LMAO @ damla calling someone shallow and saying someone can't help if they are short or ugly....LMAO!!!!!

you are the most shallow person and call everyone ugly. you LOVE being able to call someone ugly and pick apart every single imperfection even if they never called you ugly or did anything to you............. and here you are pretending to be the saint.

d55
d55

a guy can't help it if he is short...i agree people have preferences but saying short men are unattractive is a huge low blow to some men out there...at the end of the day, it is personality and heart that really counts, and if you guys feel like this man doesnt deserve Adriana Lima because of his looks, well, you sound like an extremely shallow person...she said with her own mouth that he makes her very very happy on so many occasions.

and that Robert Pattinson dude looks like a zombie and is not attractive, by the way) If we're gonna talk hot guys, here is one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5wF5sKn0Ig

i gotta represent turkish beauties haha

tyler lucas
tyler lucas

oh my god that's such a genius comeback! how'd u think of it?

d55
d55

bahahahahahahaha...did i just hear the cryings of an ugly girl who hates herself?

bitch, focus your energy on someone else...if you are so annoyed by me, i must have hit a nerve...having said that, you're either biteme or beth...either way, you're one ugly bitch :D

concubine
concubine

"Short guys are unattractive,so are skinny guys or guys with a pot belly, guys who live with their parents are obv screw-ups of some sorts,guys who are stupid and poor too."

with the exception of stupid, what are you talking about?

I'd date a short skinny guy with a pot belly who was poor and live with his parents If I got along with him great. Looks and money are not important.

Bellezza Italiana
Bellezza Italiana

say whatever negative things you want, she is not your average girl, everyone should agree with that.

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

...if you are gonna steal Loki's posting capture techniques, at least not do it to insult my (imaginary) woman >:(

CURSE YOU DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bobo
bobo

Short guys are unattractive,so are skinny guys or guys with a pot belly, guys who live with their parents are obv screw-ups of some sorts,guys who are stupid and poor too.

Robert Pattinson is the hottest guy out there, tall (6ft 2), brown/chestnut perfectly tousled hair, beautiful smouldering blue eyes, strong chin, high razor sharp cheekbones, sexy accent. Look him up! he is going to be a big star very very very soon! He is the male equilavant of Adriana Lima.

I don't think Adriana Lima would look at any guy who spends more time on the internet, drooling over hot unobtainable women when they could be living a real life, meeting new people, doing something useful, making money...

This site sucks, why not adding some posts with some hot guys to keep the female readers happy? (Robert Pattinson, that swimmer whose won a crazy amount of medals swimming and has the most perfect body )

admin
admin

They were all scared away by JohnnyMak's penis.

rrrcraz
rrrcraz

both fugly. overrated.

they belong together.

Kpmg`
Kpmg`

LOL d55 get a life you nutjob!! everytime I am on a lima thread you are throwing psycho nonsense...I am sick of reading your disturbed posts that show how big of a loser you are. you probably sit all day and analyze all the girls here.

that said, lima looks ok here but I have seen hotter.

Atom
Atom

I didn't mean to say women won't look hot or hotter in "tighter clothes with some cleavage showing". What I meant is that a woman doesn't need to dress that way to look hot (or hotter). Women can dress in a far more classy way and look just as hot.

JohnnyMak
JohnnyMak

he looks nothing like David Duchovny, WTF. David Duchovny is very attractive and handsome, Marko is just awkward and retarded looking and borderline ugly.

yakuza
yakuza

They both look great. Marko looks like David Duchovny, doesn't he?

your dad
your dad

Jarik is Serbian for 'penis the size of a yacht'...otherwise why would a piece of ass like Adriana give this fugly bastard the time of day....

d55
d55

but i still think she looks hot here more than pretty as she still has that sexy thing going on unlike miranda kerr

d55
d55

and i said any chick will look HOTTER, not hot in "tighter clothes with some cleavage showing"

d55
d55

there is a difference between looking pretty and hot...hot means sexy, sensual...and yes, a tight dress with some cleavage showing takes you from pretty (what adriana looks like here in casual clothes) to hot instantly.

Archie Bunker
Archie Bunker

2 in the pink, 2 in the stink.

That big nosed guy looks like a pollock.

Plasma
Plasma

Q: How is Coors beer like sex on a yacht?

A: In either case, f---ing close to water !!!!

onesexybeast
onesexybeast

Marko looks better. Adriana must've gotten him to groom. I guess love does really improve your appearance.

Sir Percy of Scandia
Sir Percy of Scandia

this doesn't belong here but

WHERE HAVE ALL THE BLOTDs GONE?!?!?! SERIOUSLY ITS BEEN WAY TOO LONG!

Lovely Lima
Lovely Lima

Wow we have so many jealous here, wtf. Shut the fuck up your assholes!

Adriana is looking great here, very normal clothes, no makeup, just adorable, normal person! And marko, WOW, he have a very nice body huh! lovely! not a big fan of his eyes, he could wear glasses forever.

But nice couple, Im happy for them. I hope they can travel a lot and have MUCH fun together, they deserve it.

Sir Percy of Scandia
Sir Percy of Scandia

personally i don't think adriana has ever looked better but then again i like my women casual, natural, and homely.

seriously either i control the universe or the force is strong within me (jedi mind tricks). earlier in the lima flashback i said marko was a selfish bastard and we never see lima anymore and POOF all of a sudden a lima post. you tell me which is it Sir Percy controls the universe or Sir Percy is a jedi knight?!?!

ben
ben

pstroyer those candid are ridiculously hot. Arrrr how can I now be satisfied with the rest of the women population?

adriana lima's STALKER!
adriana lima's STALKER!

this just started my day!!!!

she's gorgeous he's fug!!

he's a lucky bastard though!!!!!