Jillian Grace Wins Child Support Lottery! David Spade Baby-Daddy!

Jillian’s Grace road through Skanky Hollywood was a total success. Most chicks in Washington, Missouri graduate high school & do one of two things: Get knocked up or attend the local community college (and then get knocked up), but Jillian busted out of there & onto the Howard Stern show!

From there, she did test shots for Playboy magazine & then eventually honored as Playboy’s Playmate of the Month for March 2005! Like all the other hot chicks w/ Hef, while at the Playboy mansion, Jillian hosted many parties which were attended by Hollywood horndoggs. And, got pregnant.

Enter David Spade.

It was rumored a while back that David Spade had a brief relationship (3-5 minutes in lenght) with Jillian Grace (i.e. unprotected, drunken sex in the famous grotto @ the Playboy Mansion). He wasn’t convinced he was baby-daddy, but said he’d fully support the kid if tests revealed otherwise.

Test revealed otherwise.

D. Spade’s rep, Meredith O’Sullivan, dropped the bomb to People.com, confirming his paternity.

“David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting ‘Rules of Engagement.'”

So yeah, it must feel great to be getting no-strings-attached cash from a somewhat successful Hollywood star. And, for all you girls in search of Hollywood success, make sure you study the Jillian’s life.

  • Rusty85

    Proof that women will fuck anyone as long as they are famous and/or have money

  • curvefan

    I sure hope he’s still hittin that or otherwise she is going to be some VERY expensive tail.

  • curvefan

    Great ass.

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  • noybsouwannaknow

    She is raising the child and he does not know how to commit. I don’t think it was all about money. He’s funny and she looked good. Let’sake a deal. Oh but that’s right..,.. The woman is always the ho. Merry Christmas….no pun intended. That was when she told him. That should be on SNL.

  • noybsouwannaknow

    Sick of these wee Willi wankas trying to 4un a chocolate factory… Lol.lol

  • noybsouwannaknow

    Don’t you think it’s funny he’s always with his mom. Especially when the daughter is around.

  • noybsouwannaknow

    Is he an uumpa loopa

  • noybsouwannaknow

    Or a chalupa…yo queiro taco bell… One o or two possibly ooooooooh… Lol you’re not my taco. Oh that’s you eat at the land down under….do they serve vegiemight sandwiches at the outback. Cause we know you avoid the responsibility of using the front door….lol.but that’s what mommies zombie s are 4,

  • RonSanderson

    I am a man and I want a shot at a playboy playmate but I’m not a Hollywood actor so what should I do? it seems only fare that guys like myself get invited to the playboy mansion every once and awhile for some drunking unprotected loving. I hope the child dosent grows up normal and dosent become all screwed up. Soif anyone can get in touch with Hef have him call me ok.

  • w4llfl0wr

    So funny Howard Stern predicted they’d be together after correctly predicting her Pauly Shore “relationship.”

  • DougClement1

    The author who wrote this needs to go back to community college and learn how to write a sentence.

  • Jahrgos

    DougClement1 considering that the post was over 8 damn years ago, the author may have a masters degree now.

  • DougClement1

    Jahrgos  DougClement1 HA! I sure hope so….I didn’t catch the date

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