Adriana Lima Lookin' Delicious @ Carlos Jeressati's Dinner

Major props to the dude who emailed these into Bastardly HQ. I have to admit, the weekend was pretty shitty until I saw Adri flashing her lil’ juicies to the cameras. God d-d-d-daaayum!

Thank you, Ms. Lima & damn you to hell, Marko Jaric!!

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epluribus
epluribus

HER THIRD TOE ON THE LEFT FOOT HAS MAJOR PROBLEMS. Hold off for something better is the call.

daaaayummm
daaaayummm

holy jesus i would like to titty fuck the shit of her shes soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bomb

davidla
davidla

She looks great! She has lost weight! Enjoy her while you can I bet she gets preggers on the honeymoon

Rhonda
Rhonda

Most definitely one blue AND one green eye. I've never noticed that until you pointed it out. These are some good pics you posted, BTW.

pstroyer
pstroyer

www.casperchristophersen.com/candidmania

pstroyer
pstroyer

lol, no they arent.

go look at some more candids of her

www.casperchristophersen/candidmania

then count the number of pics in which her eyes look deep blue. Doutzen Kroes has deep blue eyes.

pstprime
pstprime

" you basically came back and said the exact same thing you already said..."

Love, love love how you point things out but is unable to see that it is exactly what you do every single post.

youputaharassertoashame

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that was an irony ofcourse...

mwill
mwill

I agree

She never stood out to me, never got all the hype

but she looks fucking hot here

Could be a bit meatier though

Anonymous Black Chick - ABC
Anonymous Black Chick - ABC

Generally speaking, I don't think she's anything special, but I have to admit, she's looking really hot here.

monk
monk

Nonsense, her eyes are blue. Why must people go around analyzing such simple things and complicating them? Everyone has specks of different colors in their eyes, but her eyes are just blue. A beautiful, deep blue.

J
J

Fair enough, but I remember you once saying that you currently have your eyes set on a young model and some of us asked you who she was and you never told us.

Care to tell us?

I'm just curious. And yes, you have good taste. You're very picky, So I know this young model you're interested in must be a stunner like Adriana Lima. Who is she?

pstroyer
pstroyer

I made a long post with pros and cons and you basically came back and said the exact same thing you already said in the post I was replying to. You must be some kind of genius.

pstroyer
pstroyer

"her left eye is slightly more blue while her right eye is slightly more green"

Correction: It's the other way around of course...

pstroyer
pstroyer

I think this eye color is what some refer to as "blue-green hazel". So it's mixture of different colors. That's why sometimes she looks blue-eyed while other times she looks green-eyed. It kinda depends on the lighting / surroundings making one color more dominant than the other. Also, if you pay really close attention, her left eye is slightly more blue while her right eye is slightly more green so that also helps create the illusion of her eyes changing colors.

L.e.t.í.c.i.a
L.e.t.í.c.i.a

I do not know why, but I am curious to know who will be your next muse too.

jamieson
jamieson

is that her natural eye colour??? i'm sure i've seen dozens of pix where her eyes look more of a hazel colour

Candi
Candi

Hard to take me seriously?

More like hard to take YOU seriously when you're an obsessive freak who can't handle opposing opinions.

Hi
Hi

She's really pretty but she seems to be really into herself that I can't picture her putting her selfishness aside for a child or a husband...that's just my opinion about her personality

pstroyer
pstroyer

Are you kidding me? You make me sound like some kind of beauty oracle who shall foretell the next messiah. I might be obsessed with beauty, but there are many kinds of beauty. Physical beauty is only one of them and it's far from the most important. Not meaning to be rude, but I'd feel like an idiot if I took your post seriously and answered your question. Sorry :)

pstroyer
pstroyer

lol hard to take you seriously. Carry on.

J
J

Hey Pstroyer,

I know you are obsessed with models and beauty and you like to have a "muse". I know Adriana is your current muse, but I also know that you consider her to be aging and past her prime.

Your past muse was Cindy Crawford, correct?

My question is, Do you have your eyes set on any younger models now? Who will replace Adriana within the next few years?

The reason I ask if because I know you are big on all of this and I also know you are very picky (I don't mean it in a negative way) so I am curious to see what other models you find attractive.

You have very good taste so I am wondering if you can tell us about the other fine models you have your eyes set on... share the beauty with us! Please?

Candi
Candi

Yeah, i said she's pretty overall, but she tends to look retarded (i think its her weird mouth and teeth) and has some strange features that are hard for me to look past. For that, i don't think she's anything more than pretty.

And yeah her eyes are pretty, but too small. I prefer larger eyes. Hers are too small and squinty.

pstroyer
pstroyer

... at times... sometimes... at times...

Isn't that the case with everyone lol?

Shape-wise I think her mouth is really beautiful but I agree she sometimes (there it was again) does weird things with it, especially when she tries to speak English. She seems to have a very "soft" nose so when she smiles really broadly it stretches out and sometimes (again) looks bigger than it is, but actually it's not that big (see the picture with Marko lol). She doesn't have a lot of cheek bone so for someone who prefers that classical look with really high and defined cheek bones, she's obviously not first choice and her face is a little more "meaty" and less oval than when she was younger. But her eyes, her eyes are simply out of this world. Although there are many women with beautiful eyes, I don't think I've ever seen eyes so seductive and alluring. This picture is straight from wireimage (no photoshop), the only thing I did was crop the picture to focus on her eyes:

www.casperchristophersen.com/lima_eyes.jpg

UNBELIEVABLE.

Candi
Candi

She is pretty overall but she can look really really awkward at times and retarded at others. I really don't like her face shape or mouth. and her nose can look weird too sometimes.

and even though her eyes are pretty, they are very small and can look squinty at times. I prefer big beautiful eyes.

sandra
sandra

Adriana Lima wins over Megan Fox anyday. But who am I to judge rly

sandra
sandra

Adriana Lima wins over Megan Fox anyday. But who am I to judge rly

ACE
ACE

Yep, she's in my top ten and I just made an observation that she doesn't need to try so hard with a push up bra, since she is a natural beauty. I'm just going to stick with commenting on legs and feet, since that is what I know best. lol

pstroyer
pstroyer

Take it easy, ACE was actually being complimentary as well... he speaks his mind, but he's not a fucking hater like some of the other people on this site.

d55
d55

thats not to say adriana lima is a fake just because she is wearing a push up bra.

d55
d55

i dont kare if she is the hottest to you or not; ive got no problem with that but if you're gonna criticize adriana lima for simply wearing a push up bra, make sure the chick you find the hottest is completely natural.

ACE
ACE

lol, I think I could build a good case on how the high heel is a better invention than the other inventions that I listed.

ACE
ACE

My girl Megan is the hottest woman on the planet even with all of her so called "plastic" parts.

pstroyer
pstroyer

I take it that was sarcasm :P Well, not quite... but it's up there...

ACE
ACE

High heels on women is the best invention ever! Greater than lingerie, the bikini, fire, the wheel, the combustible engine, the airplane, the internet, electricity, etc.

pstroyer
pstroyer

No complaints. Heels are a fucking brilliant invention, I'm sure most women will agree ;)

d55
d55

super hot...this is the first time i see her wearing something nice and not grandma-ish...digging the cleavage action.

Ace, your girl Megan is permanently plastic so i dont know why you're whining about adriana's push up bra. Men love push up bras because it really makes the look cleavage so hot; it is not to make your boobs look big only. Women with big boobs wear them, too.

u guys can say whatever about her man's looks but she thinks he is very handsome:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt9gpNr63PE

she even says it twice...the chick is head over heels...not everyone gets to find a man who makes them very happy.

who is the dude on page 8? the fuck kinda face is that? those eyes...gahhhh!

d55
d55

are you the owner of the site or what? what is it to you? mind your own business, stupid ass...i can write not only 50 but 500 comments.

d55
d55

her 3 fingers were recently broken on vacation

Ben
Ben

Hestitate = hesitate

Ben
Ben

I hestitate to say it out aloud; but I think I'm in love with her.

zxc
zxc

DAMN YOU MARKO JARIC

Anonymoose
Anonymoose

This woman is sheer perfection from had to toe (minus the tat). The eyes alone are classic.

sandra
sandra

OMG. How can anyone look this good. I mean seriously, she is so beautiful its fucked up. Like something is wrong. Wrong in oh such a good way.

Adriana is beautiful if you think shes ugly youre either blind, stupid, crazy or just way off.

Im not gonna say gay, coz they can appriciate beauty of opposite gender too.

Her tatoo is not my favorite but it looks good, and alot better then Megan Foxs Marilyn tatoo. I mean seriously, that one is just wrong.

ADRIANA LIMA for president!