Bastardly Loves Tipsy Playboy Playmates in Body Paint! Ow!

Photo Credit: Splash News
These were snapped @ The Great American Run kick off party by National Lampoon at the Playboy Mansion

Can you get any kinkier & hotter than body painted attire? Their bodies pretty much have ‘F-me’ written all over them, so dudes like Pauly Shore, David Spade & a host of other horndogg b-listers can simply roll into the party & have a great time.

I know we’ve said it a thousand times before, but gotta give major props to Hef for creating such heaven on earth (aka the Playboy Mansion). I still haven’t hit up a party over there, but have it on my list of things to do before I die. Someone give me a God damn invite!!!

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38 comments
CATHY R.
CATHY R.

THOSE PLAYMATES ARE FUCKING CUNTS. THOSE PLAYMATES ARE FUCKING SLUTS. THOSE FUCKING PLAYMATES ARE FUCKIG WHORES. THOSE FUCKING PLAYMATES ARE FUCKING BITCHES. I FUCKING HATE THEM. I HOPE THE PLAYMATES GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS,LIKE THEY FUCKING DESERVE.

you are an asshole
you are an asshole

No whore d55 your nasty, remember "Two Girls,One Cup" fucking sick shit.

Honey
Honey

these ho's look like they're responsible for half of valtrex sales.

Paris brings up the other half.

d55
d55

nastyyyyy

JonYo
JonYo

The girl with a tux painted on is in serious need of a brown bag.

CC
CC

how do they paint over the vagina..what if its out hahaha

lolita
lolita

i might be too skinny but i suck cock like a world champion

im like a vacuum

put that black snake in my mouth and ill hoover the jizz out whether you want me to or not

and then theres my pussy

you ever fucked a skinny girl like me

you know how tight my pussy is

you wouldnt be able to control yourself

and i have a dirty mouth too

you think you know

but you dont

you havent lived until youve been inside of a little white girl and had her say

fuck me ni**er

fuck me hard

Goliano
Goliano

Poe could get it.

But not a brittle, malnourished, animatronic Q-Tip such as yourself, Pam.

mario
mario

goliano wants to fuck you poe

dont you wnat to fuck him?

you know goliano

hes some guy you met on the internet

those are the safest types to fuck

Some Guy
Some Guy

The girl with the flowers painted on her (far left) has a major horse face.

the cocksmith
the cocksmith

This is an atrocity. I'll check to see if Playboy or it's parent is publicly held. If so, I will immediately short

their stock. Hideous fatbodies with inbred dumbhead faces.

If Hef owned a morgue no one would die.

There are better looking whores than this at my local Greyhound station. Blech.

beowchikabeowwow
beowchikabeowwow

I feel like I should get syphilis just from looking at these.

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

The dressed chick is very hot and so fuckable... imagine being there and having a hardon all the time.

d_jologs
d_jologs

Yeah, that camouflage dress should just have been painted on!

Cara
Cara

Look at the toes on pic 5! Eeewwwwwwww!

Cara
Cara

Couldn't the one on the far left touch up the black roots before she took pics? Nothing says class like a bleached blonde with dark roots!

Goliano
Goliano

LOL You always know just what to say.

Dr Victor von Doom
Dr Victor von Doom

Yet more proof of how far Playboy has fallen...

None of these chicks are remotely attractive. Ugly and fake - just like Hef's whores.

Fuck, I haven't seen anything in Playboy over the last 3-4 years that has impressed me in the slightest.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

See Saw
See Saw

Bleached bitches with black roots. disgusting.

The-Phantom-Writer
The-Phantom-Writer

The fact that they are blonde and work for playboy is an instant not attractive sticker on their head...

Mario
Mario

can someone please tell me who the bitch in the zebra skin heels is because i am in love with her

ookboy24
ookboy24

with faces like that, u have no choice but go naked

sommer
sommer

Look at the one in the purple paint. Did they glue the upper part of her butt crack together?

the kitten
the kitten

thats fun. id like to be body painted. or be a body painter. either/or

Eric
Eric

One word comes to mind...Damnit. You'd think you'd be able to see more, but no. Page 5 gets a special "Move your damn hand" shoutout.

JTchicago
JTchicago

Yeesh! WTF is with Playboy?? Where are the hot brunettes, red-heads, gurls of color; Indian, African, Asian?? Hell I even met a hot Eskimo girl on Chicago Campus the other month and she was f**king stunning. I mean there are so MANY beautiful women in this world and we have to look at Bottle Blondes with fake boobage.

UGH!

Long Island
Long Island

I just threw up after seeing the botton pic on page #3. Bitch has zebra stripes on the side of her ass and a body like Brooke Hogan.

dorkus2
dorkus2

those paint on shoes are sooo 3D realistic!

dogg@
dogg@

silicon convention ?

sara
sara

i just wounder wat there m0ms would say... so proud

Goliano
Goliano

It's a damn shame that the one with the hottest bod (pg. 6) actually has clothes on.